中途插播广告还不够，你丫现在广告播完后还给我来个霸我屏幕1/3面积大的横屏广告 [美国媒体]

每人一小段，翻译我也行！
每日新素材，等你来认领！ http://www.ltaaa.com/translation.html

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Posted byu/Adossi 8 hours ago



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lcippe 150 points·7 hours ago
This is absolutely the worst if you show has foreign parts with subtitles because these ads GO OVER THE SUBTITLES.

如果你看的节目有带字幕的讲外语的部分，那出现这种广告真是糟透了，因为它丫会把释译的字幕给完全挡掉啊！

japirate777 74 points·6 hours ago
R.I.P all deaf people using closed captions

楼主安息吧，所有聋人用的都是闭合字幕。
（译注：closed caption-闭合字幕，在电视信号的音频部分同时叠加一节目说明信号，并显示在电视屏幕上，主要为聋人和听力有障碍的人开发）



Ajreil 68 points·7 hours ago
I thought TV was incompatible with banner ads.

我以为电视放不了横幅广告的啊。

Adossi 35 points·6 hours ago
Not anymore!

不再是这样了！

BitsAndBobs304 15 points·5 hours ago
you think that's bad? at least it's not a dude walking up to middle of screen and crossing arms while title comes up... so distracting

你觉得那就很糟糕了？至少不是一个男人走到屏幕中间，双臂交叉，然后广告出现....太让人分心了。

ItsMyB1rthdayToday 34 points·7 hours ago
Hey. You want some beer.
Hey. More beer if you want it.
BUY MY FUCKING BEER.

嘿！来点啤酒呗。
嘿！再来点啤酒吧。
丫快买我的啤酒！

brndnmncrff 38 points·5 hours ago
No wonder everybody is swapping to streaming services

难怪大家都开始使用流媒体（视频）服务了。

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mark503 33 points·4 hours ago
Same reason I don’t watch tv. I gave it up years ago. If I see or hear about a particular show that’s interesting I stream it online commercial free. I can’t spend 18-22 minutes out of every hour hearing “oh oh O’Reillys” or “if you have a structured settlement but you need cash now”.

我不看电视也是出于同样的原因。几年前我就不看电视了。如果我看到或者听说了一个很有趣的节目，我会在网上观看没有广告的视频。我不想在一个钟头里花18-22分钟听“哦，哦，哦莱利斯”或者“如果你打算分期付款，急需现金的话...”。

ProphetOfWhy 5 points·3 hours ago
Great now both songs are stuck in my head. Worst part is that I haven't had cable for 4 years and haven't seen those commercials for at least as long but I clearly remember the jingles.

太好了，现在这些广告歌又会在我的脑海里无限循环了。最糟糕的是，我4年前就不看电视了，也很久没有看过这些广告了，但是这些广告歌的旋律我却记得非常清楚。



Fidodo 6 points·2 hours ago
Cable Companies: "Why are people canceling their subscxtions?!?"

有线电视公司：“为什么人们取消订阅了？！？“”

QuantumQuantonium 2 points·3 hours ago（毕业舞会旗袍这梗还在啊....）
My TV screen is NOT your prom dress web page... You know what how about finding an actual way to make money for once???

我的电视屏幕不是你的舞会礼裙，不，是不是你的网站页面...你知道吗，哪怕就一次，你就不能找个能真正赚钱的正确方式吗？

undeadmunlcee 1 point·7 hours ago
At least its advertising a decent beer.

至少打广告的那个啤酒真的挺不错的。