中国五星级酒店服务：两名女员工在晚上偷溜进客人的房间与赤裸的丈夫和妻子“不期而遇” [美国媒体]

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中国五星级酒店服务：两名女员工在晚上偷溜进客人的房间与赤裸的丈夫和妻子“不期而遇”


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–]mbx94 11 指标 3 天前 
It always happens in China even when you rent a room and the landlord will do such things if you don’t open the door for him.

这事在中国总发生，甚至当你在中国租了个房子，如果你不给房东开门的话，他也会做这种事。

[–]Polypinoon European unx 8 指标 3 天前 
First rule of renting a place regardless of where in the world: Change the locks when you move it.

租房子的第一首则是，不管你是在世界哪个地方：当你搬进去的时候把门锁给换了。

[–]HakanAzeriWales 3 指标 3 天前 
Happened to me back when I lived in Beijing in 2013.

2013年当我住在北京时，我也碰到过这种事。

Girlfriend and I were at it landlord knocks we remain silent she knocks again silence we then naturally assume there will be no further action on her part upon naturally assuming we were not in. We stare at each other in wordless horror as we hear the sound of keys and the lock clicking out of place as the door opens and she wanders in.

我和女朋友当时在屋里，房东敲了门，我们两人保持沉默没有应声，她又敲了次门，然后我们很自然地想房东她应该不会有再进一步的动作了，因为按这情形想当然她应该明白我们不在家。当我们听到钥匙旋转和门锁被打开、门被推开，她走进屋里的声音时，我们在无言的恐惧中看着彼此。

We stayed in bed utterly silent as she came in checked something in the bathroom then wandered off out. Incredible. More so for the fact it was a 36sqm studio apartment meaning we would have been entirely visible in bed with eyes shut.

我们保持不动躺在床上一声不出，而她则进卫生间查看了些东西后就出去了。这一切简直是不可思议。更重要的是，我们住的是一套36平方米的小型公寓，这就意味着即使我们闭着眼睛躺在床上（公寓里的一切）都一目了然。

[–]xiefeilaga 5 指标 3 天前 
The two of you just lay there with your eyes shut pretending not to be there? Are you toddlers?

你们俩个就闭着眼睛躺在那儿假装自己不在家吗？你俩是刚会走路的小屁孩嘛？

[–]HakanAzeriWales 4 指标 3 天前 
Not with our eyes shut just sort of lying there in a shock as she walked in picked something up then walked out. Without a word. This lasted for about 5 seconds.

没闭着眼睛，就只是躺在那儿吃惊地看着她走进屋里、捡起某物然后再走出屋去。我俩一声不吭。这种状态大约维持了5秒。

To describe this experience as bizarre would be an understatement.

用离奇来形容这场经历简直是轻描淡写。

[–]ProtonotoUnited Kingdom 1 指标 1 天前 
should've told her to get lost

你应该叫她滚开，别烦你们的！

[–]pepperNlime4to0 1 指标 1 天前 
Should have told her to lose the clothes ;)
你应该叫她把衣服脱了 ;)

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[–]Big_D_yup 4 指标 3 天前 
Put the chain on the door. I literally had this happen to me last week but the chain saved me.

给门上锁链就行了。真的上个礼拜我就遇到过这种事，但门链救了我。

[–]maosaysmiao 8 指标 3 天前 
This isn't exactly news. If you travel enough something like this is bound to happen.

这不算是新闻吧。 如果你经常旅行的话必然会发生这种事情。

[–]kulio_forever 3 指标 3 天前 
Sweet! My order did go through after all! Uniforms ftw!

真好！我的请求最后还是被接受啦！制服诱惑万岁！

[–]vilekangaree 9 指标 3 天前 
TLDR: lazy couple too lazy/stupid to hang "Do Not Disturb" sign on door like normal people throw typical hissy fit when walked in upon by hotel staff doing their job.

内容太长没看：这对夫妇懒得可以而且还蠢得在门上挂上“请勿打扰”的标牌，然后就像普通人一样，在与只是做着他们分内工作的酒店工作人员“不期而遇”时发飙而已。
（译注：TLDR=Too long didn't read）

[–]zakazaw[S] 4 指标 3 天前 
Since when is it a thing for hotel staff to come clean the rooms at 6 pm? I've stayed in hotels across the world and my room is always cleaned by middle of the afternoon if not long before.

自什么时候起酒店工作人员开始在下午6点打扫整理房间呢？ 世界各地的酒店我都住过，我的房间总是在下午中段时分之前就打扫干净了。

[–]vilekangaree 2 指标 3 天前 
"The manager of the hotel who also was not named initially refused to apologise saying the maids had been going about their usual nighttime business of turning down beds and replenishing fruit bowls.

“未透漏其姓名的酒店经理最初是拒绝道歉的，称女佣们只是在做惯例的夜间服务，帮客人开夜床和补充水果。”
（译注：开夜床——在原来的星级酒店的中，一般采用西式铺床，床上都是铺有床罩的，并且上面的毛毯都是用床单包住的。服务员将上面的床罩撤走，然后将上面的毛毯连上面一层床单打开一个大约是30度的角，以方便客人入睡。其实际操作过程中还包括简单的客房整理及物品补充。夜床服务的时间，一般从晚5：30或6点开始或按客人要求做，一般夜床服务在晚9点之前做完，因为9点以后再去敲门为客人做作床服务势必打扰客人休息。）



Generally at higher end hotels they'll come around dinner time and get your bed ready for you to climb into and provide a snack/fruit on top of whatever cleaning they did earlier.

一般来说，在高端酒店，他们会在晚餐时间来房间为你铺好床铺、掀好被角以方便你上床入睡，然后在他们早些时候做好清洁的地方放些零食/水果。

[–]zakazaw[S] 1 指标 3 天前 
You serious? That has never happened to me nor would I want that though I've only stayed in high-end hotels a few times. I mean that sounds incredibly annoying to have somebody come into your hotel room in the evening to fluff out your bed and provide a snack.

你讲真的？ 这事从没发生在我身上过，我也不想体验这种经历。虽然我只住过几次高端酒店。 我的意思是，晚上会有人进入你住的酒店房间，为你抖平整理好床铺然后再给你供些小零嘴，这听起来很是烦人讨厌。

[–]asdfasdferqv 3 指标 2 天前 
Yup I’m at the JW Marriott across town and they do this too. Usually I’m out when they come by if not just say I don’t need anything.

是的，我住在镇上的JW万豪酒店时，那里的酒店工作人员也是这么做的。 通常他们会在我出门的时候进房间打扫，如果我提前说我不需要任何东西（服务）的话，他们就不会来。

[–]carpiediem 2 指标 2 天前 
It is silly but pretty common.

这很可笑荒唐，但很常见。

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[–]vilekangaree 1 指标 2 天前 
Yeah. It's happened to me a couple of times but I was usually out of the room at the time. I think its a nice touch. They'll usually pull out the blankets in a neat manner and fold it at a 45 degree angle so you can just climb in and some of the snacks can be quite good.

是啊。 这事在我身上发生过好几次了，但我当时通常都是不在房间的。 我觉得这种服务挺好的。他们通常会很利落整洁地帮你铺平毯子，将其一角以45度的角度折叠，这样很方便你钻进被窝，而且他们提供的一些零食相当不错。

[–]zakazaw[S] 1 指标 2 天前 
Is this common worldwide or just a China thing. to be honest I wouldn't really care and would prefer they just not come in.

这是很普遍全世界都这么做呢还是只有中国这么做？ 说实话，我真的不是很在乎，我宁愿他们不进来（帮我整理打扫）。

[–]vilekangaree 1 指标 1 天前 
I've seen it in the US as well. You could put the DND sign on the door if you don't want the service.

我在美国也遇到过。 如果你不想要服务，你可以在门上挂上“请勿打扰”的标示。

（译注：DND=Do not disturb）
[–]jonnysatan 2 指标 3 天前 
There wasn't much chance on them walking in on any action during the particular 45 seconds it took.

在他们上门服务的那45秒内，没那么大几率他们就正好撞见（你在做一些）不可明说的活动。

[–]worldcap 1 指标 3 天前 
So ya' sayin privacy is a thang now??!?

所以你是说个人隐私现在算是个事了？？！？

[–]Suavecake12Taiwan 1 指标 3 天前 
Happens when I travel especially if it's a large suite. No doorbell and they knock very quietly so not to disturb the guest.

这事在我旅行的时候也发生了，特别是当我住在酒店里的一个大套房里。 他们没按门铃，会轻声敲门，所以不会打扰到客人（休息）。

Thanks goodness never been caught in my birthday suit. Most of the time the staff look scare like they might lose their job over the incident. So I spend a lot of time reassuring them that everything will be fine and not to let it happen again.

谢天谢地，他们没撞见我一丝不挂的时候。 工作人员大多数时候都一脸惊恐的神情，像是害怕自己会因为意外事件而丢掉工作。 所以我花了很多时间让他们放心，说一切都会好起来的，只要别让它（意外）再发生就行了。