理发师的“分级理发价”是怎么一回事儿？ [美国媒体]

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WhereTheHotWaterAt 于 2 天前 发表
So typically when you go cut your hair they have 3 price tier less expensive medium and more expensive depending on the hairdresser skills (or that's what I got from my HSK 2 skills at least)

所以一般来说，你去理发店理发的时候，他们会给你提供便宜、中等和有点贵这3种基于理发师技巧的理发价（这至少是我汉语2级水平听到的说法）。

I used to always take the mid tier because I was indecisive then I got a job and started blowing my 444rmb salary on the most expensive. Then Mac Donald's increased the double cheese price and I had to fall back to the cheapest

因为我很优柔寡断，所以我过去总是选择中等理发价，然后我找到了份工作，决定豪起将我444元的薪水花在最贵的理发价上。然后麦当劳的双层吉士（汉堡）涨价了，最后我穷到只能选择最便宜的理发价。

All 3 price tiers actually ended up the same actually no difference. The result end up decent sufficiently hiding my balding expat spots. Am I missing something? Do Chinese people always get the cheapest and the other options are just for the random clueless foreigner who's gonna "这个" with his fat finger at random ?

那3种理发价理出的效果最后其实都一样，完全没差。最后理出的结果都相当好，完美地修饰遮掩了我的秃顶。我是有遗漏掉什么（重要信息）吗？是不是中国人都会选择最便宜的那个理发价，而其他的理发价选项则只是为随便几个对此毫无头绪用其肥胖的手指乱指一个价格说“（我要）这个”的外国人而设的吗？

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–]RedVelocitiyChina 15 指标 2 天前
This is actually hilarious

这其实好搞笑的说。

[–]ting_bu_dongUnited States 12 指标 2 天前
My wife is still surprised after a couple years in the US that "if you pay more for something here the quality really is better!"

在美国呆了几年之后，我的老婆对此仍然会很惊讶，就是“如果你在这儿花得钱越多，质量确实会更好！”

In China you can spend as much money as you want to spend. On anything.
You won't necessarily get any higher quality or anything. But you can feel good that you have money to spend I guess.

在中国，在任何事物上，你都可以想花多少钱就花多少钱。你不一定能得到更好的质量或者别的。但我猜你会感觉很好，因为你付得起！

[–]stealmyrecords 6 指标 2 天前
I hate getting my hair cut here. Not because they mess it up - they generally do a good job - but because they're always trying to upsell me. Bitch do I look like the kind of person who wears pomade on a regular basis? Not to mention the ridiculously expensive VIP cards or whatever. Yeah sure I'll buy four years worth of haircuts in one go no problem. Sadly there are no street barbers in my hood.

我烦在这里剪头发。不是因为他们剪糟了——他们一般剪得不错——而是因为他们总是向我推销（办卡）。靠！我看起来像那种会定期护理头发的人吗？更不用说那扯蛋的贼贵的贵宾卡了。行啊！我能一次办四年的理发卡，没问题。可悲的是，我住的这附近根本没有那种街边店的理发师。

[–]WhereTheHotWaterAt[S] 4 指标 2 天前
“they're always trying to upsell me”
For real last time in haidian the hair dresser brought some kind of microscope that shows your scalp on a screen and showed me a few spots that had some small white deposit at the base of the hair then went on to try and sell me his 400RMB session to get rid of it.
No thanks I'd rather be bald than spend that money to get a shampoo done

“他们总是向我推销（办卡）”
这是真事，上次在海淀，理发师拿来了一种显微镜，在屏幕上能看到你的头皮，并给我看了我头发底部有一些白色的小斑点，然后就向我推销他们400块钱的头发护理疗程以去除这些斑点。别，可谢谢你，我宁愿头发掉光也不愿花那么多钱去买这种洗发液。

[–]stealmyrecords 1 指标 2 天前
Whoa. That right there is some other shit. I miss the days when 30 yuan got you a quick trim and a shoulder massage. What the hell China. Why you gotta develop on me like that.

嗯呐，糟心事还不止这些呢。我真怀念三十块钱就能剪个头还能给肩部按个摩的日子。你嘎哈啊，中国。你咋这样对我。（意思现在啥都贵了）

[–]WhereTheHotWaterAt[S] 1 指标 1 天前
I also though 400 rmb was super way too much... Maybe because you're supposed to negociate for that price I could buy all the shampoo bottles they would use do it myself and still have money left.
Their haircut was 80 rmb tho if I remember right. Tier 1 in city center

我也认为花四百块钱理个头实在是太贵了......或许你可以跟他们讨价还价一下，那些钱我都可以买下他们用的所有洗发水，自己洗头都还能剩钱。我没记错的话，他们剪个头是八十块钱。这是一线城市市中心区域的理发价（标准）。

[–]BillyBattsShinebox 4 指标 2 天前
I used to always just go for the cheapest one but came out looking even more retarded than I usually do 4/5 times. I moved to the mid-level cuts eventually and seemed to only look like an absolute spastic 3/5 times. It could just be in my head but I think the odds of my haircut not looking like utter shit are a little bit better when I go for the mid-range haircut but it's still far from a guarantee.

我以前理发总是选择最便宜的一档，但剪完的时候5次中有4次我看起来比平常的自己还智障。我最终改成了中档的理发价，5次只有3次看起来像个麻痹患者。但我也只能在脑袋里想想（没法说出口），但是我认为当我选择中档理发价时，我的发型看起来会比狗屎能好点，但它仍然远远不能保证我的帅。

[–]WhereTheHotWaterAt[S] 1 指标 2 天前
And is that a different guy cutting depending on the tier? Or the same who intentionally fucks it up if you pay cheap?

那是根据档次（花的钱）由不同的理发师来给你剪头吗？或者是同一个理发师，如果你花钱少就故意给你剪糟？

[–]BillyBattsShinebox 2 指标 2 天前
I think I got a different guy every single time I went there. And I don't know if they're intentionally fucking it up because the mid tier guys fucked it up more often than not too.

我想我每次去那里都是与之前不同的理发师给我剪头。而且我不知道他们是不是故意剪糟，因为中档价的理发师也经常剪糟。

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[–]stealmyrecords 3 指标 2 天前 
Protip next time you actually manage to get a decent cut take pics (front sides back) with your phone. Save the pics to show future hairdressers. I actually do this no matter where I'm getting my haircut cos it more or less guarantees unless the hairdresser is an absolute fuckup that they'll do it proper.

给你个温馨小贴士：下次当你终于剪了个像样的发型时，用你的手机拍下你发型（前面、两边和背面的）照片。把拍的照片存起来给你以后的理发师看。事实上我无论在哪剪头都会这样做，因为这么做多少能得到些保证，除非理发师完全是个蠢货，一般他们都会剪得不错。

[–]BillyBattsShinebox 2 指标 2 天前 
Yep started doing that the first time I actually got a decent cut. It was still a gamble but I've finally found a decent barbershop now anyway.

是呢，我第一次那么做的时候，他们的确给我剪了个相当好的发型。（每次剪头发）仍然是在赌运气，但我终于找到了一家像样的理发店。

[–]canadian_anarchistCanada 1 指标 2 天前 
I went to a small place that cost only 20 RMB and was mostly pleased with the work. I brought a picture for them to replicate which improved results. If I didn't like it I grew it out long enough to get another cut and tried again. Hair will grow back it's not the end of the world if a 20 RMB haircut is subpar.

我去了一个只用20块钱的小地方，而且剪的基本都令我挺满意。我带照片去（让理发师）照着剪，结果好多了。如果我不喜欢这个发型，我就等头发长长了再剪一次，再试一次。头发会长回来，如果花20块钱剪出来的发型不咋地，那也不是世界末日（死不了）。

[–]BillyBattsShinebox 2 指标 2 天前* 
I don't care about the money. I just want a decent haircut.

我不在乎钱。我只是想要一个像样的发型。

[–]HotNaturedUnited States 6 指标 2 天前 
This annoys me almost as much as airline seat price differentiation.
At the salon I go to I just asked if any of them have experience with Laowai hair and that's who I ended up with.

这就像不同的机票价格（不同舱位的价格）一样让我很恼火。在我去的发廊，我就让他们中有给老外剪过头的理发师来给我剪。

[–]shroob88Great Britain 4 指标 2 天前 
Bloody hell these people talking of 'tiers' made of money. Guy on the street does mine. Usually a different guy every time just force scissors into their hands until someone gets the idea.

该死的，这些人想出用钱来分“理发档次”。我是街上的理发师给我剪的头。通常都是遇到谁就让谁剪，直到有人想出了这个主意。

[–]jasonx10101 2 指标 2 天前 
When I first found this out at a hairdresser called 'Bouncy Bouncy' I was like wtf.
I tried once the cheapest and then another time the most expensive to see what the fuss is all about. Obviously turns out they are both the same and went outside with the classic Chinese bowl cut. 

当我第一次从一个叫‘乐乐’的理发师那知道这事时，我就想这他妈是在搞啥 ？
我试过一次最便宜的，然后又试一次最贵的看看这两者之间到底有多么惊人的差距。很明显，发型完全是一样的，剪出来的都是典型的中国锅盖头。

[–]BrandeX 2 指标 2 天前 
I bought something like this years ago. Paid for itself long ago. I hate going to Chinese hair salons.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Philips-Norelco-Do-It-Yourself-Clipper-with-Head-Shave-Attachment-Model-QC5580-40/23149306

我几年前买了这种东西。买了有很久了。我讨厌去中国的发廊剪发。

 

[–][dexed] 2 指标 2 天前* 
I used to go to this high end 150 rmb for a cut because the usual guy that cut my hair did a very good job. We eventually became acquittances and one day after a year or so he tells me he is quitting that salon and opening one himself one hour away from there.

我过去常去个一百五十块钱的高档地方剪头，因为我那个御用理发师剪的贼好。我们最后成了熟人，然后大约一年后的某天，他告诉我他要离开那个发廊，然后自己开家发廊，离原来的发廊一个小时（的车程）。

No problem I will go to your new place. So I go there now it's not high end it's pretty rough mold patches on the walls stripped paint... Anyway he cuts my hair good as always. Second time I go there good third time I start noticing that it isn't as good as before and by the fourth time it's just bad. It's the style that's the problem. His new clientele is let's say more conservative in looks the typical short sideburns and brush on top.

没问题，我会去你开的那家新发廊。所以我去了那里，装修不是很高档，粗糙补上的掉了墙皮的墙……不管咋样，他给我剪了头，依旧贼好。第二次去时，很好；第三次，我开始注意到剪得不像以前那么好了，第四次就只能说是糟糕了。这是风格的问题。他的新客户看起来更保守，（发型是）典型的短鬓角上边顶个刷子（平头）。

When one more time after a 6 months to give it one more chance and it was bad again. It was only 20 rmb but fuck driving to that place just to get my hair mangled.
Driving one hour is not so bad my wife group of friends had a shifu that moved back to Chongqing and they would fly there for their haircare.

6个月后又给他一次机会，又一次剪得很糟。我是只花了20块钱，但我他妈的开了一小时车去那个地方只是让他把我的头发给剪乱了。开车一小时还不算太糟，我妻子有群姐妹，专门给她们做头发的师傅搬回了重庆，然后她会打飞的去那里做头发护理。

[–]WhereTheHotWaterAt[S] 5 指标 2 天前 
I thought it was gonna end in some kind of homo erotic story but okay that was still interesting

我以为你的故事会以某种同性恋色情剧情结束，但没关系，还是很有意思。

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[–]HautamakiCanada 2 指标 2 天前 
best haircut I ever had in China was 5 rmb; guy bumped it up to 8 rmb after remodelling his salon a few years in. Anyway went to him for 10 years; gave a few other places a try but nobody ever came close to giving as good a cut as he did unless I went somewhere that spent 5x as long.

我在中国剪的最好的发型是五块钱。几年后老板装修发廊后涨到了八块。不管咋地，去他那已经十年了；也去过其它一些发廊尝试，但没有人能像他剪得那么好，除非去一些花五倍价钱的地方。

[–]probablydurnk 2 指标 1 天前 
I went one time and the price was 50% higher. I asked why and found out that that day was the special haircut holiday February 2nd. The next day the price was back down to normal. I just found it strange that every year a significant number of people celebrate February 2nd by waiting in a longer than normal line to pay more money for a haircut.

我有一次去，价格涨了一半。我问为什么，发现那天是理发的特殊节日，2月2日。第二天，价格又降回了正常水平。我发现了个怪事，就是每年都有很多人会花比平时更多的钱排更长的队剪头来庆祝2月2日。

[–]PolypinoonEuropean unx 1 指标 1 天前 
Herd mentality.

从众心态。

[–]happyguy604 4 指标 2 天前 
Is it just me or are Chinese male hairdressers so scrawny and metrosexual looking?
They all come out of a cookie cutter I guess

是只有我自己这么想，还是中国的男理发师都是干瘦的小鲜肉？我猜他们都是从一个模子里刻出来的。

[–]BillyBattsShinebox 6 指标 2 天前 
Yeah just like almost all other hair salons around the world unless you're going to a barbershop in a pretty rough area (and even that's not guaranteed) or one that's an old family run business. Male hairdressers don't exactly have a reputation for being tough manly macho men anywhere.

是的，就像世界上几乎所有其他的发廊一样，除非你去一个民风非常彪悍的地区（而这甚至都不能保证）的理发店，或者是一个老式的家庭经营的店，男理发师在任何地方都不以硬气、爷们和阳刚之气而着称。

[–]uNhoLeee 1 指标 1 天前 
yep just go to different places to you find a guy who can actually style well. sometimes ive got it done twice in the one day if the first guy is shit. usually they do their own hair so you can see if they have skill. price doesnt matter. best was this gay dude in Suzhou at 20 rmb in a small shop. 80rmb in a mall made me look like some poofy 1400's hairdo. stick to the small places. request the same hairdresser. add their wechat if they move.

是的，就只能去不同的店找一个确实能设计出很好发型的人。有时候，如果第一个理发师剪得巨差，我同一天就会剪两次。他们通常互相帮对方剪头，这样你就可以看出他们是否有水平。价钱贵与否并不重要。碰到的最好的理发师是在苏州的一家剪发20元的小店里。在商场花80块钱（剪的头）看起来有些像十五世纪娘娘腔的发型。坚持去小地方剪发。会要求同一个理发师给我剪。如果理发师换地方了就加他们的微信。

[–]laduzi_xiansheng 1 指标 1 天前 
A good pair of clippers is like 200rmb
Women like the buzz cut it’s so man and handsurm

一把好的理发剪大概200块。
女人喜欢（男人剪）寸头，这发型太爷们太帅。

[–]WhereTheHotWaterAt[S] 2 指标 1 天前 
This haircut only works for some people. I envy the convenience of it

这种发型只适用于某些人。我羡慕它的方便性。

[–]PolypinoonEuropean unx 1 指标 1 天前 
Higher tier offer more service and better haircut... for Chinese hair.
I jave yet to meet a Chinese hairdresser that is capable of properly cutting non-Chinese hair.

更高档次价格提供更多的服务而且剪得更好…却适合于中国人的头发。我还没有遇到一个中国理发师，能够恰当地剪好非中国人的头发。