中国深圳某幼儿园用钢管舞表演欢迎孩子返校 [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/China1989 3 hours ago



Michael Standaert 9月2日
So before our kids got out of kindergarten for the summer there was 10 days of military "activities" and displays of machine guns and mortars at the door; now the principal has welcomed them back with a strip pole dance on the flagpole bearing the PRC flag. She's gone nuts.

所以，在暑假开始前，我们的小孩参加了为期10天的军训活动，同时幼儿园门口展示着机关枪和迫击炮。现在校长却在升着国旗的杆子上跳钢管舞，用这种方式欢迎孩子返校。她肯定是疯了。



Michael Standaert 9月3日
Who would think this is a good idea? We're trying to pull the kids out of the school and get our tuition back. They wouldn't give us the number of the company that owns the school but looking into that.

谁会觉得这是一个好主意呢？我们试图让孩子退学，并争取把交的学费拿回来。园方不肯给我们其所属公司的联系方式，但我们会调查出来的。



Michael Standaert 9月3日
The principal hung up on my wife when she called after saying it was "international and good exercise"...okay yeah for adults maybe but not 3-6 year old kids.

校长在说完“这是项国际化的良好运动.....”后挂了我老婆的电话。好吧，对成年人来说可能如此，但对于3-6岁的小孩就并非如此了。



Michael Standaert 9月3日
And they also had a bunch of adverts out for a pole dancing school. The gals in the videos except for the first one were not the principal.

并且某钢管舞学校在幼儿园里打了很多广告。我拍摄的这些短视频里，除了第一个跳舞的黑衣女子，其他都不是校长。



Michael Standaert 9月3日
This was the military display from back in July. Almost took them out of the school then but they were a few days from finishing so just let them stay. It is hard to move the kids around to a bunch of different schools here and they've made a lot of friends.

这是在7月份那会儿拍的军备展照片。几乎将这些展示都搬走了，但距离展示结束也就几天时间了，所以就让它们继续摆放在那里。在这里，转校并不容易，而且孩子还交到了很多朋友。



Michael Standaert 9月3日 9个小时
Here's the Bao'an education bureau's announcement about the firing of Ms. Lai. Parents had already complained to the police the bureau and called Chinese media before I'd even posted anything here.

这是宝安教育局关于解雇赖园长的声明。在我发布任何帖子之前，就已经有家长向派出所、教育局和中国媒体进行投诉了。

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ipa 40 points·1 day ago
I'm so immune against such events I wish I could be shocked or outraged but I'm LMBO.

对于这类事件，我都免疫了一点感觉都没有，我多么希望自己会感到震惊或愤怒，但可惜我觉得这很好笑。



Smirth 3 points·3 hours ago
When I was in China HR the hottest girls from HR put together a dance show in short skirts and stockings for the yearly company dinner.

我以前在中国的时候，人力资源部里最火辣的女孩们每年年会都会穿着短裙和长筒袜表演舞蹈。

Another year all the female interns in marketing wore hot pants and crop tops on stage; and stuck letters on their butts and then would dance into position and bend over to spell product names.
This was considered great fun by all.

另一年，市场部所有的女实习生都穿着热裤和露脐上衣；在她们的屁股上贴字母，然后她们就会摆出所贴字母的姿势，用身体来拼写产品名称。所有人都觉得这很有趣。

Benchen70 4 points·22 hours ago
Yeah this is quite common in Asia not just China. South Korea is famous for their entertainment and B-list or C-list female entertainers would often be asked to perform in various public events eg military celebrations university and even high school festivals. They are quite common. often with sexy dancing with risque uniforms.

是的，这种现象不仅在中国，在整个亚洲都很普遍。韩国的娱乐行业十分出名，二三线的女明星经常会去参加各种公开活动，例如：军事庆典、大学甚至一些中学的节日。这是十分普遍的，经常会穿着暴露地跳性感舞蹈。

bigbosslaowai Best Korea 11 points·21 hours ago
The principal was a hero

这个校长是一个英雄。

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TheDeadlyZebra 20 points·22 hours ago
China has 5000 years of pole-dancing history do you know it?

中国有上下5千年的钢管舞历史，你知道吗？

Stamperphile 6 points·21 hours ago
The sooner they know their future...

他们越早了解自己的将来就越...

solitudeisunderrated 9 points·22 hours ago
This is actually unacceptable in China too. We may soon see it on weibo going viral.

这在中国实际上也是不被接受的。我们或许很快会看到这在微博上走红。

Napoleon_icecream 7 points·21 hours ago
Too bad I didn’t get this with my kindergarten education 😂
😂😂
我当时上幼儿园时怎么就没有碰到这样的事儿？

rguy84 0 points·18 hours ago
Physics and anatomy! Certainly a learning opportunity.

物理和解剖学！这毫无疑问是个学习的好机会啊。



jiaxingseng China 12 points·20 hours ago
Um... because that's where live has taken them.

嗯...因为他们沦落到只能在中国养小孩啦。

himit Taiwan 7 points·19 hours ago
Sure but the key word there is 'choice'.
I loved Asia (lived in Taiwan) but once we had a kid I started thinking 'If I have better options available is it really right to raise her here?' and now we're in Europe.
Nowhere's perfect but the lifestyle is much better here the environment is much cleaner and it wasn't a huge hit career-wise. Obviously it all depends on your individual factors but for us leaving was the better option. It might not be for you I don't know your life.

当然，但关键词是“选择”。我爱亚洲（过去住在台湾），但当我们有了孩子后，我就开始想‘如果我有更好的选择，那仍选择在这里抚养它是正确的吗？’所以我们现在在欧洲。没有什么是完美的，但这里的生活方式要好得多，环境更干净，对职业生涯也并未造成巨大的打击。当然，这一切都取决于你个人的因素，但对我们来说，离开是更好的选择。也许这不适合你，我并不了解你的生活。

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LaoSh 8 points·18 hours ago
Yeah if you can't afford to put them through one of the fancy foreign schools in China you owe it to your kids to move to a real country. Living off welfare in the west would be better for them.

是的，如果你不能承担供孩子在中国上那些昂贵的外语学校，那你就应该带你孩子去一个真正的国家。依赖福利救济金的西方生活可能更适合他们。

sineapple England 3 points·17 hours ago
Life took me there mate but I got the hell out as soon as a baby was on the cards

哥们，命运让我来到这里（中国），但在我即将有孩子后，我立马离开了那里。

dchinab 3 points·19 hours ago
one of the reasons i left. no way i want my kid being brought up in the chinese educational system.

我离开的理由之一就是如此，我完全不想让我的孩子在中国的教育系统中长大。

Reza_Jafari Russia 2 points·20 hours ago
At least that's better than those stupid flag raising（masturbation） ceremonies

至少这比那些愚蠢的升旗仪式（自慰）要好一点。

heels_n_skirt 1 point·18 hours ago
I hope the kids and their parents received an happy ending at the end

我希望小孩和家长最后都能得到一个满意的结果。

jasonx10101 1 point·3 hours ago
Classic China! Principal most likely got rich from a construction company bribe and has no fucking idea about running a school.
Seriously though even someone with no education at all would notice this is not for small children or even benefit anyone at this event.

典型的中国。这个校长可能从建筑公司的贿赂中大捞了一笔，但完全不知道该经营管理一家学校。说句实话，即使是没有受过教育的人也会意识到这可能不适合小朋友，或者这种活动不会给任何人带来好处。

takeitchillish 1 point·23 hours ago
Classy as always China.

一如往常优秀啊，中国。



Not_for_consumption -7 points·20 hours ago
Pole dancing is good exercise. Damn you are a bunch of sex obsessed prudes.

钢管舞是一项不错的运动。天啊，你们真是一群满脑黄料的下流胚子。

assholehero 3 points·16 hours ago
Why does she dress like a whore?

那为什么她穿得像个妓女？