这是我晚上就餐餐馆卫生间里的一个作品。中国独有。。。 [美国媒体]

This was hanging in the bathroom in the restaurant I ate at tonight. Only in China...

这是我晚上就餐餐馆卫生间里的一个作品。中国独有。。。

[–]ZombieBisque 
A different kind of nosejob

另类的擤鼻涕。
 
[–]WayneQuasar   
Ah yes, the ol' trunk tug.

老象鼻撸，爽。
 
[–]Xanthan81  
The ol' Snout & Spout!

鼻涕和精液傻傻分不清楚！
 
[–]Fun2badult 
They use it like it’s their hand

把象鼻当手使。
 
[–]MysteriousEntity  
And this is why the evolution of an elephant's intelligence will be capped forever.

这就是大象智商的演化始终上不来的原因。
 
[–]CodeMonkey24 
Same reason why cats will probably never reach human-level intelligence. The instant the males discover they can lick their own balls, the species would stop.

这也是猫达不到人类智商水平的原因。当雄性意识到可以舔自己的蛋蛋的那一刻，这种物种将停止不前。
 
[–]dacoobob 
My aunt has a pet rat (male). He spends most of his day fellating himself furiously

我阿姨有个宠物鼠（雄性）。它每天的大部分时间都在舔淫。
 
[–]songbolt
That seems like a sign of stress or boredom ... Is that normal behavior in the wild?

这貌似是压力或者无聊的标志。。。。这在大自然里是正常的行为吗？
 
[–]witeowl  
I used to own a pet store and bred rats (for pets and reptile food). It’s not normal behavior even in captivity. Then again, male rats were rarely without companions, so maybe it’s normal lonely male rat behavior (which wouldn’t occur in the wild). But rats are social, so there’s probably little normal about the activities of a single rat.

我以前开了一家宠物商店，养了老鼠（用来当宠物和爬行类食物）。即使是在被关押的情况下，这不是一种正常的行为。但是雄性老鼠一般都有伴侣，所以这或许是正常的单身雄性老鼠行为（但是在野外不会发生这种行为）。但是老鼠是社会性的，所以一只单身老鼠可能会出现不太正常的行为。
 
[–]stthicket 
When I was on a safari trip in Africa, I saw an elephant that scratched his belly with his penis.
I was 9 years old, and amazed!
Even though this is not very relevant to this post, I was somehow reminded by this picture.

我在非洲进行狩猎之旅时，看到一只大象用自己的鸡鸡挠肚子，我当时九岁，都震惊了。
虽然和这个帖子无关，但是看着这张图片让我想到了那件事。
 
[–]Demshil4higher 
This sign is counter productive because a elephant jacking himself off with his trunk is my fetish.

这张图片对我来说产生了适得其反的作用，因为大象用鼻子自慰正是我的最爱。
 
[–]LoneCookie[🍰] 
... wait, I thought this was an invitation
等等，我还以为这是个邀请。
 
[–]MetalDragnZ 
I amuse myself looking at this picture.

看着这张照片我就已经有自娱自乐的感觉了。
 
[–]bodhemon 
I'm amazed that in China there are so many people that can suck their own dick that they need a commercially available sign prohibiting it.

我感到惊讶的是在中国有那么多人可以吸允到自己的弟弟，以至于他们要搞这么一个标志禁止人们那么做。
 
[–]KingOfWickerPeople 
If you're able to suck your own dick, you should be allowed to suck your own dick.

如果你能够吸允到自己的弟弟，那么你就应该被允许去吸允。
 
[–]RexMantlepiece
My cousin Walter broke his neck doing that.

我表亲沃尔特因为尝试这么做而扭伤了自己的脖子。
 
[–]_SnesGuy 
Yeah pretty much. I managed it when I was younger and more flexible. That day I knew for a fact, suckin dick aint for me.

我年轻的时候比较柔软，可以做到。那一天我意识到吸允弟弟不适合我。
 
[–]pimplimpgimpsimp  
With the traditional method yeah. I could do it similar to how a dog does it (sit on edge of something and lift one leg) which made breathing significantly easier but I couldn't get as much of it in.

我可以像狗狗那种姿势从而吸允到自己的弟弟，坐在某个东西的边缘，然后抬起一条腿。这让呼吸变得更加容易了。
 
[–]_SnesGuy 
Shoulda stretched more? Only problem I had was it was harder to breath.

得伸张更多？唯一的问题是呼吸更困难了。
 
[–]Step_Into_The_Light  
That's its nose, not its mouth.

这是鼻子，不是嘴。
 
[–]Mrchocoborider
Noses can suck too you know.

鼻子也可以吸的，你懂的。
 
[–]Onetap1 
What's he doing?
Fuck nose.

它在干嘛？
艹鼻子。
 
[–]RogerStonesSantorum  
The internet has taught me that people in china will jerk off anywhere

因特网让我知道中国人在哪里都可以来一发。
 
[–]razirazo 
The first rule of communism. You never do things by and for yourself.

GCZY的第一要义：永远不要为自己。
 
[–]BijelaSvejtlost  
But is that necessarily a bad thing?

那就一定是坏事吗？
 
[–]Schmarmbly 
Yes. Working together toward a common goal is for communists and dolphins. Humans are solitary creature by nature. /s

是的。协同合作完成共同目标是GCZY者和海豚的做法。人类本质上是孤独的生物。