加拿大民兵发誓守护边界线防范美国非法移民 [美国媒体]

译者：首先要解释一下这应该是篇假新闻，我是在看了一则评论后查了维基，然后发现国外媒体姿势水平也是有待提高的，PAM（Permanent Active Militia）从19世纪到1940年都是大家拿地面部队的专有名词，也可以叫 Permanent Force永恒力量 (PF)，二战时改名，2013年这个名字又重新回到大家拿陆军，而同名的民兵组织1940年也已经被改名叫加拿大预备役。联系起通篇的动物袭击，匿名发言，4500人的大家拿陆军（并强行改成民兵），超出大家拿民用限制的武器，尼玛又一篇估计是洋葱网之类的搞得假新闻！还是钓鱼文！

所以你们这些记者啊还要学习一个。原本打算笑笑删掉换个标题，但顺手一查标题这条出炉没多久的新闻谷歌693000搜索结果，youtube有视频说这新闻，许多网站与论坛转发，Facebook这条800多转发，上千人赞，一大群人除了稀有的孤独智者不屑钓鱼文外，全都在热烈的讨论让我觉得除了博人一笑外，这也确实反映了美国国内一些现状，所以翻下文章和评论希望能带给大家一些思考。

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 Canadian Militia Vows To Protect Borders From Illegal Americans

加拿大民兵发誓守护边界线防范美国非法移民





Huntington | A Canadian militia seems to have taken Donald Trump’s victory very seriously fearing hundreds of thousands of illegal Americans could try to cross the border.

亨廷顿，一位加拿大民兵看起来因为唐纳德川普的胜利而非常担心成千上万的美国非法移民会尝试越过边境。

The Permanent Active Militia (PAM) is a country-wide association which is believed to have approximately 4,500 members across the country with its headquarters in Huntington, Ontario, near the Minnesota border.

民兵永存（PAM）是一家全国性的据信有大约4500名会员的协会，其总部设在安大略亨廷顿，接近明尼苏达边境。

“ This ain’t no Mexico border. Illegals will face snow and deadly cold temperatures, not withstanding dangerous predator attacks from bears, cougars and wolves. If you’re an American crossing the border illegally, your chances of survival are pretty slim ”
– John C. McCaullagh, Militia leader

“这里不是墨西哥边境。非法闯入者将会面临雪和致命的低温，以及无法抵御的来自熊，美洲狮和狼的危险捕食攻击。如果你是一名非法越境的美国人，你的生存几率是渺茫的。”
—民兵领导人John C. McCaullagh

“Killing illegal citizens is a crime in Canada and we don’t openly encourage violence within our organization, but we can’t prevent members from shooting a few rounds at them just to scare them away. If you accidentally get hit in the knee or in the leg, without medical assistance, you’re a dead man within 2 or 3 days” he warns.

“杀掉非法平民在加拿大是犯罪而且我们不会公然鼓励我们的组织使用暴力，但我们不会阻止会员们对他们射上几轮来不过是吓唬他们一下。如果你不慎伤到了膝盖或腿，没有医疗救助的话你两或三天就会死。”他如此警告。

“Better alive in the US than dead in Canada. It just ain’t worth the gamble” he adds.

“活在美利坚比死在加拿大要好。这赌博可不值得。”他补充道。

The idea of building a wall to protect the Canada-United States border is also a popular subject within militia members.

在美加国境建上一堵墙的主意也颇受民兵们的欢迎。

“The United States under Obama has gone weak. Those pussy Democrats, they love those illegals, that’s who votes for them. Weak US-Mexico borders means tons of Mexicans are trying to reach Canada illegally also, that’s why we’re here to protect those borders” explains a high-ranking member of PAM, who wishes to stay anonymous.

“美国在奥巴马的统治下业已衰弱。这些哔的民主党人，他们喜欢非法移民，这些人会给他们投票。不中用的美墨边境意味着大量的墨西哥人也会试图非法闯入加拿大，这就是为什么我们在这保护这些边境。”一位希望匿名的PAM高层成员如此解释。

“We’d love to have a wall like Israel has with Palestine. Israel is 20 years ahead in the game” he explains. “Steel reinforced walls, those would be the best to keep the rats out” he adds, laughingly.

“我们想有一堵类似巴以边境的那种墙。以色列20年前就这么玩了”他解释道。“这些钢筋混凝土墙将是防范老鼠们的最好办法”他笑着补充。

译者注：巴以隔离墙，于2002年由以色列开始兴建，建成后预计总长度700多公里，平均高度为5—10米，墙上设有高压电网和电子监控系统。

Rapists, criminals and liberals
Militia members are mostly afraid that rapists, criminals, but also surprisingly, liberals, could cross the Canada-United States borders, endangering their families, jobs and way of life.

强奸犯，罪犯和自由主义者
民兵们大多都害怕这些强奸犯，罪犯但是令人惊奇的是还包括自由主义者，担心他们会穿过美加国境危及到他们的家庭，工作和生活方式。

“It’s not just the rapists and the criminals, it’s also the liberals” explains Jerry Masborough, a 40-year-old militia veteran. “Those liberals, we don’t want anything to do with them. They will make our people weak, we don’t want none of them sissies corrupting our youth. We already got a wuss for a Prime Minister, we don’t need none of them Islam-loving, queer-embracing commies in our own country” he comments. “They can all burn in Hell for all I care” he adds.
Former Conservative Minister of Citizenship and Immigration, Christopher A. Alexander, had also proposed the idea of a Canada-US border wall in 2013 and in 2014, receiving massive Parliament support before the Conservative Party was defeated during the 2015 election.

“不仅是强奸犯和罪犯，还有自由主义者。”Jerry Masborough这名40岁的老民兵解释道，“这些自由主义者，我们完全不想与他们共事。他们会使我们的人民软弱，我们也不想让这群娘娘腔教坏我们的年轻人。我们已经有了一个废物胆小鬼总理，不需要再来一帮伊斯兰爱好者，古怪的共产主义者出现在我们国家。”他这样评论。“为了我所在乎的一切，他们都该在地狱里被灼烧。”他补充道。
前加拿大公民及移民部长保守党的Christopher A. Alexander也曾在2013和2014年提出过在美加边境建墙的想法，在2015年大选保守党被击败前获得了大部分议会支持。



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Lance Hughes1 天前
i live in Canada this story is bullshit.

我住在加拿大这个故事完全是废话。

—thxfornothin11 天前
Agreed. And the reason the militia give why Americans shouldn't cross the border is animal attacks? Seems like something you'd find in "The Onion."

同意，民兵解释为什么美国人不应该穿过边境的原因有动物袭击？看起来你可以在洋葱新闻网找到类似的玩意。

注：摘自百度，“洋葱”是美国一家提供讽刺新闻的组织。它以报道讽刺性文章为特色，文章内容涉及国内外以及当地的消息，在它的旗下还有娱乐性的报纸和网站。 由该组织所提供的新闻是对时事的评论，而这些时事既有真实的也有虚构的。它以真实新闻事件为蓝本，加工杜撰假新闻。虽然故事都是假的，却绝非胡编瞎造，而是用夸张的想象表达对世界观感，是另类的社会评论，因此有不少读者追捧。

Date Posted: Yesterday at 3:53 AM #2
Even after 20+ years of the internet, people still haven't learned how to have even basic critical thinking skills.

即使互联网已经诞生超过20年，人们还是没有学会如何拥有哪怕最基本的批判性思维能力。（之后是PAM的相关维基）

—Date Posted: Yesterday at 4:12 AM #3



Our illegal immigrant return policy is fast and effective.

我们的移民遣返政策高速有效。

—Date Posted: Yesterday at 4:19 AM #4
I don't even think there is actually a city called Huntington in Ontario. All my searches took me to Hamilton.

我甚至不认为在安大略真的有座城市叫亨廷顿。我所有的搜索都指向汉密尔顿。

—Date Posted: Yesterday at 4:23 AM #5
It's a tongue-in-cheek article mocking the US border issues using Canada.

这是篇用加拿大挖苦美国边境问题的搞笑文。

—Date Posted: Yesterday at 4:37 AM #6
Its a humour article. There is a Canadian Militia, but the militia serves as the reserves for the regular force

这是篇幽默的文章。有一个加拿大民兵组织，但这个民兵组织是作为正规军的后备。

Chicken-wings
Funny everyone that was planning on leaving if he won wanted to go to Canada or some other place but not one mention to Mexico. I asked my liberal friend and she said that's a dangerous place to live. So, liberals want open borders i.e. Mexico but claim Mexicans are dangerous . Smh. Just wow! Liberal logic and hypocrisy at its finest.

有趣的是他赢了每个人都在计划离开，想要去加拿大或其他地方但没人提起墨西哥。我问我的自由主义者朋友而她说那是个危险的地方。所以自由主义者想要开放美墨边界但却声称墨西哥人是危险的。喔。自由主义者的逻辑及最优秀的伪善。

—jm1982
Right they want our country to be overrun with Mexican mafia , mS13 and ISIS which makes it less safe..
Liberal logic = no logic

是的他们想让我们的国家充斥墨西哥黑手党，MS-13和伊斯兰国份子并让使其缺乏安全。
自由主义者的逻辑=没有逻辑

译者注：MS-13、全名为Mara Salvatrucha是一个发详于美国洛杉矶Pico-Union区的有组织犯罪集团或黑帮，其势力至今已遍布北美洲及中美洲各地，估计2005年单美国境内会员数量已经超过50,000人。1980年代由来自萨尔瓦多的美国移民成立以保护其同乡，后来他们接受了洪都拉斯、危地马拉及尼加拉瓜等中美洲国家的拉丁裔移民加入，其中帮会中的非法入境者被美国政府遣返回原居地后变相将MS-13的影响力散播回中美洲，进一步增加了其会员数目。（来自维基）

—jm1982 
We really dodged a bullet with Clinton and her refugee plan

我们真的躲过了希拉里和她的难民计划这一劫。

—Antoinette118
Al Sharpton should keep his promise to leave the country.

阿尔 夏普顿应遵守他的诺言离开这个国家。

—jm1982 
That would be like expecting Hillary Clinton not to lie .

（你这样说）就像在期待希拉里不说谎一样。

译者注：阿尔 夏普顿，美国牧师，人权领袖，在选前与许多名人一样许下川普当选就移民的承诺，也同样和许多人一样川普当选后选择不离开这个国家。

cromerax
Fine then, we'll get our militias then

好吧接下来我们会有我们的民兵然后

heartbreakTiger
That would be awesome to get reports of dead lib tards on the border

如果能有这些自由主义蠢货死在边境上的报道就太好了。

ctiger69
Every country should be concerned if American liberals are threatening to enter their country.

如果美国自由主义者威胁要进入他们的国家那么每个国家都应该担心。

bhtigerfan
I suggest they shoot to kill. 
The people sneaking into Canada are domestic terrorist and very very dangerous

我建议他们开枪射杀
这些偷渡到加拿大的人是恐怖分子非常非常的危险。

CoachKlein
I believe South Park did this EXACT scenario about a year ago. Canada built a wall to keep Americans out

我相信《南方公园》差不多一年前就准确完成了这个场景。加拿大建了一堵墙防范美国人。

Bad Frog1 天前
We need a Canadian Trump.

我们需要一个加拿大川普。

l jess1 天前
Winter is coming - that will fix foreign liberals.

寒冬就要来了 - 它将解决掉外国自由主义者们。

KAISER TRUMP1 天前（修改过）
Why they do not choose Mexico after defending them so much? BTW - I would shoot Illegal Liberals trying to go in my country

为什么他们在为墨西哥人辩护这么多后不选择去墨西哥呢？ - 如果非法的自由主义者尝试进入我的国家我会开枪。

Robert Stout
Tens of thousands of desperate Democrat refugees were turned back at the Canadian border....The UN is acting to set up refugee camps in Vancouver....

成千上万的绝望的民主党难民返回了加拿大边境....联合国正在温哥华设立难民营。

12Plus1
Bears, cougars and wolves? I would be more afraid of Canadians...

熊，美洲狮和狼？我更怕加拿大人...

Billie Wever 
Visa's denied. Canada is denying all visas to entertainers from America. The Canadian Government feels that the morals of Americans who are in the entertainment field would be detrimental to their citizens. Therefore all visas are denied to this group. Perhaps they can go to North Korea.

签证被拒绝了。加拿大拒绝了所有美国艺人的签证。加拿大政府觉得这些在娱乐界的美国人的道德会污染他们的公民。因此，所有签证对这组拒绝。可能他们会去北韩。