油管评论：史上最尬的《暗黑破坏神：不朽》发布会 [美国媒体]

（简介：《暗黑破坏神：不朽》为网易暴雪合作出品的手游，因其为手游而非PC游戏引发全球粉丝大炸锅，发布会是在暴雪嘉年华中举行的，相关视频可查询B站）

【反应之一：发布会Youtube视频】《暗黑破坏神：不朽》的现场反应（DiabloImmortal: Meme Reaction）


【反应之二：发布会Youtube视频】暗黑破坏神在2018暴雪嘉年华中死去的那一刻（The Moment Diablo Died At Blizzcon 2018 (Hardcore Death Highlight)）
【反应之一：发布会Youtube视频】《暗黑破坏神：不朽》的现场反应

（DiabloImmortal: Meme Reaction）

评论区：

1、as a multi genregamer & played many blizzard games for over 2 decades, this betrayal mademe uninstall all bnet related games on this pc. WoW sub cancelled, futuretransactions terminated, that's how bad i felt for the hardcore diablo fans atblizzcon & the web. if blizzard can do this to their most loyal fans, thenwe know where their heart truly is & i know where my money belongs. i'meyeing their future decisions & directions like a hawk. not a penny more.

作为一个跨类型玩家，而且二十多年来玩过许多暴雪的游戏，这次背叛逼得我在这台电脑上卸载了所有和bnet相关的游戏。取消了魔兽世界sub，终止了未来的交易，如此这般才能表达我为暴雪嘉年华和网上的铁杆暗黑粉丝感到的难过。如果暴雪都能对他们的死忠粉丝来这一手，那么我们就能知道他们的居心到底何在了，而且我也知道了我的钱该往哪里花了。我会像一只猫头鹰一样注视着他们未来的决定和方向。再也不为它多花一分钱了。

（回复1）Good job consumer.

干的好消费者们

（回复2）If you legitimately did all of that just to make a point, you havemy respect brother.

你要是真的干了所有那些而只是为了表达一种看法，我会对你表示敬意兄弟。

2、"we are soexcited" - unexcited asian man 2018

“我们是如此激动”—并不激动的亚洲男人

（回复1）Well he is not the manager... the managers were excited to grabthose milions from microtransactions

好吧，他并不是管理者...从微交易中攫取几百万可是让管理者们激动坏了呢

（回复2）I don't think that would even work. China didn't had any gamingconsoles before the 00's, the earliest of gamers were fed on arcades and DiabloII, this will pretty much crash and burn.

我不认为那会成功。中国在2000年之前没有任何游戏机，最早那批玩家玩到的是街机游戏和暗黑2，这款很可能会彻底失败

3、Diablo Immortal?More like Diablo Suicide.

《暗黑破坏神：不朽》？更像是《暗黑破坏神：自杀》

（回复1）Diablow: IMMORAL

《暗黑跪舔神：伤风败俗》

（回复2）Well at least the trailer will never be forgotten.

好吧，至少这预告片绝不会被遗忘。

（回复3）IMMOBILE

《暗黑破坏神：动弹不得》

4、They went full EA.Never go full EA.

他们完全堕落成EA公司那样了。绝对不要变成EA啊。

5、He actually hadapplause breaks built into his speech. How delusional can you get??

事实上他得到的一些掌声打断了他的演讲。你们是有多能妄想啊？？

（回复1）Honestly speaking, that person speaking there is a good man and heprobably suffered lots of stress during this presentation, which is the morelikely cause of those pauses.

老实说，那个在那里讲话的人是个好人，他可能在这场发布会中背负着巨大的压力，这更可能是那些个停顿的原因。

（回复2）Duh, He deserved it... actually they deserve even more.... So noneed to act all mature and selfless

切，他活该...事实上他们活该遭受更难堪的局面...所以没必要表现得那么成熟和无私。

（回复3）I feel sorry for everyone involved. For the fans who weredisappointed, for the developers who apparently honestly thought they delivereda product their fans would like. It was a sad day for everyone involved.

我为被牵扯到的所有人感到难受。那些失望的粉丝，那些当真认为自己交付出了一款他们的粉丝会喜欢产品的开发人员。对于所有被牵扯到的人来说，这是悲伤的一天。

（回复4）he's facing a simple choice: please his masters and have food inbelly, or be real and unemployed.

他面临的是一个简单的选择：取悦他的主子们并填饱肚子，或是不去惺惺作态然后失业。

6、They probably wantto add microtransactions to Diablo PC but are afraid of the backlash from thegaming community so they made it mobile instead so they can justifymicrotransactions.
They failed miserably. Mobile is wheregames go to die.

他们可能是想把微交易加入电脑版暗黑，但又害怕游戏社区强烈抵制，所以他们把它弄成了手游，这样微交易就能被正当化。

（回复1）Like it or not, but mobile games make x101084438 times the moneyregular games do. :(

不管你喜不喜欢，手游赚的钱是常规游戏的101084438倍：（

（回复2）They already did and failed hard. Remember the real money auctionhouse for Diablo 3? Remember how the entire loot system was affected by that?Remember the always online "feature" that was caused by such adecision? Remember error 37? The severe player backlash and a loss of a numberof fans? Yep. Even that level of a monetizing model hurt Diablo a lot. Theyknow this is moving away from what their established fans wanted.

他们已经这么干了而且失败得很难看。还记得暗黑3的金币拍卖行么？记不记得整个掠夺系统都因此受到了影响？记不记得因为这个决定而一直在出现的在线专题活动？记不记得error 37？来自玩家的严重抵制乃至损失大量粉丝？是的，甚至那种水平的货币化模式都极大地伤害到了暗黑。他们很清楚这样做背离了他们老牌粉丝们的期望。

（回复3）console(not counting PC) makes 31% and smartphone makes 32% of the industry. Your math is terrible.

游戏机（不算电脑）占去了这个产业的31%，而智慧手机占去了32%。你的数学好差。

（回复4）Makes sense, mobile has much more playerbase. Pubg and Fortnitedoing awesome on mobile. There are more younger gamers than older ones now. ThePC era, our era is... over. Kids these days play exclusively on mobile, andalready overtakes pc+console players in Asia. With the 5G network coming outnext year with 20Gbps anywhere anytime, the mobile gaming industry willtakeover PC, if not already.

有道理，手游拥有更多的玩家。《绝地求生》和《堡垒之夜》在手游上都做得很棒。如今年轻玩家比老玩家更多了。电脑的时代，我们的时代...告终了。现如今这些孩子们只在手机上玩游戏，而且在亚洲已经超过了电脑+游戏机的玩家。随着5G网络在明年问世，任何时间任何地点都能有每秒20千兆比特，手游产业将会接管电脑游戏，如果不是已经接管的话。

（回复5）look at the new numbers and the upcoming trend. Mobile gaming hascome to stay and it's already a behemoth.

看看新的数字和即将到来的势头。手游（称霸）已成定局，而且它已经是一头巨兽了。

（回复6）mobile already took over in 2013 or so.

手游在2013年左右就已经取而代之了

（回复7）but the content in mobile lower than a pc XD

但手机上的容量要比一台电脑低（坏笑）

（回复8）This game is just a reskin of another one of Netease' shitty gamecalled Crusaders of light, and considering on how cash shop heavy that gameis... well, diablo didn't deserve this fate

这款游戏只是网易另一款烂游戏《光明大陆》换了皮后的产物，而考虑到那个游戏里现金店的比重...好吧，暗黑破坏神本不该遭受这样的命运。

（回复9）"Global Games Market Revenue" on newzoo reports that the market share basedon revenue is: 51% mobile ($70.3 billion), 24% PC ($32.9B), and 25% console($34.6B).

在Newzoo的《全球游戏市场收入》报告中，基于收入的市占率是：手游51%（703亿美元），电脑游戏24%（329亿美元），游戏机25%（346亿美元）

7、I legit cant stoplaughing at how cringy the audience was XD That and the silence was perfect

这些观众那个局促啊，让我停不住笑，沉默是完美的。

8、Wow, it's likewatching your own funeral

哇哦，这就像是在观看你自己的葬礼

9、R.I.P DiabloFranchise

《暗黑破坏神：特权》，你就安息吧

（回复1）This could be a good thing actually. They might go and make a goodDiablo game cuz of this debacle.

实际上这可能是件好事。他们可能会因为这次的滑铁卢而去制作一款优秀的暗黑游戏。

（回复2）never happend, sorry dude, all they have been doing is trash

我很抱歉哥们，这绝不可能发生的，他们一直在制作的都是垃圾

10、"Have fun"
NO!
"Make friends"
NO!
poor presenter.

“玩得开心”
不要！
“交到朋友”
不要！
可怜的主持人

（回复1）That guy is Wyatt Cheng... he's the guy who helped SAVE Diablo 3after the real money auction house debaucle. They used him as a scapegoat. Atleast that's what I hope.

那家伙是Wyatt Cheng...是他在金币拍卖搞砸以后帮着拯救了暗黑3。他们是把他用作替罪羊。至少这是我希望的。

11、This is a sad dayfor me for playing a good RPG in my childhood days...

对于在儿时玩过一款优秀的RPG游戏的我来说，这是悲伤的一天...

12、Why are peoplesurprised? Every single person who worked on Diablo, The entire team ofcreators, left Blizzard long ago. Unless Blizzard sells it back to THAT team,Diablo is no more. Just move on.

为什么人们这么惊讶？制作暗黑破坏神的每一个人，整个创作团队，早就离开暴雪了。除非暴雪将其回卖给那个团队，暗黑便是不复存在了。节哀顺变吧。

（回复1）You're the only one that make sense here. Nothing lasts forever, youtoo will die one day
Seriously, move on.

你是这里唯一一个说的有道理的。万物皆有终时，有一天你也会死。说真的，继续前行吧。

12、The moment ofsilence for the Diablo franchise from the audience was very respectful!

观众们对于《暗黑：特权》的沉默是非常值得尊敬的！

（回复1）And I was looking forward to this announcement too... The reactionsfrom the crowd were amazing though!

我也盼望着这次发布...但来自人群的反应很惊人！

13、Guess blizz didnt see EA`s C&C mobileannouncement ...

我猜暴雪没见过EA公司的C&C（《命令与征服》）的手游发布...

（回复1）Ya if they did they would have canceled this project

是啊，如果他们看过，就会取消这个项目了。

14、2019..year of gamedying

2019..游戏垂死之年

（回复1）it's 2018

是2018

（回复2）Still have smash to save it

仍然有《Smash》来救场

（回复3）we have Resident evil 2 remastered, Spyro and Medievil to lookforward to at least. :)

至少我们还有《生化危机2》重制版、《小龙斯派罗》和《骷髅骑士》可期待：）

15、activision is takingover at blizzard now. guess we're all packing our stuff soon enough

美国动视现在正在接管暴雪。猜想我们都很快就要走人了

16、Blizzard Diabloemployees are disliking this video

暴雪做暗黑破坏神的雇员们不喜欢这个视频

（回复1）they prolly have nothing to do with those decisions... and this shitis beign made by chinese slaves

他们大概和那些决策无关...而这款垃圾是中国奴隶们做的。

17、I'm pretty sure theonly reason they want to go on mobile is because Micotransactions on moba havethe least scrutiny and restrictions,

我相当肯定，他们想要做成手游的唯一原因是多人联机在线竞技游戏中的微交易遭受的审查和限制最少。

（回复1）that and they are tapping into Chinese market. Netease is Chinabased company and chinese mobile market is huggggggggeeeeee... so yeah moneymoney money

这点，加上他们正在挖掘中国市场。网易公司是立足于中国的公司，而且中国手机市场是极大的...所以是的，为了钱钱钱

（回复2）we will still be able to play d3 on pc right?
i mean they're not moving diablo to mobilejust making a mobile game right?
18、Don't worry guys:"you can play on tablet to".

大家别担心：“你们也是可以在桌子上玩的哦”

19、The 1st guy wasamusingly sarcastic. But i love how fluffy tries to disguise his disappointmentand stays cool..
"Is there any plans for pc...maybe..."

第一个提问的家伙，作出的讽刺很是搞笑。但我喜欢毛茸茸那位试着掩饰他的失望并保持冷静的样子..
“有没有任何做pc的计划呢...有没有可能呢...”

（回复1）Insaintman he sounded like he was about to cry
20、Mobile devices aregonna be used less as people relize it's making their lives worse. Should onlybe used for practical stuff and minimized. I'm doing it this way now and I'mhappier and don't miss frantically checking everything all the time atall. Wrong direction blizzard..

以后将会更少地使用移动设备，因为人们意识到了它正在使他们的生活变得更糟。应当只被用在实用性的东西上而且减至最少。现在我就是这么做的，我变得更开心了，而且不会去想念疯了一样地一直去查看所有的东西（的日子）。暴雪你的方向错了。

21、"You'll becomethe very thing you swore to destroy"

“你恰恰会变成你发誓要摧毁的东西”

22、tell them only thatBlizzard is dead... and that Diablo 4 died with them...

只须告诉他们暴雪死了...而且《暗黑4》陪着他们一起死了...

23、0:46 mobile devicesactually distance ourselfs from friends and family.

移动设备实际上使我们疏远了亲朋好友。

24、RIP diablo! a phonegame... why use money on a computer then you can play diablo on mobil.. i hopeit was a joke but not.. blizzard fu*k it up.. 1000 diablo gems for 25$

安息吧，暗黑破坏神！一款手游...为啥要把钱花在电脑上，却要在手机上玩暗黑..我希望这是个笑话但它并不是...暴雪玩砸了..1000个暗黑宝石卖25美元什么的

（回复1）New skill available in 24hrs.

新技能在一天内就可以升到什么的。

25、I GOT A NOKIA 3310

我的手机是NOKIA 3310

26、I really want tolove Blizzard like i use to do but 1st BfA happend now this.....

我真的很想如过去那样热爱暴雪，但他们先是出了个BfA，现在又搞出一个这.....

（译注：BfA即《魔兽世界》8.0版本资料片“争霸艾泽拉斯”（Battle for Azeroth））

27、Yeah, we all havephones... ...and we all have a toaster too. This doesn't mean that we want toplay Diablo on our toasters...

是啊，我们都有手机......我们还都有烤箱呢。这并不意味着我们要在我们的烤箱上玩暗黑...

28、My disappointment isimmeasurable and my day is ruined.

我的失望不可限量，而且我这一天都被毁掉了。

29、DIABLO BATTLEROYALE

《暗黑破坏神：大逃杀》

30、new GTA 6 on mobileI can't wait

新的《侠盗猎车手6(GTA6)》出手游了，我等不及了

31、0:28 Wyatt lookslike a T. rex.

0分28秒处，Wyatt看着就像一头霸王龙

32、Because China!!!
Blizzards Greed is showing big time.

因为中国！！！
暴雪的贪婪大大滴暴露了。

33、DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVEPHONES!!!

你们这些家伙都没有手机的么！！！

34、"Do you guysnot have phones?"
I have an ass too, but prefer not to takeit in the ass, ty

“你们这些家伙都没有手机的么？”
我也是有屁股的，但我可不喜欢撅起屁股来接

35、dont you guys havephones?
Phone isnt for gaming.....AT ALL

你们这些家伙都没有手机的么？
手机不是用来玩游戏的......绝对不是

36、That's justdepressing
(Hopefully they make it like the Stevenuniverse: attack the light
Where the game is a one time purchase andthere are no micro-transactions, then it might be good)

这好生绝望啊，（希望他们把它做成像《战斗之光》那样的一锤子买卖的游戏而且没有微交易，那么它可能会很优秀）

（回复1）I find your optimism refreshing but the only reason to move tomobile is to suck the money up of guilable or addicted parties withmicrotransactions. Especially a well established IP like this. Ceo gotta keepthem shareholders happy.
37、DiabloImmortal? More like Diablo cant diebecause its dead since diablo 3. Iwant a Diablo 2 remaster.

《暗黑：不朽》？更像是《暗黑：死都死不了》因为它自《暗黑3》起已死了。我想要一个《暗黑2》的复刻版。

38、Then don't play it,PC and console had two Diablo release already let those mobile gamers havetheir chance they didn't have any dblo game for century.

那就别玩，电脑和单机已经发布过两款暗黑破坏神了，给那些手游玩家些机会吧。他们在这个世纪可不曾拥有过任何暗黑破坏神的手游。

39、I feel bad for him ,imagine him when he got the news he has to present this Disaster at blizconafter all the buzz around diablo this year . I think it was something like dudeyou either present this shit or you are fired . I guess he chose the money :P so maybe i dont feel bad for him

我为他感到难受，想象一下，当他得到消息必须在暴雪嘉年华中发布这个灾难，这可是在这些年对暗黑的各种鼓噪之后。我觉得这就像是，大兄弟你要不就去发布这个垃圾，要不然你就会被炒掉。我猜他选了钱：P 所以也许不必为他感到难受。

40、Diablo immortal ?
More like Diablo Dead On Arrival

《暗黑：不朽》？
倒更像是《暗黑：见光死》

41、Is American humorright? It's Diablo. It is not an ordinary game. Are you kidding aboutsubcontracting it to a Chinese company?

你在开美国玩笑？这是暗黑破坏神。这可不是普通的游戏。你把它外包给一家中国公司，是在搞笑吗？

42、shame dude they have2 years to make somting and they make mobile game

可耻啊，他们有2年的时间来做出一些什么，却搞出个手游。

43、I have arefrigerator but that doesn't mean i want to play diablo on it.

我有台冰箱，但这并不意味着我要在那上面玩暗黑。

44、Wahahaha $100 microtransaction packages incoming. Now they can justify micro transactions sinceits mobile. All the top ranks r gonna be rich china kids that swipe their mom'scredit card. Sad day for diablo fans. Shit looks worse than those korean rpggames on mobile.

哇哈哈哈，100美元的微交易程序包到来了。现在他们可以给微交易辩解了因为是手游。所有的顶级玩家将会是超有钱的刷他们老妈信用卡的中国孩子们。对暗黑破坏神的粉丝来说，是悲哀的一天。看上去比那些韩国RPG手游还要烂。

45、They look like theyare in americas got talent and simon cowell just finished telling them howtheir act was the worse he'd seen in ever.

他们看上去就像是美国达人秀里的西蒙·考威尔刚告知完他们他们的演出是他见过最烂的。

46、The only thingimmoral about it is are rage against this game

唯一不朽的东西，便是针对这款游戏的怒火

47、Logical evolutionfor a simple game like diablo is.
im not a big fan of mobile game, but imgonna give this one a shot.
it's ok for me.

对于一款像暗黑这样简单的游戏，这是符合逻辑的进化。
我不是手游的死忠粉，但对于这款我会一试。对我来说没啥问题。

48、"Not even deathcan save you from me"....

“甚至死都没法让我拯救你”...

49、ironic, that namedDiablo immortal but Diablo going to be die...

讽刺啊，它命名为了《暗黑破坏神：不朽》
50、I Remember when ifirst sat down and played diablo 2 back in the 2000. guess this is a good timeto lookout the window and holy shit its 2018.

我还记得我第一次坐下来玩《暗黑破坏神2》的时光，那还是在2000年。
总觉得这是一段美好的时光，看看窗外（的时空飞逝），这TMD都已经2018年了。

51、Do you guys havePCs?

你们这些家伙都没有电脑的吗？

52、I hope the presenterget some extra payment and vacations to deal with the stress.

我希望这个主持人得到额外的报酬外加假期，来消化这种压力。

53、This, is to get thephat money from the over 1 billion chinese people who play mobile games.

这样做为的是得到十多亿中国手游玩家的钱。


【反应之二：发布会Youtube视频】暗黑破坏神在2018暴雪嘉年华中死去的那一刻

（The Moment Diablo Died At Blizzcon 2018 (Hardcore Death Highlight)）

评论区：

1、I don't even playDiablo and I still understand the Diablo community pain

我甚至都不玩暗黑，却仍然懂得暗黑群体们的痛。

（回复1）Same. They got it tough

我也是。他们很难接受这个

（回复2）Same. No way im eating up my storage space and battery life to playon my phone all day

我也是。我绝不可能为了整天在手机上玩它而耗尽我的存储空间和电池寿命

（回复3）Same, it's sad really, all they want nowdays are transactions

我也是，这真的很悲哀，现如今他们要的只有交易

2、My guy, we don't useour phones for gaming, we use it for PornHub.

我的弟兄们，我们的手机可不是用来打游戏的。我们用它上Pornhub。

（译注：Pornhub2007年成立于加拿大蒙特利尔，是全球最大的XXOO视频分享类网站之一）

3、Imagine spending$2500 on a gaming computer just to game on ur phone lol

想象一下，在一台用来打游戏的电脑上花了2500美刀，到头来却只能在我们的手机上打游戏，笑

（回复1）I spent 3500, no joke.

我花了3500，没开玩笑

（回复2）and now that a lot of people are starting to learn how to buildtheir own computers and things like that, to me is more important than justputting a phone in front of everyone's face, that's a big problem now a days.If someone wants to stare at a screen, it should be at home, and at least youbuilt the machine you're playing on so you learn something.

如今有很多人开始学习如何做出自己的电脑以及各种类似的玩意儿，对我来说这要比把一只手机塞到所有人的脸前更为重要，这已是当今一个很大的问题。如果有人想盯着一块屏幕看，那应该是在家里，至少你造出了用来玩的机器，这样你能学到一些东西。

4、We made a new game
It’s only playable with your Fridge.

我们制作了一款新游戏，它只能用你的冰箱来玩。

„But we all have an expensive Gaming-PC. Nice Equipment. Big monitorscreens and 5.1 Headsets!...“

“但是我们都有昂贵的游戏PC。很大的监视屏加上5.1声道的耳机...！”

Yeah... but don’t we all have a fridge too?

是啊...但我们不也都有冰箱吗？

（回复1）What the fridge ?!

冰箱怎么你了？！

5、The silence after hesaid it was a mobile game says it all.

在他说出这是一款手游后一片死寂，这已然说明了问题。

6、Warcraft — dead.
WoW — dead.
Diablo — dead.
Just finish Starcraft for full set.

《魔兽争霸》—挂了
《魔兽世界》—挂了
《暗黑破坏神》—挂了
赶快把《星际争霸》也搞死就齐活了。

7、The silence in thatroom
....he didn't know what to say lol
Then the boos lol
Pc gaming is big so why wouldn't they makefor pc ??

那个屋子里一片静寂
...他不知道该说什么了，呵呵
然后就嘘声一片，呵呵
电脑游戏体量很大，那么为什么他们不针对电脑制作一款呢？

（回复1）Mobile gaming is bigger, and they want money. They don't care aboutthe community if they make more money the other way.

手游更大，而他们想敛财。如果能用别的方法挣更多的钱，他们才不在乎这个游戏群体

（回复2）Are you aware how much money china spends on mobile games?

你知不知道中国在手游上砸了多少钱？

（回复3）PC game is not big and has been in decline for a decade ormore. There were stories in 2004 whenWoW came out saying that game was "the savior of PC gaming."

电脑游戏体量并不大，而且十多年来一直在走下坡路。2004年出过一个故事，当时魔兽世界出来说那个游戏是“电脑游戏的救星。”

（回复4）The problem was the marketing strategy. Blizzcon with a big hype andbuildup wasn't' the place to make that announcement. Casual mobile gamers don'teagerly await these events and the announcements in them. It was the wrongaudience for this type of announcement.
Major blunder by their marketing team.

问题出在营销战略。被大肆宣传且名声响亮的暴雪嘉年华不是做这种发布的场合。寻常的手游玩家是不会热切期盼这类活动以及针对他们的发布的。这种类型的发布是找错了观众。
他们的市场团队犯了大错。

8、Phone gaming aint noreal gaming
There I said it.

手游不是真正的游戏。我就把话撂这儿了。

9、i love theenthusiasm in his eyes completely drain once the crowd starts booing

在人群开始嘘他的时候，我就喜欢看着他眼睛里的狂热完全干涸

10、Companies thatbetray their fan base and go for the main stream dollar... that's disgustingand I dont even play diablo...

背叛了他们的粉丝群体，去追逐主流的美元的公司...这真让人恶心，而我甚至都不玩暗黑...

10、Me: I don't likechocolate
Wyatt Cheng: don't you have taste buds?

我：我不喜欢巧克力

Wyatt Cheng（发布人）：你难道没有味蕾吗？
Keep it going.

继续作吧就。

11、"We loveDiablo"
You love China's wallets

“我们爱暗黑破坏神”
你们爱的是中国的钱包

12、Phones aredestroying gaming ! Ban it ! Pc and consoles is the real place to play.

手机正在毁灭游戏！禁掉它！电脑和单机才是玩游戏的真正道场。

13、This is the biggestjoke I've heard this year.

今年听到的最大笑话。

14、Me: "I don'tlike anal"
Wyatt Cheng: "Don't you have anass?"

我：“我不喜欢GANG交”
Wyatt Cheng:“难道你没有屁股吗？”

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15、The most awkwardcrowd silence after announcement I have ever seen

这是我见过的在发布之后最难堪的一次鸦雀无声。

16、This is the firstsign that we have to bow down to asian market.... soon we will have to learnmadarin chinese in school

这是首次出现我们不得不跪舔亚洲市场的征兆...很快我们将不得不在学校里学习普通话了

（回复1）That's the last thing I want to happen cuz I already living in aplace under China invasion.

这是我最不想发生的事情，因为我已经生活在一个被中国染指的地方了。

17、whats next? Diablo 5play it with your smart underwear?

接下来是什么？用智能内裤玩的《暗黑5》？

18、It’s not everydayyou see a man’s soul dying in real time.

一个男人的灵魂在实时中垂死可不是你每天都能看到的事