女人比男人长命的21个原因 [美国媒体]

21 reasons why women live longer than men

女人比男人长命的21个原因












schoso
Some of us are quite stupid (me included), but I prefer to think we are really, really brave!

我们中的某些人确实有些傻(也包括我)，但是我倾向于把这看作我们真的，真的很勇敢~

@zikor1138
the world has changed... damn
since when is beeing stupid brave?

什么世道？
啥时候犯傻是一种勇敢的表现了？

where_did_i_go
Thank God for the arrow on number 20, otherwise I wouldnt have seen it

感谢第20张图的箭头，否则我看不出笑点在哪儿。

mrangryscienti
i see only men overcoming difficulties despite the blatant lack of resources.

我看到的是，只有男人才会在明显缺乏资源的情况下想尽办法解决困难。

jooohn_cenaaaPro
The hedge mower is pure genius.

那个树篱割草机太有才了！

red_furry6827 points · 19h
That chainsaw one is pretty safe, unless the trigger is duck taped down

链锯那一张其实相当安全，除非你扣动扳机。

them3ch4nicPro
@red_furry682 If its an old one, then rip balls. Or if idle gas (sry my English is shit), is to high.

如果那是没有安全措施的老式链锯……安息吧，蛋蛋！

smexysparky
I love the guys face with the arrow stuck in him. 
"Well, I'm sure as hell glad I didn't win custody You little shit."

我喜欢身上那个中箭的家伙的表情——
“没有赢得你的监护权，我太他娘的高兴了，小王八蛋！”

timothyzagra
I like how the dad with the arrow in his chest is smiling and the kid doesn't look like he has been beaten... cause I know I'd be in intensive care if I ever shot my father with an arrow and he was able to walk away from it

我喜欢那个胸口中了一箭还在微笑的老爸，那个孩子看起来好像也没挨揍……因为要是我射了老爹一箭，而且他还能行走的话，那就重症监护室见吧！

timxgrabowski
how are 3 dangerus

第三张杂微显了？

goodboydogggo
@timxgrabowski your english is dangerous

楼上，你的英语很危险。(楼上的英语感人)

sasanagani5h
@timxgrabowski I have the same question. What is happening in #3? I'll wait here with you.

我也有同样的问题，第三张有什么问题吗？

arneverwaaijen
18 doesn't count

第18张不算！

ob_nixilis
14 is my favourite.

第14张是我的最爱！

yuneceler
I am watching this while cutting trees

我边砍树边看这个来着，这些人太不注意安全了！

manlyelfman
Well #7 doesn't look so unsafe to me... Can someine clarify the situation for me please?

第7张挺对我口味儿的啊，有谁能解释下有什么危险的吗？

pilkie_01
So how would a female have got that sofa in the room considering it doesn't fit up the stairs. All i see here are loads of inventive genius male initiative

那要换成女人的话，她们会怎么解决那个沙发呢。我看到的只是一堆男人的天才发明创新！

stickandmud
Men seem to trust more than women. Trust in hydraulics, trust in buddies. Don't see any women helping though....

男人似乎比女人更容易信任——信任液压装置、信任基友……虽然我买看到女人帮忙……

nlandry
Well you can't die from cooking and cleaning dishes.

当然啦，你不可能死于做饭和刷碗。

legendmeme
Number 14 though.

第14张真是够了！

praisethesun69
i would just sneak behind him and pull the trigger

我会偷偷溜到他后面，扣动扳机。

hello_me1
At least half of those are perfectly safe.

这里面起码有一半都是非常安全的~

krmmr
those are not 21 reasons it is only 1 reason which is women don't do that same jobs as men does.

没有21个理由，只有1个，那就是女人不干这些工作。

marvjarrah
Can we have a women version? First one is the woman backpacking in india alone.

能来一个女人版的吗？第一条就是女人独自在印度徒步旅行。

Corsico
the dude with the arrow did the right thing though, he didn't pull it out

不管怎么说，中箭的那个家伙处理是正确的，没有把箭拔出来。

ciirque4
well sadly in most cases it's really "make do with what you have", like the poor bloke fixing his car - most parts of the world, as hard as it may be for you to believe, is governed by poverty and with little to no (affordable) help if you need it, like a garage or proper tools. Those boys looking for shade under the construction machine? Thought about why they need it? long hours, little water, no shelter for the burning sun would make you grateful for this albeit dangerous shade too. The bucket as a helmet? Well, you're smart enough to figure that one out.

哎，其实大多数图真的只是“物尽其用，有啥用啥”，就像那个修车的可怜小伙儿。你可能很难相信，这个世界的大部分人其实都很贫困，生活条件很艰苦，许多人并没有修车库或合适的工具。那些在工程车下面乘凉的男孩？想想他们为什么要这么做？工时长、缺水喝、没有躲避毒辣太阳的地方，换成你的话，你会感激这个危险的阴凉处的。那个水桶头盔？其实相当的聪明。

eduardoclz
I see man work hard that is why they live less

男人的工作更加艰难，这就是为何他们活命短。

fallscreek07
Number 17 isn't very dangerous. That CAT can easily lift well over it's own weight. It won't fall

第17张不算危险，那个挖掘机可以很轻松地举起自己，不会掉下来的。

aint_kiddin
I dont see a problem with any of these. Just drink a few beers first to keep the nerves steady and they'll be fine

我没看出有啥毛病，老铁们，喝杯啤酒冷静一下。

dgpernua
Of course the cop is American. :)

显然那是美国警察。

kaenji69
i've done a lot of stupid dangerous shit in my life but god damn this guys are idiots, except the last one, that is a good father

我这一生曾做过许多蠢事，但老天啊，这些人都是白痴，除了最后一个，这是个很好的父亲。

thefjk
Some of these are reasons why men get paid more than women.

部分图解释少为何男人赚得比女人多。

kampfarsch
Why is number 3 screwing his dick onto the railing

图3里的男人为什么要把鸡儿钉在扶手上？

tobiasbosch
It's better to have a shotgun in your ass than an ass in your shotgun

屁股被枪爆也比用枪爆屁股强。

kormemis
Most of them taken at turkey , We Are just creative

大部分图片都是在土耳其拍的，我们太有才了！

rammkatze
13. The guy being held with a pole on his ass. GAY!

图13里支撑这个家伙的杆子都戳进他屁股了，基佬！

charlesmccabe
What did we learn, class? That women live longer because men do all the work.

同学们，我们学到了什么？女人活得更久那是因为男人做了所有工作。

leadclimber
18, the electricity one is completely safe. It's not like electricians work when the power is connected

第18张肯定断电了啊，绝对是安全的。

simple_boye2
This is the man's world

这就是男人的世界。

jamesod2000
The real reason that men doe younger is because testosterone is toxic and slowly kills us. Not joking, it's true.

男人活得更短的真正原因是睾酮素是有毒的，会慢慢杀死我们。我不是开玩笑，真的。