[防弹衣测试]放心去吧，晚安 [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/Aidens-mommy 5 hours ago
Testing the first bulletproof vests (1923).

第一件防弹背心的真人测试（1923年）。



Amat Victoria Curam:
N ggaz ain't even put the vest on a watermelon or something.
"Alright Phillip now just stand right there."

这些黑鬼蠢货们，就不会先在西瓜还是其他什么东西上测试下啊。
“没问题的，菲利普，你就站在那儿就行了。”

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SH334 182 points·5 hours ago
That was the creator of the vest. He thought the only way to sell his product wast to YOLO it.

发明防弹背心的人认为把防弹背心卖出去的唯一办法是演示“人只能活一次”啊。

Trollalola 82 points·4 hours ago
It either works... or I die

要么能挡住子弹.........要么挂掉。

wecantfixthat68 points·2 hours ago
A win-win scenario

双赢啊。

Filipaki 12 points·58 minutes ago
It either works or suddenly its not my problem

要么能起作用，要么就突然不再是我的问题了。

Phazon2000 Score hidden·6 minutes ago
"Yo you sure?"
"Bruh I put all my life savings into this just do it 😂"

“哟，你肯定（不会有事）？”
“兄嘚，我可是堵上我所有的家当了，你就（开枪）做测试吧。”

Wolfy03-44 4 points·20 minutes ago
Maybe he wanted to die?

或许他想死？



thick-noodle-005 38 points·5 hours ago
Did it work?

子弹挡住了吗？

Slaight144 8 points·1 hour ago
Nah he ded

么有，他死了。

baron_lakwa 17 points·2 hours ago
Bullet proof vests pre date 1923 archduke franz Ferdinand and his wife owned one made of silk. The performance of this type of vest was recreated by firing a pistol made the same month as the murder weapon..... and it would have saved his life if princip hadn’t shot him in the neck!

防弹背心早在1923年前就已经有了。斐迪南大公夫妇就有一件丝绸做的防弹衣。会重现防弹背心的这类真人测试，是因为同月发生的一起枪击案.....如果普林西普不是射中他颈部的话，他也不会死！

Slaight144 23 points·1 hour ago
"Should I wear my silk bulletproof scarf?"
"Nah fam you probably good"
And the rest was history

“我应该戴上我防弹的丝绸围巾吗？”
“不用，哥们，你应该没事的。”
接下来发生的事，历史已经告诉我们了。

unrealz19 14 points·5 hours ago
“Henry I fear you hath wounded me most fatally.”

“亨利，我觉得吧，你这好像给我来了致命的一枪。”

Zarex389 5 points·3 hours ago
It's a win-win situation either it works and you can make money off your product; or you die.

这是双赢的局面，要么防弹衣有用，你以此挣了钱；要么你挂了。

Danka84 3 points·5 hours ago
Now that's dedication!

这才叫献身精神！

ComradeRasputin 3 points·3 hours ago
Just want to point out that this was not the first bulletproof vest nor was it the first test where people got shot wearing it.

我想澄清一点，这不是第一件防弹背心，也不是第一场穿着防弹衣真人实弹的测试。

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ShallRiv 11 points·5 hours ago
Ever wonder why whites ruled the world it's because we did dumb things but succeeded we failed upward

有没好奇为什么白人曾统治过世界，那是因为我们虽然做蠢事但成功了，我们在失败中前进。

Morpheus_007 1 point·2 hours ago
After the shot the man on the way right observing: "Have you recieved satisfaction?"

射击之后，右边在观察的男子说：“效果满意吗？”



lovethebacon 1 point·3 minutes ago
When this photograph was taken watermelons didn't exist.

拍摄这张照片时西瓜并不存在。

Star_Lord98 1 point·59 minutes ago
I love how when white people pick a random black name it’s like Jamal or something and the random white name was Phillip. Fucking brilliant X

大爱这种白人随便取一个黑人名字，像贾马尔或其他什么的，而黑人则随便取了个白人名字，像菲利普。真是太赞了。