趣图：海龟对镜头竖中指 [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/crunchyRocks 6 hours ago



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slimjoel14 483 points·5 hours ago
"Fuck humans"

“操你们这群人类！”

Penisjizz 103 points·5 hours ago
awoo awoo,i wanna see some naked duuudes, that’s why i built this poooool

啊呜，啊呜，我想看一些裸体的小伙~子，这就是我为什么要建这个泳~~池的原因。

FeintApex 9 points·3 hours ago
I believe it means peace between worlds.

我相信这是“世界和平”的意思。

calicet 8 points·2 hours ago
We deserve it

我们活该如此。

Midan71 6 points·2 hours ago
No wonder he's angry with all the crap we put into the ocean.

难怪，他是气我们把所有的废弃物都倒进了海洋。

ethabb 99 points·4 hours ago
“Stop throwing your shit in my front yard”

“别再把你的狗屎垃圾扔到我的前院里了。”

Deplete1 16 points·3 hours ago
How about your backyard?

那扔后院行不行？
(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

webeperry 66 points·5 hours ago
Why are turtle’s so angry?😡

为什么这只海龟这么生气？😡

callmegecko Lumber Lifter 111 points·4 hours ago
Plastic six pack holders

6罐塑料环垃圾。

ThatDamnRaccoon 7 points·3 hours ago
And propellers :[

还有螺旋桨:[

cyanocittaetprocyon Donor 4 points·1 hour ago
And fishing nets. :-(

还有渔网:-(

Floridius 4 points·1 hour ago
Not to mention how slutty they make turtles look

别提它们让海龟看起来有多脏。

peerreviewmylife 9 points·3 hours ago
Because you're in his fucking way with a camera.

因为你他妈挡着他拍照了。

Mechanical_Indian 5 points·3 hours ago
Probably a teenage turtle.

这大概是一只中二少年海龟。

DuckImFyslexic 9 points·3 hours ago
‘I’ve told them it means peace among worlds.’

“我已经告诉他们这是世界和平的意思。”

anonymous_agama 3 points·3 hours ago
Even the face says: Hey, go fuck yourself.

甚至连表情都在说：嘿，滚边儿玩去。

goosekiller88 1 point·3 hours ago
Thanks for the new wallpaper :)

谢谢你给我提供的新墙纸:)