穿越时空的醉汉表示他是从2048年穿越而来，目的是为了警告人们关于外星人的入侵。 [美国媒体]

Time-Traveling Drunk Man Says He Was Sent From Year 2048 to Warn of Alien Invasion
Newsweek  Ryan Bort,Newsweek 14 hours ago 

穿越时空的醉汉表示他是从2048年穿越而来的，目的是为了警告人们关于外星人的入侵。



A drunk man arrested by cops in Wyoming this week says he had traveled back in time from the year 2048 to warn civilization about the imminent arrival of aliens.

本周怀俄明州警方逮捕了一名醉汉，他向人们宣称自己是从2048年穿越到这个时代的，他此行的目的是为了向当今世界警告外星人的到来。

But first, a visit to the recent past: On Monday night, authorities in Casper received a call about a visibly drunk man claiming to be from the future, according to KTWO. Officers arrived to find Bryant Johnson warning that aliens would be coming next year and that people should leave as soon as possible. He claimed he was from the future.
Johnson was so concerned about his mission to save humanity that he requested to speak to the "president of the town."

但是首先让我们回顾一下当时的状况：周一晚上，卡斯帕镇当局接到了一个电话，据来电人描述，有一个明显醉酒的男子声称自己来自未来。当警官们到达现场并找到布莱恩特约翰逊时，他正警告人们外星人将会在明年来到这里，人们应该尽快地离开！并且他声称自己来自未来。约翰逊非常关心自己拯救全人类的使命，因此他还要求与“小镇的总统”进行一次对话。

Cops said Johnson had bloodshot eyes, slurred speach and a blood-alcohol reading that exceeded legal limits — but the alleged time-traveler had a perfectly logical explanation: the only way the aliens could send him back in time was to fill his body with alcohol and making him stand on a giant pad.

据现场警察透露，约翰逊当时眼睛里布满了血丝，语无伦次，并且血液酒精含量已经完全超过了法定限度。但是这位“时间旅行者”对此有着一个符合逻辑的完美解释：外星人能将他送回到过去唯一的前提就是用酒精填满他的身体，并让他站在一块巨大的平板上。

He was arrested nonetheless.

但无论如何，他还是被警方逮捕了。

Strange things have been afoot as of late in America's least populous state. Just a few weeks ago in Crook County, Wyoming—not even 200 miles from Casper—the first annual Devils Tower UFO Rendezvous was held. Devils Tower, of course, is the rock formation at the center of Steven Spielberg's 1977 alien classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind, which will celebrate its 40th anniversary in November. The festival featured a parade, a costume constest and a slate of speakers that included UFO investigators, people who claim to have been abducted and others who have studied the possibilty of extraterrestrial life.

最近在这个美国人口最少的州里，发生了一些奇怪的事情。就在几个星期前，人们在离卡斯比还不到200英里的克鲁克郡中举办了第一届“魔鬼峰不明飞行物”聚会。
魔鬼峰，自然说的是1977年斯皮尔伯格执导的经典外星人科幻电影“第三类接触”中的核心元素。该电影将会在今年11月迎来它的40周年纪念日。这个纪念日的特色活动包括游行，服装竞赛，而且还有一些UFO调查人员，声称自己被外星人绑架过的人们以及一些研究外星生命可能性的专家也都将在活动中发表自己的演讲。

On the western side of the state, the earthquake swarm that has been rocking the Yellowstone National Park supervolanco since June is now one of the longest such swarms ever recorded. In a span of three and a half months, over 2,500 earthquakes have been recorded, causing many to worry about an eruption of the supervolcano. Experts have said, though, that the earthquakes in no way indicate that an eruption is imminent.

在美国的西部地区，至6月以来一直都在撼动着黄石国家公园的大地震群是目前记录在案的地震群中最长的一次。在3个半月的时间里，超过2500次地震被记录在案，这也让很多人担心超过火山爆发的来临。不过据专家声称，这些地震现象绝不可能是火山爆发迫在眉睫的征兆。  

It's not clear if the localized flurry of alien speculation and Yellowstone earthquake swarm are connected. But the truth is out there.

目前还不清楚当地这些对外星人将要到来的恐慌和黄石公园的地震群是否有着联系。但真相就在那里。



Thomas K 10 hours ago
The crazy thing is, we won't know if he is right until after the invasion.

最疯狂的是， 我们没法知道他说的是真是假，直到外星人入侵的那天。
  
James Martz 8 hours ago
Does anyone remember on The Simpsons when the aliens drench Homer in alcohol before letting him go - "There. Now no one will believe you! Muahahahahahaaaa!"

有人还记得辛普森一家里的这一幕吗？那个外星人在放走Homer之前给他肚子灌满了酒，“去吧，现在没有人会相信你说的话了！木哈哈哈哈！”
  
S_L 10 hours ago
He didn't happen to bring a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac did he?

不知道他穿越回来时有没有顺手带了一本“格雷体育年鉴”？

ANDREW 8 hours ago
So aliens are coming to Earth and people should leave as soon as possible? Um..."leave" where?

所以说当外星人来到地球时我们就得赶快离开？嗯..离开去哪啊？

FabFive 8 hours ago
What is the world coming to when we can't even believe a time travelling drunk.

这个世界到底怎么了，我们甚至连一个穿越时空的醉汉都不能相信了吗？

John 8 hours ago
Don't worry about it. We're building a wall in space!

不用担心的。我们会在太空中建一座墙。

Jay 8 hours ago
So...no cure for binge drinking alcoholics in the future then...

看来未来的人们也没有为狂闹的酒精中毒者们找到治疗的办法。