问题解决：在女儿拒绝走路后，其老爸像提购物袋一样把她提溜回家了 [美国媒体]

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This is a short video of a father carrying his 2-year old daughter Juliette by the coat like a shopping bag after she laid in the driveway and refused to come inside after a trip to the grocery store. Children: this really makes me want to have some. Times sure have changed haven't they? If I had done this as a kid my parents would have just left me out in the cold and probably locked the door until after well after dark to teach me a lesson. "And what lesson would that be?" That the noises I hear at night that sound like coyotes are in fact coyotes.

这是一段短视频，在一同购买杂货完后两岁的女儿朱丽叶（Juliette）拒绝回家赖躺在车道上时，父亲像提着购物袋一样拽着女儿外套提着她走。这让孩子们大喊：我也想要这样！时代真是变了啊，不是吗？当我还是孩子的时候，如果我这么做，我父母会任我躺在冷风中根本不会理睬我，并且还有可能会一直把门锁到晚上来给我一个教训。“你学到了什么样的教训呢？”那就是我在晚上听到的类似郊狼的声音真的是郊狼发出的。



Keep going for the video.

继续这样下去吧。

Thanks to Allyson S who agrees that while this method was effective it would have been even more fun to watch this father pull his bike out of the garage and tell Juliette to hold still while he tries to jump over her.

感谢网友Allyson S，她认为这种方法很有效，如果能看到这位父亲从车库里牵出辆自行车，然后告诉小朱丽叶就躺在那儿别动同时他试图从她身上跳过去的话会更有趣吧。

PS：ViralHog（视频拍摄者） 2018年11月15日发布
Occurred on November 7 2018 / Quebec Canada
"I took this video from home of my boyfriend and our daughter Juliette who turned 2-years-old in October. He was getting back from work and her from the kindergarten. She is a little girl who loves to laugh and make other laughs. What's even funnier is that she is more than 3-feet-tall and over 37 pounds heavy and the jacket didn't break. She often does stuff like this and this is just how we love her."

我是在我男朋友家处拍下这段视频的，我们俩的女儿朱丽叶今年10月就要满2岁了。我男朋友那会儿刚下班从幼儿园里接回了她。我们的女儿是一个爱笑且也会让别人欢笑的小女孩。更有趣的是她身高已过90公分、体重超过37斤，那件夹克竟然没有被拽烂。她经常这样做，而这就是我们爱她的方式。

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【原网处评论】

Andyman7714
I'm willing to bet the child wanted to be carried like that and that it had been done before. Been there. Done that.

我敢打赌这个孩子想要像那样被提溜走，而且这种事之前就有过了。我跟我家小孩也玩过这个。

James Mcelroy
i have to do it all the time my kids beg me "I'm a grocery!" then i have to put them in the trunk for a few seconds.

这种事我一直在做，我的孩子会不停求我，说“我是杂货！”然后我就得把他们放进车后备箱里几秒钟。



Closet Nerd
Parenting 101

育儿技巧101。

Douchy McDouche
Talk about treating women like obxts.

这把女性当物品一样对待的操作真是溜。

Eric Ord Douchy McDouche
It's a toddler not a woman! You sick fuck!

那是个小孩，可不是个女人！你有病吗！干！

Douchy McDouche Eric Ord
Did you just invent a new gender?

你刚刚是发明出了一个新的性别？

ovaherenow Disqus' G.O.A.T.
I wonder if she carries his kid like that to the airport. "Can we check this?"

我想知道她是否这样拎着孩子去机场。“我们能登记这个行李（指小孩）吗？”

atheistgirl
So glad I don't have kids.

很高兴我没有小孩。

Wolfsbane
What you do when you can't smack the little brat's ass a couple of times because there's someone there with a camera.

在你不能打这小调皮蛋的屁股，因为有人在某处拿着相机拍你时，你（除了把她提溜走）还能做什么呢？

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【油管处评论】

Laura Miller
Well done Dad. Calm no drama parenting. Terrible twos are called that for a reason.

做得好爸爸。冷静，没戏精成分的育儿方式。两岁的小孩很麻烦可怕这说法可不是空穴来风。



Allen John
Was anybody else expecting the kid's head to go "boink" at the back of the car? 😂😂😂
😂
有没人跟我一样期待那孩子的脑袋“嘭”地一声撞到车后面？😂😂😂

riteasrain
So how often has that happened so far?

所以这种情况多久发生一次？

Edward Carnby
See my Dad would have just fixed this problem by beating my ass till it was red raw.
There's a good reason why I don't have kids.

瞧瞧，要我爸，他只会把我打到屁股开花不再躺在地上赖着不走为止。我没有小孩是有个好理由的。

Eunice Wu
Just ignore her and carry onlol😆😆

就别理她，继续走就是了，哈哈。