消防用水，请勿饮用！ [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/hgelement 7 days ago



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rockyrainy 81 points·7 days ago
This is why I keep on coming back to this sub

这就是我为什么要反复在这个版块上混的原因。

WhereTheHotWaterAt 105 points·7 days ago
When you are tasked to buy and install fire extinguishers but you spent all the budget on your new condo in Toronto

当你的任务是购买并装上灭火器，但是你把所有的预算都花在你多伦多的新公寓上了。

BillyBattsShinebox 23 points·7 days ago
Are condos that cheap in Toronto nowadays? It probably got blown on a couple of bottles of baijiu and a case of snow which is more or less the value of a building full of people.

现在公寓在多伦多那么便宜吗？或许吹几瓶白酒和下场雪跟一栋满是人的公寓一样的价值吧。

JMV290 9 points·6 days ago
It's not that the condos are cheap so much as rich Chinese buy foreign real estate to keep their wealth outside of China since getting large amounts of capital out of the country is increasingly difficult

不是说这些公寓很便宜，而是一些有钱的中国人在海外买不动产来保值，因为将大量资产转移到海外越来越困难了。

captain-burrito 3 points·6 days ago
I think he is wondering how skimming from the fire extinguisher budget can buy one a condo in Toronto. You confirm that large amounts of capital are needed.

我想，他是在奇怪，从买灭火器的预算里捞来的油水多到竟然能在多伦多买到一间公寓。而你的话则证实，（买灭火器）确实需要一大笔钱。

fleetwoodd 1 point·6 days ago
Buildings generally have more than one fire extinguisher.

一般来说，建筑物里要有不止一个灭火器。

BillyBattsShinebox 27 points·7 days ago
Was expecting some mildly entertaining chinglish but holy shit haha

本是期待看到一些委婉有趣的中式英文（回答），但是我勒个去。这图真好笑，哈哈哈。

hgelement 17 points·7 days ago（贴主）
That was so random too. The red tag on that bottle of water literally says “fire protection “.

那样也太随便了。瓶身上的红色标签真的是写着“消防”二字。

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papabear_kr 8 points·7 days ago
It's better than nothing. But I would have thought a bucket of sand or a real fire distinguisher will have longer shelf life

总比什么都没有要强。但是我想一桶沙或者一个真的灭火器可能保存期限更长吧。

HuaHuzi6666 14 points·7 days ago
Ehhh it's not much better than nothing lol

嗯嗯，总比什么都没有要强，哈哈哈。

MasterKaen United States 7 points·6 days ago
Even if you distinguish the fire you still have to extinguish it.

即使你看出那是火，你还是要灭掉它才是。

xXn00b21Xx 9 points·6 days ago
10/10 would bulk buy on taobao

打包票这是在淘宝上批量购买的。

hapigood 8 points·6 days ago
Discard your cigarette in it.

拿来熄灭烟头。

Ragnaarock93 7 points·6 days ago
I feel safer already.

我已经感到安全多了。

heels_n_skirt 2 points·6 days ago
Is this how you get Chinese hot water?

这就是获取中国式热水的方法吗?

captain-burrito 1 point·6 days ago
That'll work well for an electrical fire.

那对电气火灾应该很有效。

Jman-laowai 1 point·6 days ago
This is so China

这也太“中国”了。