香草冰淇淋+木勺=童年 [美国媒体]

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alittlelessblue 952 points·7 hours ago
The taste of that wood overpowered the ice cream

木勺的味道比冰淇淋还要让我印象深刻。

ex_oh_ex_oh 334 points·5 hours ago
Hah yeah I don't remember how any of the ice cream tasted like but the flavor of the wood simply looking at the pic is as real as if was yesterday.

哈哈，冰淇淋的味道我倒是一点都想不起来了，但是一看到这图片，木勺的味道便恍如昨日般的浮现。

CloudEnt 53 points·2 hours ago
Same. I can feel that wood on my tongue if I think about it. What a weirdly powerful sense memory!

同感。一回想就能感到木勺在舌头上的感觉。真是一个奇特又深刻的味觉记忆啊！

cocobandicoot 91 points·4 hours ago
It's not even a spoon! It's quite literally just a flat piece of wood.

它都算不上是个勺！它就是一块平平的小木片。



MiloticScale 282 points·8 hours ago
Especially when scraped flat against your molars. I could just about die from the thought.

特别是当木勺裂开，上面的刺扎进你的槽牙。只要想想我死的心都有了。

PHIL-yes-PLZ 306 points·8 hours ago
I bought a bunch of these last summer. The thing is I also have these dog treats called frosty paws they look pretty similar. My buddy came over and had what he thought was vanilla ice cream when in reality he was diving into a peanut butter and cheese dog treat. The look of disgust on his face was priceless.

我去年夏天买了一堆这种冰淇淋，实际上我家里正好还有一种叫“frosty paws”的专给狗吃的冰淇淋，和这种冰淇淋很相像。有天我兄弟来我家玩，他以为自己吃的是香草冰淇淋，实际上是给狗吃的那种加了花生巧克力和芝士的狗粮。当时他脸上那种恶心的表情实在是太无价了。

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kayebeth 129 points·6 hours ago
That feeling of peeling the paper lid off by the itty bitty tab of a slightly melted cup (because it has been sitting out for just 2 minutes too long) and is slightly suctioned. Then getting to lick off the light frothy layer on the lid before digging in the cup with the extremely oversized toothpick. Only to be disappointed that it doesn’t taste like the same brand from a normal container but is so darn hot outside you don’t care so you eat it in 3 bites. Then question if you should get another.

靠冰淇淋杯子封口纸上的小手柄，撕开已经有点化了的冰淇淋杯子上面的封口纸（因为已经在外面放了有两分钟之久），那感觉实在是让人着迷。然后先舔掉封口纸上那沾着的薄薄一层已经融化了的冰淇淋，再用这根比牙签大得多的木勺猛吃杯子里的冰淇淋。唯一遗憾的是不如同一品牌标准杯型的口感，但是外面这个热啊，你哪里还顾得上口感，三口两口就吃完了。接下来唯一的问题就是还要不要再来一个。

19931510 106 points·7 hours ago
I never got splinters from hoodsie cups what is wrong with y’all

我吃Hoodsie Cup冰淇淋的时候怎么从没有被木勺给刺到过，是你们自己的问题吧。



AzHighways 1 point·6 hours ago
We used the spoons as finger skateboards

我们用木勺作手指滑板玩。

westondeboer 1 point·4 hours ago
At least the spoon is recyclable

至少这木勺能循环利用啊。

hhhnnnnnggggggg 1 point·4 hours ago
To me the wooden spoon made it taste better..

我觉得这木勺让冰淇淋尝起来更棒......