只发生在中国：美女气球加身分发广告（REDDIT） [美国媒体]

Brochures distribution. Only in China

只发生在中国：美女气球加身分发广告





snarky_cat 
I'll probably have a surprise vomit to an unsuspecting costumers.

我有可能突然吐向路过的客人

ElectronFactory   
slow clap

轻轻鼓掌

AlohaPizza   
That was the implication

不可名状

Castun 16 
This made me laugh way too hard

这很难让我笑。

onishchukd5   
Imagine if you latched onto her and launched her ahahah

想象一下 你抓住她 使劲摇 使劲摇 哈哈哈

ilovemyloupo 
Just for reference this brochure lady is still really weird by Chinese standards, I have never seen one before and most people I know would treat that person like a freak.
My god the day has finally come that I was able to start a circle jerk. I have transformed from a boy into a true man redditor today.

仅仅是个人看法：这个传单女孩以中国标准来说还是很奇怪。我之前从没有见过这样的人，我认识的大多数人都会把这个人当怪物对待。

grundelgrump
They don't have mascots and other goofy shit advertising stuff in China?

中国没有商场吉祥物和其他的丑萌玩意？

False1512 
This is why I can't trust people.

这就是我为什么没办法信任别人的原因。

Was_going_2_say_that   
I'm sure she isn't living out of that thing

我确定她不靠这个糊口。

ScaryBananaMan   
If anyone actually innocently follows that, then I'm sorry that's on them, the veils of illusion and deception have been long since removed

真的有人能以纯洁的目光看着这个吗，那么我很抱歉，那只是你们。眼前有码，心中无码。自动脑补巫妖王。

awesomemanftw
It's China. theres a significant chance there is no fire alarm

是在中国，那里机会多多，但是没有火警。
I_have_no_username
If this was in the US, kids would grab the bottom of the pole and swing it back and forth wildly until she hit her head on the floor.

如果这是在美国，熊孩子们会把她摇来摇去直到她摔向地面。

FartIntoMyButt
I love pear shaped women, but this one seems to have an over-inflated sense of self, almost as if she's above everyone else. Also seems like she has a real stick up her ass- I wish she'd realize life isn't all about pole position.

我喜欢梨形身材的女人，但这个看起来是膨胀版的。她几乎是骑在所有人的头上，而且她看起来被爆菊了。我希望她能意识到人生并不需要一直领先别人。

oppaidaisukidesu 
I would have guessed Japan not China just because thats usually where all the weird shit happens

我会说这是日本不是中国，因为这种奇奇怪怪的事只会发生在日本。

nnaarr
Now Japan just needs to make this sexual

现在日本只需把这个弄得更污。

CHarmonics
She could have a vibrator in there and no one would have a fucking clue.

她下面可能放了一个振动器，无人知晓。

Couldnt_think_of_a 
False, women don't even look at me.

骗人，我穿了这个也没有女人理我。

Beetlebomb 
Are you sure this isn't Japan? It looks like the watermark is from a Chinese website, but I know that clothing store in the background and it's local to Japan(uniqlo) . Not sure if they're in China as well. Can anyone confirm?

你确定是中国？这视频看起来有一个中国网站的水印，但是我知道背景的成衣店是日本当地的（优衣库）。有人能确定是中国吗？

Heavyhiking26 
I suppose in a country of 1.4 billion people you have to get the crowds attention any way you can.

我想在这个14亿人口的国度里，做任何事情都要引人注目才能成功。

Jamey431 
What if you needed to go to the toilet?

怎么去厕所？

zfcracer 
So China is trying to put weird Japan now??

所以中国的画风开始和日本一样奇怪了？

shadow-pop 
I wonder how this would work if there was a fire alarm. Seems like it would be complicated to get out of.

火灾了怎么跑？看起来很难弄。

GeorgesMissingEar
I bet that thing is full of girl farts

我断定气球里面都是她的屁。

warthundersfw 
American women would need cranes

美国妇女需要起重机才能胜任这份工作。

fmlom
And just a few yards away, someone is getting eaten by an escalator.

在数英尺之外，有人被自动扶梯吞了。

chunky_ninja 
Jesus, you could completely fuck with her and she'd be 100% helpless to stop you. Go over to the post and bend her backwards until she's touching the ground - then let go. Hilarity ensues.

耶稣啊，你可以轻易地和她一起“开车”，而且100%没人会阻止你。
走到后面，抓住下面那根小柱子，把她按向地面。
开始愉悦吧。

Genie-Us 
There's someone who has way too much faith in construction standards in China. The number of times I have seen platforms and things break in China, there's no way I'd be getting on that, pretty decent chance you're slamming your face into the floor at some point...

得有人对中国的建设标准有足够的信任。我看见好几次中国的站台或别的什么东西坏了，说什么我都不会在那里的。很有可能你会脸部刹车。

Nick700  
Nah, this is also possible in Japan

吶，这也可能是在日本。

bluesrow
The big red carpet under her is to hide the counterbalance platform that keeps her safe. She can't fall easily. On the other hand in big crowds, this can be very cool for surprise appearances or just pick-pocketing (hat grabbing).

她底下的大块红地毯藏着一个平衡装置保护她的安全。她不会很容易就摔倒的。另一方面，在人群看来这很令人惊奇然后拿一册广告走。

FuckYOUandYourMomTOO
They say she's a nice girl, but at work it's like she has a stick up her ass.

他们说她是个好女孩，但工作时的她看起来想被爆菊了。

Mtax
She's gonna fall or puke one day and it's not going to be fun.

她会摔倒的，还会呕吐一整天。这不好笑。

MisanthropicAtheist
That would be a really fun job. For about fifteen minutes

如果这份工作只干15分钟的话会很有趣。

dsldragon 1  
what if someone grabs her arm and pulls her all the way down and lets go? what happens then?

如果有人抓着她的手把她狠狠地甩向地面？会怎么样？

emthejedichic 
Can't decide if this would be fun or really scary.

不能认定是有趣还是恐怖。

Grasshop 
Now THAT brochure I would take. I mean, I'd still throw it in the trash as soon as I was out of view, but I would at least take it instead of just refusing right away.

现在我会接受那本小册子。我是说。我还是会把它丢到垃圾桶，但我至少不会当面丢了。

Lord_Humongous768 
She's gonna have some fucking back problems after an hour, lol

一小时后她的腰会疼的不行。

Deathlysouls
You know this would make my job of handing out coupons sooo much better

我也是发广告的，这种方法能让我做的更好。

relet
I guess, that only works in places where people are politely accepting brochures.

我猜，这个女孩只能在人们会礼貌的接受广告册子的地方。

LordKroc 
That would be one of the most embarrassing jobs ever.

世界上最令人难堪的工作。

variousjones
this would murder my back

我的腰会受不了的

MooseMalloy
Come on, that is easily weird enough to be Japan.

大伙 这种足够奇怪的事情很容易让人以为发生在日本。

Evander12345 
Am I the only one wondering how she gets in it?

我是唯一一个好奇她是怎么进去的吗？

Onehundredyearsold 
If there is a mechanical failure of that thing she is in I'm not sure she would survive much less escape horrible injuries.

如果她穿着这个工作时发生了机械故障的话，我不确定她会不会死。

IsntUnderYourBed 
this looks awesome. where do i buy one of these?

这看起来真棒。哪里能买一个？

RegularLunchBox   
'Hey, Xin, you need to work overtime today'
'But I have a doctor's appointment!'
'Oh ok, just leave, but I'm not helping you down'

“嘿，辛，你今天要加班”
“可我约了医生了”
“噢，没关系，直接走。可我不会帮你下来的”

Greenbrock 1  
This final boss is cute

最终BOSS好可爱。

akcaye
This looks like an accident waiting to happen.

看起来会发生事故。

NukeML 
I'm Chinese and this is the first time I've ever seen this.

我是中国人 我也是第一次见到这种事