男人最常对女人撒的谎是什么？ [美国媒体]

What are the common lies men tell women?

男人最常对女人撒的谎是什么？




Sandeep Rathore, studied at Masters in English Literature（攻读英语文学硕士）
My fiancee would definitely kill me if she happens to read my answer.

我未婚妻如果看到这个回答一定会杀了我的。

Here are the common lies I often tell to save my skin:

下面是一些经常帮了我大忙的谎话。

1- I have work to do. Goodnight!
Truth: I’ve to take my daily dose of Game of Thrones (Repeating again and again)

1. 我还有工作要做。晚安！
真相：我得进行我的每日刷剧，“权利的游戏”（重复重复再重复）

2- Sorry, you’re right. It was my mistake.
Truth: No, it was your mistake. I’m saying sorry to avoid an argument.

2. 对不起，你是对的。是我错了。
真相：不，是你的错。我认错只是不想吵架。

3- You are looking wonderful as always.
Truth: No, this dress looks bad on you.

3. 你看起来棒极了。
真相：不，这裙子你穿着很丑。

4- Why didn’t you call me? Me: Baby, I was w
orking.
Truth: I was so engrossed in Netflix that I forgot

4. 为什么不给我打电话？我：宝贝，我在工作。
真相：我太沉迷于Netflix（视频网站），忘了。

5- Do you remember that sweet incident? Me: oh that one!
Truth: I don’t have any clue. Say something more and maybe I will recall

5. 你记得那件甜蜜的事吗？我：哦，那件啊。
真相：我毫无头绪。快多说点好让我想起来。

6- You are talking sweeter than usual. Did you drink? Me: No baby, I always tell you when I do.
Truth: I just finished a beer.

6. 你的嘴巴比平时更甜了。你喝酒了？我：没有，宝贝，如果我喝了肯定告诉你。
真相：刚喝了罐啤酒。

Hang me for my perjury!

吊死我这个骗子吧！

Ivan Digon, been driving my Peugeot 406, 330'050 km & 311 passengers（已经开着我的标志406跑了33万多公里，拉了311个乘客）
“You can take my car’s key, I won’t worry.”

把车钥匙拿走吧，我不担心的。

We all worry when you, a woman, take our car. We all have in our mind, all the silly Youtube videos about women having trouble to drive a car[1] ; scratching here and there.

我们都会担心的，一个女人，开走了我们的车。我们脑子里想的全是Youtube上那些女人开车遇到麻烦的愚蠢视频：这儿刮一下，那儿刮一下。

We all are looking out of the window, impatiently waiting to have our car back in sight, ensuring that nothing went wrong, like in the following picture:

我们都会看着窗外，不耐烦地等着车回到我们的视线之内，确保没有出什么问题，如下图所示：

Is this worrying feeling is justified ? I don’t know, I rather say “no”. What do you think ?

这种担忧是合理的吗？我不知道，我倾向于不。你怎么想？

Himanshu Chauhan, Dated a cute girl（曾和可爱的女孩约会）
1. I' m virgin.

我是处男

2. It won't hurt,I promise.

一点也不痛，我保证。

3. You are not fat.
你不胖。

4. I like your family.

我喜欢你的家人。

5. I missed you.

我想你了

6. You're beautiful.

你真漂亮

7. You cook better than my mom.

你比我妈做得好吃

8. I love you more than my mom.

我爱你胜过我妈

9. I wasn't looking there.

我没看那儿

10. We will only watch the movie and won't do anything else.

我们就看看电影，不干别的事。

11. Okay you can talk to your male friends,I don't care.

好吧，你可以和你的男性朋友说话，我不介意的。

12. You look gorgeous in anything you wear.

你穿什么都很漂亮。

13. I love you.

我爱你

14. I have my eyes only on you.

我的眼里只有你

15. No we don't cry.

我们（男人）不哭

16. I promise.

我发誓

Swasini Sudarsan, studied at University of Toronto
1. Sky Blue suits you better than sea blue.
Men are color blind. Really, they don’t have that aura towards colors. All they know is red, blue and green.

比起海蓝色，天蓝色更适合你。
男人都是色盲。真的，他们对颜色毫无天份。他们就知道红的，蓝的和绿的。

2. My battery died. I couldn’t call you.
LOL, thanks to the ‘Mobile is switched off’ savior line.
Ratio between actual mobile getting switched off : Battery dead is 10:1.

我电池没电了。不能打给你。
呵呵，多亏了“电话已关机”这条救命线。实际上 关机：没电 的比例是10:1.

3. She is just a friend
No she is not and you know that well. Good bye!

她只是个朋友。
不，她才不仅是个朋友呢，并且你也明白的。再见！

4.  I will be home in 20 minutes.

我20分钟内就到家。

5.  It is just cold and I will be fine.

只是感冒了，我没事。

6. You are the most beautiful woman I have seen.

你是我见过的最漂亮的女性。

Varun Dhiman, Full Stack Developer at Capgemini India (2016-present)[印度Capgemini全栈开发者（2016至今）]
"I don't know why my boss suddenly required that I work on Friday nights and Saturdays... but I have to. I promise it won't last too long."

“我不知道为什么我老板突然要我周五晚上和周六加班，但我必须去。我保证不会拖很久的。”

"Why do I have two cell phones? Well, one is for friends and one is for family, close friends, and business."

“为什么我有两部电话？哦，一个用来联系朋友，另一个用来联系家人、挚友和工作。”

"Why do I spend so much time with Michelle? Baby, that is my best (female) friend. I am not having sex with her. I promise."

“为什么我老是和Michelle在一起？宝贝，那是我最好的（女性）朋友。我没和她发生关系。我发誓。”

"I know it's late, but it's Friday. I just want some company. I am not necessarily just trying to get in your pants."

“我知道晚了，但今天是周五。我只想要你陪陪我。我不是非要做那事。”

"Baby, I don't know who that woman is who keeps calling my phone. I met her at a party once, but beyond that, I've never talked with her."

“宝贝，我不知道那个总给我打电话的女人是谁。我就在一个聚会上见过她一次，除此之外，我从没和她说过话。”

"Baby, you haven't heard from me because I'm dealing with some stuff."

“宝贝，我没联系你是因为我正在处理一些事情。”

Last One is Common
"Baby, of course I'm going to marry you someday. I know we've been dating for six years, but I am going to propose to you soon."

最后这个很普通
“宝贝，我当然会和你结婚的。我知道我们在一起六年了，但我很快就会向你求婚了。”

Sean Kernan, Son of Quora（quora之子）（译注：quora是一个问答网站）
Job Titles

职称

“I'm a Sr. Sanitation Engineer.”
Janitor

“我是高级环卫工程师。”
门卫

“I'm a Beverage Distribution Officer.”
Bartender.

“我是饮料分配职员”
酒保

Why He is Busy
“I have a networking event.”
He is playing video games online.

为什么他很忙
“我有个网络项目”
他在网上玩电子游戏

Not Afraid, Definitely Not Afraid
“Want to go on that rollercoaster?”
Him: “You go ahead, hun. I have a lot of change in my pocket that might fallout.”

别怕，一定别怕
“想坐过山车吗？”
他：“你去吧。我口袋里有很多零钱，我怕掉出来。”

Dylan Olson, Physicist, realist, atheist, rationalist（唯物论者，现实主义者，无神论者，唯理论者）
Outfit advice: We have no idea about makeup or outfits. We are the worst possible people to ask. Almost everything a women wears looks good to us. We are the worst people to ask. This isn't much of a lie, it's just bias.

着装建议：我们对化妆和穿衣无感。我们是最糟糕的建议者。不管女人穿什么，我们看着都不错。别问我们。这实际算不上是个谎言，这只是偏见。

Drama with your friends: If a guy wrongs another guy, they either laugh about it or physically fight each other. That's about the extent of our friendship drama. We don't get why you freak out about stuff guys would totally ignore. We don't get it. We pretend that we do, but we don't.

女人的心机：如果一个男人和另一个男友有问题，要么笑笑就过了，要么就打一架。这就是我们男人的相处方式。我们不知道你为什么因为我们男人完全无视的事情而不爽了。我么不懂。我们只是假装懂了，但是真的不懂。

Movies: No, we didn't enjoy that romantic comedy. No man has ever enjoyed a romantic comedy. Any man that says he enjoyed a romantic comedy is LYING.

电影：不，我么不喜欢看浪漫电影。没有男人喜欢看那个。如果有谁是的话，他就是在撒谎。

Looking: Did we check out that other women? Yep. Yep we did. It doesn't mean anything, it's just that guys do that. We will deny it all day and night but we did. Try not to read into it. It doesn't mean anything.

外表：我们有看其他女人吗？是的。这不代表什么，男人就是会这样。我们会一直否认，但我们确实看了。别多想。真的不代表什么。

I'm fine: If a guy says after a breakup that's he's fine, he probably lying. Guys hurt just like girls. We just hide it better.

我很好：如果一个男生分手说他没事，他在说谎。男人和女人一样。我们只是藏得更好。

Shwetank Srivastava, studied Civil Engineering at Madan Mohan Malaviya University of Technology (2018)（在玛丹·摩罕·马拉维亚科技大学学习土木工程）
1. I’m over my ex. (It’s impossible)

我对前任已经没感情了。（这是不可能的）

2. I love you like anything. (when it comes to career and family things get changed)

我非常爱你。（当涉及到事业和家庭的时候，可能就不这样了）

3. You are my priority no.1.

你是我最爱的那个。

4. I’m sorry, I’ll not repeat it again. (It will be repeated twice or thrice a month)

对不起，我不会再提这件事了。（我每个月都会提俩到三次）

5. I don’t feel jealous. (Every guy is insecure)

我不会吃醋。（每个男人都没有安全感）

6. We guys never send the correct screenshot of our chat history, there is an archive folder.

我们男人不会把真的聊天记录给你们看的，总会藏起一些东西。

7. I can’t live without you.

没有你我不知道怎么活。

above all,
I AM DIFFERENT, I AM NOT LIKE OTHER GUYS.

还有，
我不一样，我和其他男人不同。

Charvi Kalra, Medical student,Queen of Eccentricity.（医学生，搞怪女王）
You can drive my car, I have no problem.
If I see even a fucking slight scratch,I'll rip your ribs out madame.

没问题，你可以开我的车。
哪怕我看见一点点擦痕，我都会发狂的。

You look lovely as usual
I have to say that even if you don't, otherwise I'll end up in useless fights 365 days later where you'll recall this very incident. It's better to lie.

你和平常看起来一样可爱
就算不是我也得这样说，否者，在接下来的365天里，只要你想起这件事，我们就陷入无谓的争吵之中。还是撒谎比较好。

I love women for their personality.
Haha, gotcha! Personality is a code word for her assets. I first observe the assets and then I proceed with the flirting.

我因为女人的个性而爱上她
哈哈！个性就是她各方面条件的密语。我先观察她的各种条件然后开始和她搭讪。

I'm really tired today.
I don't want to help with the household chores, hence I'll keep on giving this reason always.

我今天真的很累
我不想帮忙做家务，并且我会继续用这个借口。

I don't want to eat out today, we eat out too often.
There's an IndVsPak match today that I can't miss at any cost. You can go along with your friends.

我今天不想出去吃，我们出去吃饭太频繁了。
今天有印度对巴基斯坦的比赛，我一点儿都不想错过。
你可以和你的朋友一起去。

She is my best friend.
Who I like a lot even when I have you. It's natural for me to be attracted to other females.

她只是我最好的朋友
她是即使拥有了你，我还非常喜欢的那个人。被其他女性吸引是我的天性。