一张图看中国军人列队 [美国媒体]

Yer_boi_miki
Chinese military 

中国军队

[–]jacoblucas1983 
Wow
It took my eyes a few seconds to be able to focus on them. Crazy shot.

哇
我花了几秒钟才能把目光聚焦到他们身上。这疯狂的拍摄。

[–]weelenny 
Same. I was convinced I was looking at wallpaper with tiny ice creams all over it. Then I read the title.

我也是。我以为我在看一张壁纸，上面贴满了小冰淇淋。直到我看到了标题。

[–]Hagenaar  
Chinese military ice cream is best ice cream.

中国的军用冰淇淋是最好的冰淇淋。

[–]nocontroll   
God damn it now I can't stop seeing ice cream cones.

我擦咧，现在我满脑子都是圆筒冰淇淋了。

[–]Itsnotironic444  
I thought it was some kind of clip art. I had to zoom out to figure out it was a real picture.

我以为这是某种剪贴画。我不得不缩小图片来弄清楚它是一张真实的照片。

[–]_Serene_  
Those shadows makes it all so confusing, transformed into a clear illusion.

那些影子使这个场景变得很迷乱，成了一种清晰的幻觉。

[–]Wertsir   
The low resolution doesn't help either.

把照片弄成低分辨率也无济于事。

[–]JamesCDiamond  
Right? I thought this was a geometrically patterned carpet for a couple of seconds...

对吧？好几秒钟里我一为这是一张印着几何图案的地毯...

[–]rayge_kwit   
Ctrl+C, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v, ctrl+v...

复制，粘贴，粘贴，粘贴，粘贴……

[–]Faptasydosy   
Are you saying they all look the same to you?

你是说对你来说他们都长一个样吗？

[–]rayge_kwit   
Yes. But then again they look the same to everybody, that's kinda the point of this post.

是啊。对所有人来说他们看起来都一样，这就是这个帖子的重点。

[–]is_cookie 
I thought it was some sort of joke initially. At first it was just a weird pattern. Then it was a weird pattern with faces in it. Then, finally, I could see it.

起初我以为标题在开什么玩笑。最开始我只看到一个奇怪的图案。然后是一个有面孔在里面的奇怪的图案。再然后，终于，我可以看清这张图了。

[–]Frogkiller  
Fifth column, twenty-fifth row. That guy is out of line!

第五列，第二十五行。那家伙没有在一条线上！

[–]King_Bonio  
Dead now

这哥们估计现在凉了

[–]thatguy16754   
Hopefully so embarrassing.

希望如此，真是太尴尬了。

[–]cheesyvee 
There’s quite a few right down the middle.

中间有很多这种不对齐的啊。

[–]z500  
Send that soldier a bomb or something!

给那个士兵发射一颗炸弹什么的！

[–]mkultra0420 
Now they’re gonna find him and put him in a re-education camp.

现在，他们会把他找出来并让他进入再教育营。

[–]1shootist  
Same thing my eyes caught !

我的火眼金睛也发现了！

[–]butterball1 
Fifth columnist!

第五纵队哦（也称内奸）！

[–]lpstudio2 
One can only imagine he’s never been heard from again...

可以想象，后来人们再也没有听到过他的音信了......

[–]makronic  
Also out of life very soon

很快就站不成一条直线了

[–]Sachyriel  
Calling Asians a Fifth Column fell out of style after WW2.

第二次世界大战后，称亚洲人为第五纵队（内奸）这种说法过时了。

[–]Thousand_Year_Stare 
I can hardly focus on anything except the negative space, thought it was an optical illusion.

除了留白空间，我几乎无法把注意力集中在其他任何东西上，以为这是个幻觉。

[–]cmetz90  
Same! But now that I’ve seen it, I can’t even trick myself into seeing the abstract, geometric pattern that I initially saw.

我也是！但现在我已经能直视它了，无法否认我最初看到的是个抽象的几何图案。

[–]lunatic_cultist
when you beat solitaire

打败了纸牌游戏

[–]Occams_ElectricRazor 
I waited the whole gif to see it fill in. :(

我好期待整张照片动起来:(

[–]foodz_ncats   
My dad was in the Hong Kong coast guard and he told me that they practice marching for several hours every morning and stuck pins in their collars to make sure their necks stay straight.

我父亲曾在香港海岸警卫队，他告诉我，他们每天早晨要练习几个小时，并将针卡在衣领中，以确保他们的脖子保持直立。

[–]TheTempestFenix 
Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.

你们的克隆军队非常令人印象深刻，你们一定感到非常自豪。

[–]Fordy4020 10 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

你有没有听说过达斯·普雷格斯的悲剧？（星球大战中的人物，与克隆人部队有关，最终被徒弟在睡梦中杀死）

[–]killer_knauer  
I’m still not convinced this isn’t a magic eye stereogram.

我还是不相信这不是一张魔眼立体图。

[–]IShitOnYourPost  
I had to zoom in to really grasp the image.

我不得不放大图片去看清这张图。

[–]Odradekisch  
Is it racist if I say they all look the same?

如果我说他们看起来都一样，这是种族歧视吗？

[–]Captain_Shrug 
I was going to make a joke that it'd be very confusing if they ever DID go to war with someone.

"Fuck, I think I've killed that guy seven times today!"

我想开个玩笑，如果他们与别人开战，那场面将会非常混乱。
“他妈的，我觉得我今天杀了那个人七次！”

[–]SilkyZ 3 
Usually yes, but I'm this case no

通常来说是的，但我觉得是这种情况不是

[–]Haloisaprettycoolguy
Nah, that's why they they practice marching, to look the same and to show dicipline and such. They're wearing a uniform for the same reason. They all look the same on purpose

不是啊，这就是他们进行行军练习的原因，使看起来相同，显示出纪律之类的。出于同样的原因他们都穿着制服。他们就是为了看起来都是一样的

[–]hazelnutlatte13   
So trippy

太令人眼晕了

[–]GBTheDJ 
Damn I spent too much time trying to tell how this abstract was military.

该死的，我花了好长时间努力分辨出这个抽象的图案就是军队。

[–]imanAholebutimfunny 
towards the top in the middle they screwed up the perfect line....quite of a few of them...zzz

在中间队伍的顶端那里，他们搞砸了这完美的直线......里面很多都没对齐...... zzz

[–]Lobster_Can 
Probably why they got relegated to the back.

可能这就是他们被调到后面的原因。

[–]oh-my-god-beckyy 
There’s one person out of line, I can’t stop staring.

有一个人没对齐队伍的直线，我无法停止盯着他。

[–]mathemon  
And he was never heard from again.

人们再也没有听到过他的消息了。

[–]pighalf  
Amazing photo. It's also neat how advanced the Chinese military is with weapons that are invisible, giving them a strategic advantage.

令人震惊的照片。太整齐了，显示了中国军队多么先进。还有这图里没展示出来的武器，都给他们带来了战略优势。

[–]Efdici 3 
Wow..If u scroll fast enough it’s pretty much an optical illusion

哇..如果你滚动得足够快，这图几乎给你一种光学幻觉感

[–]ZoozBuff  
made in China

中国制造

[–]Gummyia 
Hopefully I don't sound dumb, but could someone clarify? Is this an actual, real life photo, or is it drawn/edited?

希望我听起来不像个傻瓜，但有人可以给我澄清一下吗？这是一张真的，真实的生活照片，还是绘制/剪辑出来的？

[–]Daddyomemes  
No it’s real look up Chinese military marches

不，这是真正中国军队行军的样子