兄嘚们：为啥咱们单着啊？ [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/Alley_9494 6 hours ago



Brent Conner
If you're single:
1.you're either talking to someone
2.stuck on an ex
3.chasing someone who's taken

如果你单身：
1.你要么是不想恋爱；
2.跟前任藕断丝连；
3.追求有主的人；

Maximmize
No bro we ugly.

不，兄嘚，是因为我们丑。

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rific 551 points·2 hours ago
I have far higher standards than someone like me should have. This results in eternal loneliness.

我的标准很高，高出我这种人该有的期待。这就导致我永远单身。

ahyeg 170 points·2 hours ago
That’s what alcoholism is for

这就是你喝到酒精中毒的原因。

manlymacmanface 0 points·1 hour ago
It's sad in a sense that for most people alcohol is meant as a drink after a long tiring day. As drink for joyous occasion. They drink more and people who love them look out for them . Thier significant other mostly. What lonely alcoholic results in exact opposite. They drink and in turn the void deepens. The feeling that nobody even cares what you are doing to yourself is worse. You are high you have stuff to say intimate details to share a fully charged phone but no one to call. It's worse then being sober and lonely.

对于大多数人而言，酒是他们结束一天疲惫工作后的必备饮品，这在一定程度上其实挺悲哀的。至于那种在开心场合的饮酒，则是喝得越多，而爱他们的人（大多是他们的伴侣）会去悉心照料他们。。还有更重要的。孤独的饮酒会带来与之完全相反的结果。他们喝酒，结果空虚落寞感更深。没人在乎你在对你自己做什么的感觉让你觉得更糟糕。你喝多了，你想要倾诉，想要分享自己的秘密，拿起满电的电话却不知道该打给谁。醉了总比清醒着意识到自己是孤独一人要好些。



Godunman 126 points·2 hours ago
or it would be fun but there's all the anxiety around actually starting/finding a relationship and I'm not willing to push myself for that no matter how much I would like a relationship

或者说，感情会很有趣，但是事实上开始或者寻找一段感情会充满了焦虑，所以不论我多么渴望一段感情，我不愿强迫自己这样做。

TheRane 32 points·2 hours ago
It's just easier to drink and sleep

喝酒睡觉更简单。

astro_bird 58 points·2 hours ago
Where's "just not looking" why isn't that an option?

为什么“只是不再寻找”不是一个选择呢？

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balimbonk 104 points·4 hours ago
I’m chasing someone who was taken by the gay
我正在追求一个被同性恋拐走的人。

MrDrPrfsrPatrick2U 21 points·2 hours ago
The real gay agenda: take the best people off the market

同性恋的日程表：把最好的人选都带到他们的圈子里去。

itsybitsyblitzkrieg 5 points·2 hours ago
I didn't even realize I was stuck on an ex from high school until I heard she got a boyfriend a few weeks ago from a friend. I suddenly realised I was for some reason in the back of my mind thinking something would happen and we'd get together again.

我甚至都没意识到自己对高中时的前女友还藕断丝连，直到几周前我从一个朋友那儿听说她有男朋友了。我突然意识到，出于某种原因，在我的脑海中，我总在想会有什么事情发生然后我们就复合了。

Heliocentrist- 9 points·2 hours ago
Who knows? My first girlfriend's husband tried to murder her failed and then killed himself. She ended up getting married to another guy she dated. You still have a chance!

谁知道呢？我第一个女朋友的丈夫试图谋杀她，但失败了，然后他自杀了。她最终嫁给了她约会过的另一个男人。你还有机会！



honda27 3 points·1 hour ago
Sure being Clooney would be great but the problem for most of us is we don't get to have sex if we don't deal with relationships

的确，像克鲁尼那样单身是很棒，但对我们大多数人来说，问题是，如果我们处理不好情感关系，我们是没爱做的。

PurplePickel 69 points·1 hour ago
It can also be due to confidence issues where a person convinces themselves that they aren't interested in seeking out a relationship because they "don't care" but deep down they have a fear of being judged/rejected which prevents them from putting themselves out there.

这可能与一个人的自信有关，当一个人在说服自己，表面上说自己没兴趣谈恋爱是因为他们“不在乎”，然而他们不谈只是因为他们内心深处害怕被评头论足/被拒绝，而这使得他们不会去努力争取抗拒一段感情。

Mmad0 5 points·1 hour ago
No bruv we ugly broke

不，兄弟，是因为我们丑爆了。