在中国开过车的都知道 [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/poopmaroop 2 days ago



开车时一般会被这几类车插道：
10%是其他车类；20%是白色面包车；20%是其他颜色的宝马；50%是白色的宝马。

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PM-ME-YUAN
Other 10% is ayi on her ebike riding the wrong way down the road trying to get xiao xiao to his 4th extra curricular class of the day.

那剩下的10%是那些为了要去送小小上第四节课外班而骑着电动车逆向行驶的阿姨们。

TheHadMatter15
Or a tricycle carrying about 4000 of those huge empty 20L office water bottles

或者是上面放了大概4000个空的20升装办公室用纯水桶的三轮车。



[dexed]
To be honest I have driven over 300k in China and for instance taxis don't even register. I see one on the rear view mirror accelerating I let him pass in front because there are big chances of a collision if I cut him. I will cut them in blocked lanes with not enough space but barely so they don't think it's on purpose. Mercedes mostly (s Class) are completely "I'm the king of the road and I'm not only expecting you to yield but I know you will yield" when incorporating into a road say from their apartments or a parking space but overall they drive slow and don't cut that much and if you cut them they don't care. They are the autists of the car world just oblivious to anyone else on the road. BMWs as I said mostly high powered 3 series in all circumstances. Rarely a white one because that's usually driven by a woman. And they aren't very assertive around here.

老实说，我在中国开车已经30多万公里了，我都没把出租车算在内。我如果在后视镜里看到某辆车在加速，我会让它开到我前面，因为如果我变道超他，发生碰撞的可能性很大。我会在没有足够空间的拥堵车道上插道，这样他们就不会觉得我是故意的。大多数（S级）梅赛德斯从他们的公寓或停车场开出来并道时则完全是“我是道路之王，我不仅期待你让步，且我知道你一定会让步”。不过总的来说，他们开得很慢，不怎么插道，如果你插道超他们，他们也不在乎。他们是汽车世界里的自闭症患者，对路上的其他人都漠不关心。我所说的宝马大多是高功率的3系列。白色的宝马很少插道，因为白色的通常是女人开的，她们都比较小心翼翼没那么迷之自信。

Mianbao che (gray vans) seldom if you don't give them enough space they don't dare.
I forgot Q5s they try but they are soft.

面包车（灰色货车）很少插队，因为空间不够大的话，他们是不敢插道的。我把奥迪Q5给忘了，它们有在尝试，但它们并不会强硬插道。

ElegantBoysenberry5
the shitty grey vans are so common in the shit-tier cities this is an accurate list based on my exp

破烂的灰面包车在比较差的城市里面很常见。根据我的经验这清单说的挺正确的。

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ting_bu_dong
Well the real argument tends to be over who was first.
"You should be behind me! I'm more important! I go first!"
"No you should be behind me! I'm more important! I go first!"
Like most fights in China it's over where on the hierarchy ladder you are compared to others.

这个，真正的争论焦点往往是谁先走。
“你应该在我后面！我更重要！我先走！”
“不对，你应该在我后面！我更重要！我先走！”
看看中国大多数的吵架，基本上都是在和别人较劲谁地位等级更高。

ratsta
Most Audi+ in my town are black.

我们镇上大多数的奥迪+都是黑色的。

heels_n_skirt
Are those the secret police vans that abduct random people on the streets?

那些是在街上随机抓人的便衣警察的车吗？



bestmindgeneration
Bullshit. Where's the Trumpchi?

放屁。怎么没有广汽传祺？