你小时候受过的最奇葩的惩罚是什么？ [美国媒体]

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JakeotSooth
My dad once grounded me and in order to be free and able to hang out with friends I had to complete a 1000 piece puzzle.

我爸有一回罚我禁足。我为了能获得自由和朋友们一起出去玩，不得不完成一个1000块的拼图。

lydiafluff
he should’ve secretly taken one piece that would’ve been a real punishment

他应该偷偷拿走一块，那才叫真正的惩罚。

Tsukune_Surprise
Woah. Easy there satan.

哇，你是魔鬼么。



cpMetis
We did this regularly in football.
Worst part is anyone on the team lets their arms drop a bit and they added 60s to the clock.
One time the softball team gathered on the hill to watch us practice. Including the hottest girl in the school.

我们在足球队的时候就经常做这个。最惨的是，队里有谁把手臂垂下来一点，所有人就都得再加60秒。有一次，垒球队聚在投手丘那儿看我们练习，那里面有学校里最漂亮的姑娘。

A couple of guys decided they wanted to show off.
We stood their for eternity. Multiple eternities.
We hated those people for months.

队里有几个人决定要炫下。结果我们就一直被罚，加时再加时。我们恨了那帮人好几个月。

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Austifox
not sure how unique it was. But we would always be grounded from our rooms not to our rooms. It was the worst you dont realise how much is in your room until you arent allowed to go in it.

不知道这算不算是特别。我们被禁足不是不让出自己的房间，而是不让进。这是最糟的，只有在不能进去的时候，你才会意识到有多少东西在你自己房间里。



AaronPossum
"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me..."

“希望这不会唤醒我内心深处的某种不知名……”

Mrwright96
Five minutes later “You can never keep a wolf like me on a leash!” Howls at the moon

五分钟后，“你永远别想靠一根皮带就拴住像我这样一匹野狼！”然后对月嚎叫。

Username928351
grabbed a dog collar and leash then tied me
This could go into the "What is something you hated as a kid but love now?" topics...

[拿出狗项圈和皮带拴住我]
这可以放到“什么东西你儿时恨，如今爱”的话题讨论里……

Bladvass67
I was caught eating ice cream by my grandfather. He put a bird cage over my head and made me walk around the neighborhood.

我被我爷爷抓到偷吃冰淇淋。他在我头上放了个鸟笼，让我这样子绕着社区走一圈。

DeaddyRuxpin
Hmm if I had found a bird cage as a kid I’d have probably put it on my head and walked around my neighborhood by choice.

嗯……我小时候要是找到个鸟笼，可能会自己把它放头上绕社区走一圈。

VidereMemoria
Are you his grandfather?

兄台，你是他爷爷吗？

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nonesjones
Essay writing.
My dad is a graduate school professor and he made us write essays about what we had done wrong why it was wrong and what we should have done instead. We had to cite sources and use outside information/research. My dad would then read and correct the content and grammar of the essays until they were deemed satisfactory.

写论文作为惩罚。我爸是名研究生院的教授，我们做错事的时候，他就让我们写关于那件事情的论文，讲清楚哪里错、为什么错以及我们应该怎么做。我们必须写明引用来源，使用外部资料/研究。我爸会仔细阅读批改论文的内容和语法，直到看起来让人满意。



creepyredditloaner
When I was a kid my parents go rid of everything except my desk and bed because I was refusing to clean my room. When I got home from school I asked my dad where my stuff was. He said "We threw it out." He said I looked right at him and said "Oh well you paid for it."

我小时候有一回，父母把我房间里除了书桌和床之外的所有东西都搬走了，因为我不肯打扫房间。我从学校回到家里的时候，问我爸我的东西哪儿去了。他说，“我们给扔了。”他说当时我直勾勾看着他，回了句“哦，好吧，反正那是你们花钱买的。”

Permafroster
When I was a kid anytime my grandfather heard me say I was bored he'd make me read the newspaper next to him. After an hour or so of that I would no longer be bored. I miss him everytime I see a newspape

我小的时候，我祖父每当听到我说无聊的时候，就让我坐在他旁边读报纸。在大概一个小时后我就不无聊了。现在我每次看到报纸就想他。

adinawillis
That doesnt seem like it settled as a punishment to you

听起来那对你不算是惩罚。

Permafroster
The first few minutes were not fun at all. After a while I just kinda got into it. But it was his way to make me a better kid/person.

最初的几分钟可一点都不有趣。过一会儿之后，我就有点沉浸其中了。但这就是他让我变成一个更好的孩子/成人的方法。

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haleykays
A friend of mine recently told me that his mom used to have him kneel on uncooked rice when he did something wrong. Sounds miserable if you ask me.

我的一个朋友最近告诉我，他妈曾经在他做错事的时候，罚他跪在生的大米上。要我说的话，这惩罚听起来挺痛的。

YonderIPonder
When I was a kid and at my grandparent's place whenever I was sick I had to swallow a tablespoon full of whiskey. Made me throw up every time. It didn't matter what the medical problem was. I got a tablespoon of whiskey. Poison Ivy? Whiskey. Flu? Whiskey. Food poisoning? Whiskey. Fell out of a tree and scrapped myself up real bad? Whiskey.

我小时候在祖父家，每当我生病了就要吞满满一大餐匙的威士忌。每次都搞得我呕吐。也不管我生的什么病，反正就是一餐匙威士忌。被毒藤扎了？一匙威士忌。流感？一匙威士忌。食物中毒？一匙威士忌。从树上摔下严重擦伤？一匙威士忌。

I think I was punished for being weak. There was no winning. If Grandma or grandpa suspected that I wasn't feeling 100% they'd straight out ask me what was wrong and I had to say something or risk worse punishments.

我想我是因为太弱而被罚。我就没赢过。如果祖母或祖父怀疑我不是百分百的状态，他们会直接问我哪儿出了问题，然后我就必须说出点什么，不然就得冒受更严重惩罚的危险。



elblurpo
Forced to smell dog breath. Because "If we have to deal with the filth from your mouth you have to deal with the filth from its mouth"
It sounds funny and it is funny looking back on it...but good god it was not funny then. I begged for almost anything else.

强迫闻狗的口气。因为“如果我们得忍受你嘴里冒出的臭气，你就得忍受它的。”这听起来挺滑稽，回头看来也确实滑稽……但老天爷哟，当时可一点不好玩。我乞求换几乎随便其它什么惩罚都行。