我害得我老爹沉迷巫师3，对不起了妈妈 [美国媒体]

I recommended Witcher 3 to my dad a few weeks ago. At Christmas he pulled me into his office to proudly show me his homemade Gwent board. Apparently he's obsessed. Sorry, mom :(
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几个星期前我给我爸爸推荐了巫师3。在圣诞节他把我叫到他办公室，非常自豪的给我展示了他自己做的昆特板。显然他已经沉迷了。对不起，妈妈:(

 



[–]jobhand 1180 指标 3小时前 
I've always been slightly jealous of people with parents who enjoy video games.

我一直都有点嫉妒那些父母喜欢玩电视游戏的人。

[–]MxM111 412 指标 2小时前 
You can be such parent one day...

你可以成为这样的父母。

[–]GurenMarkV 441 指标 2小时前 
Knowing my luck my kid would end up not liking games.

不幸的是我的孩子最终不会喜欢游戏。

[–]Glytcho 171 指标 1小时前 
Knowing my luck I wouldn't have a kid

不幸的是我连个小孩都不会有。

[–]ehboobooo 2 指标 1小时前 
Is that good or bad luck?

这是好运还是衰？

[–]CMDR_Machinefeera 2 指标 39 分钟前 
There are people for whom it is a goal.

有一些人以此为目标。

[–]Glytcho 2 指标 30 分钟前 
It's pretty easy to guarantee you wont have kids

保证你没小孩这事简单的一匹。

[–]ObamaVapes 2 指标 34 分钟前 
Knowing my luck I already have a kid..

不幸的是我已经有了一个孩子。

[–]Bodzer_07 2 指标 31 分钟前 
Knowing my luck I would

不幸的是我将要有了。

[–]kekoslice 65 指标 2小时前 
Lmao. That's why you gotta start then young. My parents aren't gamers but they judged me too hard for spending hours gaming growing up. They would only get pissed when I'd game for 7-10 hours straight (Thanks final fantasy). Now me and my kiddos game together and it's fantastic. Between halo (my son) and mine craft (my daughter) we own three Xbox ones, o Xbox one x and a switch.

Lmao。这就是为什么你必须得在他们小的时候开始熏陶他们。我父母不玩游戏但是他们在我成长期对我玩游戏管制太严了。他们只会为了一件事发火，那就是当我玩了7-10个小时游戏时（谢谢最终幻想）。现在我和我的孩子一起玩游戏，这真是太奇妙了。在光环（我儿子）和我的世界（我女儿）之间，我们有三个xboxone，一个xbox天蝎座和一个switch。
[–]redraccoon 116 指标 1小时前 
Strange names for kids... But perks of being a parent I guess!

你小孩的名字真奇怪.....但我感觉你很享受做父母！

[–]I__Like_Tacos 3 指标 1小时前 
I had a buddy that named his kid Sephiroth. Pretty awesome!!

我一个兄弟把他孩子叫做萨菲罗斯。真是完美！

[–]SomeGuyOnTheStreets 6 指标 1小时前 
Well let’s hope that kid doesn’t stay true to his name

希望这孩子别一直叫这名字。

[–]Throwaway-tan 4 指标 1小时前 
Also "Seph" sounds like "Seth" so it ends up okay.

"Seph"听起来像"Seth"所以还OK。

[–]60niera 3 指标 1小时前 
Because boys shoots and girls has chests.. Duh!

因为男孩射爆，女孩有胸....（shoot是射击对应光环，其他意思我不解释了，chests有胸和箱子的意思，箱子对应我的世界）

[–]RS177 27 指标 1小时前 
No PC? Gotta emulate the old games.

没有电脑？必须用模拟器玩些老游戏。

[–]19Jacoby98 8 指标 1小时前 
They're missing out on so many PC games

他们错过了这么多PC游戏。

[–]DatboiRed 3 指标 1小时前 
Just some advice, seeing as you own 3 Xbox ones, you should get a PlayStation 4 soon. A Spider-Man game is coming out and it is gonna be amazing. As a fellow gamer every kid should have Spider-Man in their life, if your kids are young that is

只是一些建议，看你有3个xboxone，你需要快点买个PS4了。蜘蛛侠就要来了，这个游戏非常惊艳。作为一个玩家所有小孩的生命里都需要蜘蛛侠。

[–]LetMeSleepAllDay 2 指标 1小时前 
Also bloodborne and persona 5

还有血源和女神异闻录5.（外国索索也不少哈哈哈）

[–]Alwayscomesinside10 3 指标 1小时前 
Are you also sad to see the fall of Final Fantasy? It used to be THE RPG, but it's lost direction.

你也对最终幻想的堕落失望吗？它曾经是那个RPG，但它失去方向了。

[–]MrPoofect 4 指标 1小时前 
Adopt me I got a PC

收留我吧我有个PC。

[–]dieterschaumer 2 指标 2小时前 
Or you know, let them like or dislike what they want. Nothing worse than parents who force their kids to like what they like, be who they wanted to be. Its an impressionable age and its one thing to give them the opportunity to try things, its another to try and get them to like the things you like just because you're just that needy.

让他们遵从自己的内心来喜欢与否吧。一些父母们强迫孩子们去喜欢他们喜欢的，变成他们想要的样子，没有比这样的父母更糟的了。这是个很容易受到影响的年纪，一方面你给了他们机会去尝试，另一方面让他们喜欢你爱的只是因为你这样需要。

[–]Gasman77 5 指标 1小时前 
We will have truly come full circle when our children beg us parents to stop making them play video games so they can do their homework and play outside.

当我们的孩子求我们不要再让他们玩电视游戏，这样他们才好做作业和在外面玩的时候，我们真的就循环到原点了。

[–]dontknowhowtoprogram 3 指标 1小时前 
that is kind of the point of raising children teach them to be like you or let the world teach them...you don't want the world to teach them.

养育孩子的重点是教育他们像你一样，又或者让社会教育他们.....你不会想让世界教育他们的。

[–]natas206 2 指标 1小时前* 
What if what they like is necrophilia? Then wat
Bet you didn't think that far out when you were making your condescending remark. Personally, I hope he goes with the video games. Lord knows we don't need any more necro children running wild

假如他们的爱好是恋尸癖呢？怎么办？
当然当你在带着优越感评论时你不会想那么远。就我而言，我希望他和电视游戏一起长大。上帝知道这个世界上我们不需要更多的死灵小孩。

[–]kekoslice 1 指标 1小时前 
I don't force them. They see me game and ask questions about it. It Peaks their curiosity and they end up asking me if they can play.

我没有强迫他们。他们看到我的游戏后问了关于游戏的问题。这引起了他们的兴趣，他们最终问我他们是不是也能玩。

[–]TurkletonPhD 2 指标 2小时前 
Or even worse, only enjoying sports games. The thought of it makes me shudder.


或者可以更差，只喜欢体育游戏。这想法让我发抖。
[–]derangedraptor 2 指标 6小时前 
get a pc. you wont look back. ever

买一个电脑吧，之后你不会再回头的

[–]kekoslice 1 指标 1小时前 
I have a pc but not for gaming. For what ever reason I enjoy casual console gaming. To each their own.

我有一个电脑但不用来玩游戏。不知道为什么我喜欢用主机玩游戏。这取决于个人。

[–]RosaFloribunda 1 指标 3小时前 
I understand. No one could play FF for only a couple hours at a time back then, the save points were too far apart.

我能理解。没人在每次玩最终幻想时只玩一两个小时，那些保存点隔得太远了。

[–]kekoslice 1 指标 1小时前 
This is true. That's what's I miss the most. The challenge of having fixed Save points unlike most rpgs today.

真的是这样。这就是我最怀念这个游戏的地方。不像现在的rpg游戏，要玩到存档点是很有挑战的事情。

[–]_ILP_ 22 指标 9小时前 THIS. I make my kid play old ass games too, even though he used to complain at first, we’d end up having a great time. Recently I got the SNES classic for Christmas, and we were up all night, had a blast.

我还让我的孩子玩老ass游戏，尽管他一开始还抱怨过，我们后来还是度过了很棒的时光。最近我买了一个SNES classic当圣诞礼物，我们欢乐地玩了一晚上。