那些被深信不疑的谣言 [美国媒体]

What is something most think is real but is really fake?

哪些事人们信以为真但实际是假的？




larchalr • 15h
No one actually put poison or razor blades in Halloween children's candy. It was all the media. Turns out, the kid that died was actually poisoned by his father but initially they thought it was Halloween candy. Media covered the story, but never actually announced hey this didn't actually happen! So now parents worry about what their kids take from strangers. When in reality, it's your own family you gotta watch out for.
One source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoned_candy_myths

没人真的在万圣节糖果里下毒和放刀片，这全是媒体误传。那个孩子其实是被他父亲毒死的，只是最初他们误以为是万圣节糖果的问题。媒体报道了这件事，却从未在之后进行辟谣。所以父母们与其担心孩子接受陌生人的糖果，不如更关注下自己家庭。
一些资料

Pullsn0punches • 9h
And that stupid facebook meme that goes around every October with a picture of a bunch of little Candy like pills "watch out parents, people are gonna try to give these drugs to your kids in their Halloween candy!" Yeah, because drugs are free.

那个Facebook上每到十月就疯转的表情图，一撮像药片一样的小糖果上写着“注意了父母们，坏人有可能把这些毒品下在万圣节糖果里给你的孩子吃！”对没错，毕竟毒品免费供应。

ryuumac • 15h
I had a bonsai tree I watered for a year before realising it was fake. I'm still confused by where all the water went.

我有个盆栽被我浇了一年的水直到我意识到那是假的。我到现在还奇怪那些水哪去了。

DisintegratedSystems • 14h
Evaporation

蒸发作用

willbabysit4ketamine • 12h
Also fake

水也是假的。

albaMP4 • 11h
The concept of evaporation was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

蒸发这个概念是中国人创造出来用于降低美国制造业竞争力的。

ComeOnSans • 10h
The concept of concepts was created by the universe to give people false imaginations and fabricated ideas.

概念这个概念是宇宙创造出来的，目的是使人们产生错误的想象和联想

_maffyUK • 13h
That Albert Einstein was "bad at school".
Dude was a fucking genius, he nearly got into Federal Polytechnic School Zurich when he was only 16, and did "outstandingly well" in his tests, but performed badly in non-science subjects like French. The following year he wrote an incredible essay and got in, after again demolishing Maths and Physics.
The rumour started because of misinterpretation of 1 vs 6 in the grading system, where people thought he had got the lowest when in fact he had got the highest.
Einstein did very well at school. Stop using his fictional failure as an excuse for not trying and wasting time.

爱因斯坦是个“学渣”
这家伙绝逼学霸啊，他几乎在16岁就进了苏黎世联邦理工学院，并且在考试中“相当出色”。但非理科学科成绩较差，比如法语课。之后一年在啃下数学和物理后，他还写了篇另人惊叹的散文。
这个谣言是源于人们误解了评分系统中1到6的意思，人们以为他得了最低分，实际那是最高分。
爱因斯坦学习成绩非常好，别再用那个虚构的故事来给自己不努力和浪费时间找借口了。

RainbowJesus • 10h
also the rumor that "Michael Jordan didn't make his high school basketball team" That's true he did get cut from the varsity team... when he was 14 and 5 foot 10.

同样的谣言还有“迈克尔乔丹没被选进高中篮球队”他确实被大学代表队开掉了——在他14岁身高五英尺十英寸的时候。

Confusedbrotha • 10h
More accurately, he got demoted because the varsity coach stubbornly believed all freshman should play JV first. Allegedly, Jordan put on a absolute spectacle in the JV games (as expected).

更准确地说，他是被降级了，原因是大学代表队的教练固执地认为所有大一新生必须先打后备队。据说，乔丹在后备队比赛中的表现绝对壮观（如期待一样）。

Tenaciousgreen • 15h
I have a friend who went on the show to talk about nutrition from a professional perspective. (yeah, I don't know what she was thinking)
She was absolutely horrified to learn that they dumbed down everything and prevented her from saying certain things because the "average audience is uneducated and it would go over their heads."
You can practically see it on her face on the show how she doesn't know WTF to even say anymore when he asks her questions.

我有个朋友去录过这个秀，她负责从专业角度聊营养。（对，我也不知道她在想什么。）
在看到他们藐视所有人，并以“大多数观众没受过什么教育，听不懂”为理由阻止她讲得更具体时她震惊了。
你简直可以看到她在被他们问到问题时脸上一脸什么鬼我怎么知道该怎么说的表情。

Zedding • 11h
"average audience is uneducated and it would go over their heads."
Least they know their target audience.

“大多数观众没受过什么教育，听不懂。”
至少她们清楚自己的目标观众。

Carriep8472 • 17h
The "law" that an undercover police officer is required to tell you if they are a cop.
Spoiler: They don't.

“法律”规定便衣警察必须表明身份。
剧透：他们不用

wererat2000 • 16h
I don't even understand how that idea caught on, people have to realize that it defeats the purpose of being undercover... right?
...they would realize, wouldn't they?
Why are you all so quiet...

我甚至不明白这个想法是怎么来的。人们得意识到便衣的目的就是隐藏身份...对吧？
...他们就是没意识到，是吗？
为什么你们都这么安静...

aeroblaster • 16h
They can legally lie... and that includes spreading the rumor that cops have to tell you if they're cops. It's a great tool, as seen when catching badger.

他们可以合法的撒谎...包括散布便衣警察必须表明身份这个谣言。这在抓那些喋喋不休问个没完的人时是个相当好用的工具。

atomiclovecat • 18h
When someone's EKG (which measures electrical activity in the heart) "flat-lines" on a TV show or movie it is always easy to use the paddles to make the heart beat again. This isn't true, once there is no more electrical activity in the heart it can't be shocked back to working. Using a defibrillator (the paddles) is meant for shocking a heart back into a normal rhythm from an abnormal rhythm.

电视剧和电影里，当某人的心电图变成一条“直线”时总是很容易的就能用除颤仪使心脏恢复跳动，这不是真的，一但心脏不在发出电信号就不可被震回来了，除颤仪的作用是使心脏从异常的跳动频率中恢复正常。

dbagexterminator • 17h 
yea, but if you hit their chest really hard and whisper and then scream that you love them, they have to come back to life
edit: forgot the tears and being torn apart from the body 

是的，没错，但是如果你使劲的击打他们的胸部，轻声细语，然后大嚷着你爱他们，他们会活过来的。
编辑：忘了落在他们身上的泪水。

Cheima15 • 17h
Actually, hitting their chest can restart their heart. A precordial thump isn't really a procedure that is done in a medical setting and I'm not sure it's even legal for some paramedics if not all paramedics/medical professionals to do it. My EMT instructor said that he performed it twice and it actually worked once. I'm not really sure how it works but it apparently does.
Edit: as a few people have said, it won't work on asystole. A pulseless arrhythmia is what you should use it on.

其实击打胸部确实能恢复心跳。胸部重击不是急救中的一道程序，我甚至不确定它是否合法，不过我的急救学导师说他实施过两次这种抢救，一次真的救回来了。我不确定成功率，但有时确实管用。
编辑：一些人说对心脏停搏没用，无脉性心律失常才是真正用到它的地方。

Graham_Whellington • 19h
Cow tipping. The most damning evidence against cow tipping being a thing is the fact that there are no YouTube videos with people doing it.

推奶牛（译 老美传说中的一项娱乐活动，偷偷潜到站着睡觉的奶牛身边突然把它推倒，实际奶牛既不站着睡觉，也不可能被人力推倒）最强有理的证据就是YouTube上没有任何关于这个的视频。

rodomonte • 17h
I asked a friend from a rural area about it once. He laughed and said "If you think you can push over a thousand pound animal that really doesn't want to tip over, I'd like to see you try"

我问过一个农村的同学，他笑了，说“如果你觉得你可以推动一个上千镑的并不想被你推倒的动物，你可以试试。”

bannana_surgery • 19h
Best case: cow ignores you.
Worst case: cow flips its shit and tramples you.

最好的结果：奶牛无视了你
最坏的结果：奶牛拉你一脸

biffsteelchin • 3d, 10h
Agreed. You can not tip a sleeping cow. Especially since 99.999999% of cows do not sleep standing up. Also, it is basically impossible for loud, idiot teenage boys to sneak up on a cow at night.
Source: Was a loud idiot teenage boy who tried to sneak up and tip a cow. Turns out it wasn't sleeping and also was not amused.

同意，你不可能推倒一头睡觉的奶牛。尤其是99.999999%的奶牛并不站着睡觉。更何况是对于吵闹个没完的愚蠢男孩儿来说，悄悄靠近一头奶牛基本不可能。
来源：我曾是个试着靠近奶牛的吵闹个没完的愚蠢男孩，结果是它并没有睡觉也没被逗笑。

Ricksanchezforlife • 17h
Shit. This brought back memories. I went cow tipping as a teen and turns out I ended up in a buffalo pasture. Turns out, Those fuckera don't like that shit either.

靠，看的我满满的都是回忆。我年轻时也推过奶牛，结果是我去了水牛农场，结果的结果是水牛也推不倒。