趣图：有人在我住的街区道上乱画了个“小弟弟”，点赞量最高的那条评论真是个金句啊。 [美国媒体]

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Posted byu/spdustin 9 hours ago


贴主：Hmmm not sure how I feel about this lovely pic that was spray painted in the middle of the street. I'm assuming it was last night. Any thoughts on how to get it removed?

嗯.....我不知该对这喷绘在街区道路中央的“可爱”涂鸦做何感想。我猜这应该是昨晚画上去的。谁知道该怎么把它去掉吗？

点赞最多评论：Did you try rubbing it out?

你有没试着给它撸一发（把它擦掉）？

（译注：这里的rub it out有特殊的双关含义，正常情况下一般来说是指用刷子或是用其他清洗工具摩擦地面将涂鸦去除掉，但这里的话请想象这是在摩擦神灯;)只不过出来的不是灯神罢了）

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SoulSnatcherX 44 points·6 hours ago
Read that as giraffe penis and was really confused for a min.

看成了长颈鹿的阴茎，真心困惑了一分钟。

User15962 5 points·5 hours ago
You're not the only one. The internet has done some weird things to us

你不是唯一一个看错的，互联网对我们做了一些奇怪的事情。

spdustin 2 points·1 hour ago
Oddly enough autocorrect thought that's what I meant to say when I wrote it. And I rarely write the phrase "giraffe penis".
Rarely.

奇怪的是，在我打字的时候，“自动纠正”功能以为这就是我想说的。然而我很少用“长颈鹿阴茎”这个词。真的很少。

（译注：“giraffe”长颈鹿与“graffiti”涂鸦很容易看叉眼）

pixiedust93 15 points·6 hours ago
If you want this artwork to stay put a pothole in the middle of it. The city will never touch it.

如果你想让这个艺术品留下来，在它的中间放个坑穴。 这座城市永远都不会去碰它的。

porkman384 74 points·9 hours ago
That's not gold. The text is black and the bubble is grey.

那不是“金”句，文字颜色是黑色的，对话框是灰色的。

submarinebound 5 points·5 hours ago
They painted it just to make that comment.

他们画出来就是为了发那条评论。

SibilantSounds 3 points·3 hours ago
the only correct answer to this is "Of course I tried rubbing it out but the damn thing just keeps getting bigger!"

唯一的正确答案是：“我当然有试着擦掉它，但这该死的东西只是一直在变大！”

Trugus1 2 points·4 hours ago
It was Dylan Maxwell

这是迪伦·麦克斯韦画的。

（译注：《美国囧案（American Vandal）》里的男主角，非常爱画屌......）

Eric12345 1 point·3 hours ago（你知道得好多哦~）
But there aren't any ball hairs.

但是那上面没有阴毛。

（译注：迪伦·麦克斯韦画屌的时候一定会画阴毛........）

SunZuu 2 points·9 hours ago
Solution: You need to erect your hands down in the scrubbing position and jerk that thing until it can't handle it anymore.

解决方案：你需要用双手用力“擦洗”它，抖动它直到它不能自己再也不能“动弹”。

WtfisAPseudonym 1 point·5 hours ago
Be careful of road rash.

小心道路上的皮疹。

Skip_Dixon 1 point·5 hours ago
If no one is willing to suck it off I guess I’d just try rubbing it out.

如果没人愿意用嘴“伺候”它，那我想我就只好试着用手“满足”它了。

wherethegoldat 1 point·4 hours ago
They've got big balls

它长着很大的蛋蛋。