【好番安利向】我推荐朋友看了《伪恋》 [美国媒体]

I introduced my friend to Nisekoi, he wentscreaming to his room and didn't talk to me for a week

我推荐朋友看了《伪恋》。看完后他尖叫着冲回房间，然后一星期没跟我说话。



《伪恋》是由日本漫画家古味直志作画的漫画，日文标题“ニセコイ”即汉字“伪恋”的片假名形式。《伪恋》自2011年开始连载时，正逢《周刊少年JUMP》在力推恋爱系少年漫画，跟本作大约同期连载的恋爱系作品有《镜之国的针栖川》、《睡衣女友》及《恋染红叶》等，但《伪恋》是同期作品中唯一持续连载超过一年的作品。不仅如此，《伪恋》还超越了《出包王女》、《I”S》等名作，成为JUMP史上连载最久的恋爱漫画 [1]  。截止第23卷发售，累计发行量已突破1000万部。

My friend (let's call him 'M') has onlyjust got into anime recently. The only anime he's seen are The Melancholy ofHaruhi Suzumiya, Sword Art Online and some others as a kid (DBZ, Astro Boy andthe like). So I thought I'd do the sadistic thing and introduce him to Nisekoi.We watched a couple of episodes where he liked the lols.

我朋友（姑且叫它M吧）最近才开始对动漫感兴趣。 他看过的动漫不多，比如：《凉宫春日的忧郁》、《刀剑神域》和其他一些小时候看过的老片（龙珠Z、阿童木之类的）。所以我想推荐一些受虐倾向的动画给他，就把《伪恋》推荐给了他。他看了几集，也很喜欢其中搞笑的部分。

Then M formed an emotional attachment toKosaki Onodera. After that, every time one of the other girls got a look in, orsomething didn't go right, this normally polite guy started swearing his headoff. It got to the point (around Episode 5) where he just turned the TV off andran to his room, screaming "I hate you so f**king much!! How can you dothis to me?!"

而后一种对小野寺小咲的情结油然而生，并萦绕在他心头。从那以后，每一次漫画中其他女性角色与男主看对眼儿，或者情节发展不符预期，这个一向礼貌的伙计就开始捶胸顿足地咒骂。当看到某个情节时（第五集左右），他冲进自己的房间，尖叫道：“我恨透你了！！！你怎么能这么对我？！”

And after that, it took a week before he'dtalk to me. Whenever I bring it up, all he says is "Onodera is the best","Chitoge sucks (my favourite)", and "I hate you. Stop getting meinto anime".

那之后，他过了一个星期才又跟我说话。不管我什么时候提及这部番，我朋友的意见总结起来就是：“小野寺是最好的女孩”，“千棘很差劲（千棘是楼主最喜欢的角色）”，还有“我恨你”别再安利我看动漫了”。

And the best part. He's still watching itXD

然而最经典的是...他还是继续看下去了（真香！）
I'm such a good friend.

我真是个贴心的朋友！

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sadisticthing
"Howcan you do this to me?!"
still watching
yup thatsan M
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有受虐倾向的动画
“你怎么能这么对我？！”
继续看下去...
你朋友确实是个抖M。

kishien
I wonderif the M nature will help deal with the disappointment that Chitoge is mostlikely the ending girl?

不知道抖M体质是不是能更好地帮助一个人消化“千棘最终和男主在一起”这个令人失望的事实。

DW1G1T
We need acontest for densest MC, I bet Raku at least makes the semifinals.

要是办个“最迟钝男主”大赛，我打赌，一条乐至少能进半决赛。

Kadrag
Ye, don't forget this guy... School daysManga spoiler
At least I think it is School days

别忘了这个货...[《日在校园》剧透链接]
没记错的话是《日在校园》的男主

Iknowr1te
i don't think he's dense...just an assholeand stuck his dick in crazy

我不觉得诚哥（《日在校园》男主）那叫迟钝...他只是单纯地混蛋，还管不住自己的JB。

[deleted]
Wait. This is the one with the murder andsevered heads and shit, right.

等会儿。这是那部男主最后被谋杀，斩首，剧情狗血的神剧吗？

luacs1998
Your friend should never touch the manga,even with a ten foot pole.
Weekly doses of pain and torture, served upby waifu wars.

拉住你朋友，千万别看《伪恋》的漫画。
一周经受一次痛苦和折磨，在“老婆战争（waifu（高棉语，同wife） war）”中任人鱼肉。

FailerQt
Well you could start to see Nisekoi assomekind of Slice of Life manga with romance as a subplot. That is what carriedme through alot of chapter releases. However lately the mangaka has reallyplaced some really good bait like 10/10 baits and I am slowly starting to hopefor plot advancement once again.

好吧，你也可以把《伪恋》当成一部日常向漫画看，恋爱部分当成剧情分支。这种心理准备帮我撑过了许多新出的章节。但最近，漫画社又开始加猛料了。难敌这种满分诱惑，我又慢慢开始期待剧情上的进展了。

NotARealDragon
I introduced my roommate to Nisekoi in thewinter. We're 18. His reaction was less angry, more I'm not talking to you. Healso won't watch anything I recommend anymore.

我在今年冬天的时候推荐室友看了《伪恋》。我们都18岁。他的反应，与其说是生气，更多的是“不想和你说话”。现在他也不会看我推荐的任何东西了。

SpeeDy_GjiZa
I don't think Nisekoi is perfect forstarters, reason being it's not completed. It will make him feel empty. Somegood classics would be good for startes.

我觉得给萌新推荐《伪恋》有点儿不适合，因为这番不够完善。会让人感觉空虚。还是多推些经典番比较好。

Krazee9
Friends don't let friends watch Nisekoi.

真朋友不会推荐朋友看《伪恋》的。

Bear_Mint
The war for the best girl turns even the bestof friends into enemies.

“老婆战争”会把最好的朋友变成敌人。

DreamCarver
I have a friend who's aboard the SS Chitogewhile I'm all for Onodera, but we still get along.

我有个朋友是SS级的千棘党，而我是小野寺党，我们相处得很好啊。

Bear_Mint
Don't let anyone hear you say that or theywill make you walk the plank.

别再让任何人听到你这番话，你会被拉去走跳板的（海盗处死人的方式）。

Kalashnikov124
Yeah, but Tsugumi best girl.

你说的有道理，但鸫（《伪恋》人气角色，鸫诚士郎）才是最好的女孩儿。

aiden_sullivan
Hey little mama let me whipsa in ya ear,let me tell you somethin you might like to hear: T S U G U M I

Hey，小可爱，靠近点儿告诉你个秘密：鸫鸫赛高！

Sabaruuu
Waifu's are serious business

“老婆”可是很严肃的事情。

m00t0nz
Why is he mad? Chitoge is waifu.. Chitogeis laifu...

搞不懂他为什么会发疯。千棘是我的心..是我的肝..是我生命的四分之三

Rowan93
He's mad because he's just been introducedto anime's eternal truth: Best Girl Never Wins.

他会发疯是因为他刚领悟了动漫的永恒真理：最好的女孩儿永远都是输家。

silverhydra
And if best girl ever does win then, aftermuch deliberation, you figure out she wasn't actually best girl so the cyclecontinues.

补充：如果最好的女孩胜出了，一番深思熟虑之后，你会发现她并不是最好的女孩，然后循环继续。

Vaxivop
So much good anime and you introduced himto Nisekoi >_<

那么多好看的动漫，你却推荐他看《伪恋》>_<

SideshowRahim12
What can I say? I'm a sadist sometimes.

我能说什么呢？我也有受虐狂倾向。

sirmonkey95
Maybe you should show him Clannad next.

下一部番你可以推荐他看Clannad。

SageoftheTenTenPaths
woah woah woah, relax. Let's not kill theguy.

喔...喔...放轻松点儿。你不想害死他吧？

sickly_snake
School Days, then?

然后看《日在校园》？

lytelovespie
Wow. I mean, I like Onodera but I wouldn'tgo shouting profanities at the other girls.

讲道理，我喜欢小野寺，但我不会去亵渎其他女性角色。

reddadz
I mean, I've never seen a show ignite waifuwars as easily as Nisekoi so M is already under its spell.

讲道理，没有那部番能像《伪恋》一样轻而易举得挑起“老婆战争”，你朋友M已经被诅咒了。

FailerQt
Well that is because every main femalecharacter is extremely likeable. The main problem with the show is that Raku isthe standard dense Harem MC which almost everyone on this subreddit has seencountless times. If the MC was someone like Arata from Trinity Seven the showwould be abit more unique and enjoyable.

那是因为每个主要女性角色都极度相似。这部番的主要问题在于一条乐（男主）是那种后宫漫里典型的迟钝男，你们在Reddit的分支版块里已经屡见不鲜了。如果男主是《七人魔法使》中的春日新一样的角色的话，这番肯定会更独特、有趣。

Eilai
Your friend is a tsundere.

你朋友是个傲娇。

dam072000
What a dick. Introduce him to Jitsu waWatashi wa to fix the relationship.

你真是个混蛋。推荐他看《其实我是...》来修补你们的关系吧！（哥们儿泥垢了...）

vladthetransilvanian
Oh look! Someone who can't argue to savetheir waifu and instead just flips me off.
Grow up!

出现了！有个家伙在辩才上对自己老婆护驾不利，直接对我竖中指。
幼稚鬼！

FateSteelTaylor
dafuq u say bout my waifu?

你丫说我老婆什么坏话呢？！

vladthetransilvanian
What? Don't like hearing the truth?
Your tears are delicious!

怎么了？不愿直面事实么？
你的眼泪可真美味！

FateSteelTaylor
ARE YOU DECLARING A WAIFU WAR?
It's on, motherfucker

你要挑起“老婆战争”吗？
放马过来吧，傻X！

Birgerz
you guys are stuuuuupid

你们几个蠢爆了

jlo813
teamonodera

小野寺护卫队参上！

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This reminds me of my older sister and me.She is Team Chitoge and I'm Team Kosaki, but we didn't end up becoming enemies(lol) and we also didn't start to insult each other's favorite girl because welike both of them even though we have a different opinion about which one thebest girl is. XD

这番让我想起了我和我老姐。她是千棘党，而我是小咲党，但我们可没彼此敌对，也从来不会侮辱互相最喜欢的女孩，因为我们两个都喜欢，尽管我们对谁是最好的女孩有自己的看法。XD