什么事可以在中国做却不能在美国做 [美国媒体]

What things can you do in China that you cannot do in the USA?

什么事是你可以在中国做却不能在美国做的？


Andy Lee Chaisiri
I'll tell you what you can do in China but can't in America:
ARRIVE HOMELESS, PENNILESS, UNEDUCATED AND WITH MODERATELY HARD WORK ACHIEVE A MIDDLE CLASS LIFESTYLE ...IN A MONTH. 
"I graduated from college with debt, a useless music degree, and no job. I was going nowhere in life... but I heard about opportunity in China, my brother had already gone there years before. So I decided to sell everything I owned and buy an airplane ticket. Now, I have a steady job teaching English, an apartment, and a heavy metal band. I am teaching Chinese the music culture of America, I am making a difference. I love China, China has been very good to me.
-A heavy metal dude I met at a bar in Beijing
This man, and many thousands of others, have left the poverty and hopelessness of their homeland for a new beginning in China. All thanks to the magic of English Teaching. You see, China has an incredible demand for learning English, but not enough teachers*. If you are a native English speaker, you are guaranteed to find a job as a teacher with flexible hours, earning wages comparable to a native college graduate and often provided with your own apartment. Living costs are low so you can indulge yourself in the local culture, or engage in the hobbies that you couldn't sustain in America. 
*Just watch out for being trapped as an indentured servant, where the company that brought you over has the power to kick you out if you try to find other employment. Immigrants with expired visas are a prime target, as the government cracks down on illegal immigrants from time to time. 

我来告诉你什么可以在中国做却不能在美国做：一个无家可归，身无分文，没有教养的人可以通过适当的努力工作达到中产阶级的生活水平....在一个月内。
“我背着一屁股债从大学毕业，一个没屁用的音乐学位并且没有工作。我无处容身。但是我听说了中国的机会，我兄弟已经在几年前去了那里。所以我决定变卖一切去换取一张飞往中国的机票。现在，我有一份稳定的教英语的工作，一间公寓和一个重金属乐队。我教授中国人美国音乐文化，我非复吴下阿蒙了。我爱中国，中国一直对我很好。”——来自我在北京酒吧遇到一个摇滚男孩。
这个人，像无数在家乡生活在贫穷与无助中的人一样，在中国找到了他们的新生活。这一切归功于英语教育的魔力。你看到了，中国对英语教学有着难以置信的需求，但却没有足够的老师，如果你是个英语母语国家的人，你保证能找到个有灵活时间去教授英语的工作，工资与一个本地毕业的大学生相当并且经常能获得一个自己的居所。生活成本很低所以你可以在当地的文化中纵情声色，或者从事你在美国维持不起的兴趣爱好。
只是要当心陷入契约劳工的陷阱，如果你找兼职的话公司有权把你开除。移民签证是首要需要解决的，中国当局有时候会打击非法移民。

Tim Lamb
Great question and one that few people think to consider. Because China is not inundated with laws, policies and rules, in many ways China can feel less restrictive in daily life:
1.Carry an open container while walking down the street. Admittedly not something you see on a regular basis but it is possible to do
2.Not having to show identification to enter a club or buy alcohol
3.Board a plane without excessive and intrusive security
4.Walk through a farmer's fields without concern of trespassing
5.Walk home through a dark alleyway at 2am in a major city without fear of being mugged
6.Use your mobile phone in a public place without offending people around you
7.Watch an unlimited supply of movies and television series for free
8.Eat authentic Sichuan food
9.Light off a Fourth of July's worth of fireworks in the middle of your neighborhood
10.A sense of the sheer number of people who live on this earth

毫无疑问的好问题，因为中国并不是充斥着法律，政策，规则的地方，在中国，在日常生活中的许多方面你会受到更少的限制。
1.在街上行走时扛着一个打开的货箱，诚然不是能经常看到但是你确实可以这么做。
2.不需要出示证件就可以进入会所或者买酒。
3.登机不会遇到过度侵犯性的安检
4.走过一个农田不必担心被控非法入侵
5.在大城市，凌晨两点回家经过黑胡同不必担心被抢劫
6.在公共场所打电话不会冒犯到周围的人
7.能免费看不计其数的电影和电视剧
8.吃正宗的川菜
9.美国独立日你的邻居不会在中间放烟花
10.能意识到世界上住着这么多人

Tony Li（Made in China, assembled in the U.S）（中国制造，美国组装）
夜总会: A KTV, usually very upscale and fancy, frequented by groups of males, where each guest picks a girl, out of a literal lineup of women to sing/dance/drink and provide general company.
"Tips" are given to the girls, the mama (manager), and servers. The types of girls that work at these establishments vary based on the city, price range, and general quality of the establishment, and can range from girls from the impoverished countryside to students and white collar workers seeking to make a little money on the side.
A lot of business in China is done in these settings, where drinking and having a good time together can oftentimes seal a business deal. As expected, many of these establishments also send girls home with their guests for an extra "tip", essentially becoming a front for prostitution.

（译者注：这个人还配了个图）
夜总会：KTV，通常非常高档和花哨。成群结队的男人经常光顾，在这里客人可以选择一个姑娘并有无法用言语描述的一队女人唱歌跳舞陪酒并提供综合服务。
小费是要给这些姑娘，老鸨以及服务员的。女孩们的类型根据城市，物价及综合素质来分类，并且有些贫困的农村学生还有白领出来兼职赚些小钱。
在中国谈生意通常会在这里完成，一个饮酒并一起开心的好时光通常可以促成一笔商业交易。不出意外，很多公司也会给这些女孩小费然后把他们送到他们客人的房间里，本质上变成了一次性交易。



Jennifer Toda
Advertise your daughter for marriage by posting her personal stats on a tree in a matchmaking gathering in a public park (Female, 1979, 1.70m (5'7"), Bachelors, White collar job in a foreign company, about 5000 yuan salary, good person, looks pretty, call 13817586357)

把你女儿相亲的私人信息贴在公园的收集树上（女，1979年生，170CM，本科，外企白领，5000月收入，性格温柔，容貌端庄，电话：13817586357）



Morgan Cheng（了解世界之前，先要了解自己的祖国）
Fan Qiang(翻墙)，meaning to cross the Great Firewall of Internet, is what you can do in China but not in USA.
Frankly, this activity is challenge that make you learn more about Internet and China. This is not a joke.

翻墙，就是跨过网络防火长城，这是你在美国不可以却可以在中国做的。
坦白的说，这对于你了解因特网和中国是一个挑战，我没开玩笑。
 

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Michelle Zhou
In China….

在中国...

1.You can become a Panda-Nanny.

你可以成为一个熊猫保育员。



2.You can talk price when shopping. “$40 each? I give you $100 for 3!”

买东西可以讨价还价“每个四十？一百来三个！"

3.You can travel 1,000 miles in less than 7 hrs for $80 with High-Speed train.

你花80美元可以在7小时内乘坐高铁旅行1000英里

4.You can argue with police without getting arrested and you can fight the police without getting shot. Chinese police officers are unarmed when they are on patrol.

你不会因为和警察争执而被逮捕，你和警察争斗并不会被射击，中国警察巡逻的时候不会带武器。



5.You can avoid paying taxes if your income is below average and still get free social benefits with pension.

如果你的收入低于平均值你不用交税并且依旧享受免费的社会福利和养老

6.You can graduate from College with no more than $1,000 student debt.

你可以花费不超过1000美元的学生贷款就从大学毕业。

….. and many many more……

还有许多许多