郊区白人学校里的唯一黑人学生 [美国媒体]

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Only Black Guy in Suburban White School Starterpack:

作为郊区白人学校里唯一的黑人学生甩不掉的“新手包”：

Every sports coach expects him to be their star player.

每项体育运动的教练都期待你是他们的明星选手。

"Hey what do you think about [issue slightly related to race]?"

“嘿，你对[与种族有关的问题]的看法是？”

"You're not like most black guys."

“你不像大多数的黑人那样。”

"Can you give me a pass to say the n word?"

“我能在你面前讲N开头的那个词吗（指nigger黑鬼）？”

"Can I touch your hair?"

“我能摸你的头发吗？”

"I bet he only likes black girls."

“我打赌他只喜欢黑人女孩。”



Gets on school council so everyone starts calling him the school's version of Obama.

进到了学校理事会，然后大家都开始称你是校园版的奥巴马。

"Can you rap?"

“你会说唱不？”

Anytime someone makes a joke that involves race.

每当人们开个涉及种族问题的玩笑时.....

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FourthAge 2.2k points·4 hours ago
"He's actually really nice"

“他其实人很好欸。”

BoomChocolateLatkes 1.3k points·3 hours ago
“So well spoken too!”

“而且说话也很得体文雅！“

Mackin-N-Cheese 505 points·3 hours ago
So articulate!

表达很清楚！



markybrown 31 points·2 hours ago
Yeah white folks smell the worst when you're sweaty.
Maybe due to more sweat glands or hairier

是的，出汗时，白人闻起来是最臭的。也许是因为白人汗腺或毛发更多吧。

trulymadlybigly 33 points·1 hour ago
Actually read something once where people generalized the smell of each ethnicity and for white people it was like cheese or dairy. Am white person can confirm the base smell is nast.

事实上，我曾读到过，有人概括出了各个种族的味道，而白人闻起来就像奶酪或是奶制品。而美国白人本身味道都不好闻。

UnRenardRouge 371 points·3 hours ago
Everyone thinks you're cool but has "nothing to do with your race"

每个人都认为你很酷，但这“与你的种族毫无关系”。

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daIIastexas 1.3k points·5 hours ago
Black guy at South Dakota State University here. Can confirm. Throw in “What sport got you here?” “My best friend in 6th grade was black he’s like one of the coolest dudes I know.” “Bro that girl loves black guys she’d sleep with you easily.” “Has anyone ever told you that you look like [insert black celebrity]?” and often getting you mixed up with the only other black guy on campus that you don’t even resemble.

我是南达科他州立大学的一名黑人学生，我能证明贴主说的都是真的。再添加几点（黑人常会碰到的言论）：“什么运动让你进入这所学校的？”“我六年级时最好的朋友是个黑人，他是我知道的最酷的一个家伙。”“兄弟，那女孩喜欢黑人，你很容易就能把她搞上床的。”“有没有人说你长得像[某个黑人名人]啊？”而且总是把你和学校里的其他黑人搞混，你们明明长得根本就不像。

ThePhattestOne 1.0k points·3 hours ago
"I would have voted for Obama for a third term" - School parents

学校父母——“我原本会给奥巴马投票支持他连任三届的。”

Buck_Sackhammer 563 points·4 hours ago
How about when he starts dating one of the white girls and when he finally meets her parents she nervously coaches him on how to act and what to say and he knows exactly why.

就像当黑人和一个白人女孩约会，等他终于要去见她父母时，她紧张地指导他要怎么做怎么说，而他完全知道为什么要这样。

newguy57 300 points·3 hours ago
plot of Get Out

电影《逃出绝命镇》的剧情。
（译注：该片讲述了黑人小伙子克里斯与白人女友露丝在相处阶段时，发现了自己落入了一个邪恶的种族阴谋当中的故事）



Like a part of me understands that as a human you're curious about people who are different from you and in most cases it comes from a good and honest place but at the same time I'm not a goddamn animal at a petting zoo for your entertainment. That also conlifcts that I really really enjoy getting my hair and scalped played with.

好比，一方面我能理解，作为一个人，你是会好奇那些不同于你的人，且大多数情况下，大家都很坦率并无恶意；但是同时，我该死的又不是宠物动物园里逗你乐呵任你玩弄的动物。而这也很令我矛盾，因为我真的喜欢享受别人把玩辫弄我的头发。

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Choppin_Brokkoli 41 points·1 hour ago
As a half breed I got this constantly. "Why do you talk like you are white" tf does that even mean?

作为一名混血儿，我时常遇到这种情况。“你说话的方式怎么跟个白人似的？”你他丫的这什么意思啊？

PolarisC8 24 points·1 hour ago
Mixed race people get it the worst. My uncle is Metis so the government's fucked him his whole life. My best friend is half Filipino so he's never felt like he fit in with the Filipino or the White kids. It's like they get none of the good parts and all the bad parts.

混血儿最糟糕了。我叔叔是混血儿，所以政府把他的整个人生都搞砸了。我最好的朋友是半个菲律宾人，所以他从未觉得自己融入进菲律宾人或白人孩子之中。就好像他们只得到了这两个种族的糟粕之处。



Venom36 87 points·5 hours ago
I hate that. We’re people not animals this isn’t a petting zoo

我讨厌这一点。我们是人，并不是动物，这里也不是宠物园。

SK_RVA 13 points·2 hours ago
This is also true for guys with long hair but I always got “Can I braid your hair!?” I used to let girls do it all the time felt great.

对于留长发的男士来说也是如此，但别人总是对我说：“我能帮你编辫子吗？”我以前总会让女孩子们给我编发，感觉很棒。

Bobcatluv 188 points·3 hours ago
As a white former teacher I always felt like a jackass when I had to delve into slavery/racism based texts in class. It’s important and I would even think of skipping any of it because history repeats itself and my students all need to learn. But you could just see the “Oh God no” looks wash over the faces of the few black people in my class when we had to have the “N word” discussion before getting into Huck Finn.

作为一名前白人教师，当我在课堂上不得不深入探讨以奴隶制/种族主义为基础的课本内容时，我总觉得自己像个混蛋。这些知识很重要，我不会跳讲其中任何一个内容，因为历史会重演，而我的学生必须知道这些知识才行。但是，在深入探讨哈克·费恩（Huck Finn）之前必须要讲以“N”开头的那个词时，你完全能清楚看到“哦，上帝，别再说了”的表情在我们班少数几个黑人学生的脸上荡漾开来。
（译注：《哈克·费恩历险记》是美国作家马克·吐温的作品，描写白人男孩哈克为摆脱文明的教化离家出走，遇上为摆脱被贩卖命运出逃在外的黑人奴隶吉姆，两人结伴乘木排一路漂流所经过的种种历险与奇遇。）