调查：你最想生活在哪个中国城市？ [美国媒体]

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Poll: Given the chance to live anywhere (with equal salaries relative to living costs), which cities in China would you most like to live in?

调查：如果有机会在中国的任意一处(并且工资收入在考虑生活成本之后一样的情况下)生活，那里是你最想居住的地方？




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[–]babamcribMongolia 6 指标 16小时前
2nd tier coastal cities: Qingdao, Wenzhou, Xiamen, Zhuhai, maybe Beihai.
Unless you like the wild mountainous hinterlands, in which case somewhere in Yunnan.

二线海滨城市：青岛，温州，厦门，珠海，也许还有北海。
当然如果你喜欢住在内陆而且喜欢深山野林，那就去云南找个地方好了。

[–]holyevilcowChina 2 指标 12小时前
Please remember to include Dalian in your second tier coastal city category.
Fuck, as someone who was born and raised in Dalian, I don't know if I will actually stay there if I can have any pick in the country. I think if I have a lot of cash I would definitely stay in Beijing. If I'm poor, I might just hole up in Yunnan somewhere.

记得把大连塞到你的二线海滨城市范围里去。
干，作为土生土长的大连人，我真不知道我还有其他那个地方能住得下去。我想如果我腰缠万贯我就去帝都，如果一贫如洗我就龟在云南随便哪个地方好了。

[–]JaunxPatrol 2 指标 11小时前
Xiamen and Zhuhai have much milder climates, however.

但是厦门和珠海的气候更加暖和。

[–]Kooglemoore 2 指标 9小时前
Xiamen is a great answer.

就厦门了

[–]Mytinyyellowdick -1 指标 9小时前
Why wenzhou? It is a shithole

为啥有温州？那就是一翔坑

[–]Aan2007 -1 指标 4小时前
Qingdao is great if they had subway, did they built it finally? zhuhai is city? thought it's just suburb of macau, you could as well just answer macau without trying to hide it, it's same as speak of Shenzhen where is literally nothing except crossing the border to HK

青岛如果有地铁的话是个不错的选择，哪个城市最终开建地铁没有？珠海市个城市？我觉得那儿就是澳门的一个区，你就直说想住在澳门吧，别藏着掖着了，深圳也是一样的情况，除了靠近的是香港。

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[–]brokenladder24 5 指标 15小时前
If Guilin had Xi'an's food, then Nanjing.

桂林吧，如果西安菜的话。其次南宁

[–]GuestBobScotland 8 指标 17小时前
Lanzhou.
Fuck you.

兰州，擦。

[–]probablydurnk 4 指标 14小时前
Great noodles

拉面相当不错

[–]rockyrainy 4 指标 12小时前
With their water, you don't need to add any more flavor. 

就那里的汤，你啥调料都不用加。

[–]exceptionalaverageEuropean Union[S] 0 指标 3小时前
Bu ke qi

不客气

[–]BillyBattsShinebox 3 指标 17小时前
Qingdao or Suzhou for me I think

我会选青岛或者苏州

[–]DarkSkyKnightUnited States 3 指标 3小时前
Hong Kong because it's not China.

香港，因为那儿不是中国

[–]Smirth 6 指标 18小时前
Dongguan because everyone has 3 girlfriends and they are all cool about it.

大东莞，那儿人人有三个女朋友，这让他们很酷。

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[–]caucasianchinastrug 1 指标 17小时前
yo tim, 3gf's, and i don't really like to up one people but that's timming.
from my now sexpat lifestyle of actually having a wife. fuck that having multiple gf's if you are in your early mid 20's or early 30's and single go for it, but fuck that shit if married. adding kids pets and some fucking random rainy would be like living in a hypercube.
i would pick sz, but it blows dick because no one is a local and all speak some fucked up autistic version of mando but so close to macau and hk.
gz is cool because lots of locals. dg is border... so i like dg.
if you want to pretend you live in china but have a western lifestyle shanghai
if you are just plain stupid or have sexpat package where you live like a king beijing is the place, but unless you aren't on an expat package you are just stupid for living there.
everywhere else is tier 2 and blow ass.
then comes tier darkf, where i spent years before dg actually got a sewer system. fuck anything besides tier one. but, my life doesn't let me live it. kinder giraffs need my onsulting

嘿兄弟,3个女朋友哈。我真的不想说太多这方面的事情，但现在恰逢其会，从我这sexpat（注，sexpat就是边旅行边寻找艳遇一夜情或者嫖之类的人)一样的有了老婆之后的生活。你看你要个是二三十岁的光棍，你tmd能有好几个女朋友，但是你要是结婚了就tmd不行了，而且你还要照顾小孩宠物还有各种状况，一下子你就被栓的死死的。 选城市的话，我觉的深圳还行，那儿离深圳和珠海近，就是街上的tmd都说着sb的普通话。 广州就不一样，人人都说粤语，所以很酷。东莞处于广州和深圳的交界地带，所以我喜欢东莞。 如果你想要住在中国但是体验西方生活，选上海。 如果你是个纯sb，或者你想体验帝王的生活，选北京。但是如果你没能力实现帝王的生活，选北京就是一个sb行为。 其他的城市都是二线的翔。 当然还有黑暗城市界，我去东莞的时候，东莞还没有建成污水管道系统。除了一线城市，都不行！但我的人生却没能在发生那个一线城市里。我需要去照顾可爱的长颈鹿。

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[–]Smirth 3 指标 17小时前
I was in my 20s and talking to a hooker one time.
She asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I answered, yeah four currently.
She just shook her head, smiled and said "Men!!"
It was so adorable I had to take her home.
But now I am married so can survive long time periods without sex.

在我二十多岁的时候有一次和失足妇女聊天。她问我有女朋友么，我说有，4个。她摇摇头笑着说"男人啊"，那样子真可爱，我就把他带回家了。
但是现在我结婚了，所以很久不啪啪也没啥

[–]caucasianchinastrug 1 指标 16 小时前
But now I am married so can survive long time periods without sex.
yo tim, you still have sex? i actually used to have respect for you until this comment 

但是现在我结婚了，所以很久不啪啪也没啥
嘿哥们，你还能啪啪么？在看到上面这句话之前我真的有点崇拜你了。

[–]Smirth 4 指标 16 小时前
Twice this year man.

今年就2次吧，兄弟

[–]caucasianchinastrug 1 指标 16小时前
Sorry for personal questions but are you talking about sexpat or Chinese calender years.
No worries if too private

我问个死人问题，你聊的是关于sexpat还是中国农历？如果太私人了不回答也没关系

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[–]Smirth 4 指标 16小时前
I prefer to use Chinese years using the birthday system.
Using Chinese logic -- the first day it's already a year, even though this is patently absurd. So then you wait all year long and on the very last day it's actually correct, then the very next day it's two years, so actually it's only correct one in 365 days of the year.
So I have had sex somewhere between 2 in 365 days or 2 in one day.

我喜欢过农历生日。
按照中国的说法，虽然有点荒唐，从新年那天开始，就是今年了，然后你等一年的时间直到这一年的最后一天，今年这个说法终于对了。然后到下一天，第二年了。所以今年这个说法在365天里面就对1天。
所以我的频率在365天2啪啪和1天2啪啪之间。

[–]caucasianchinastrug 0 指标 13小时前
Sext two times in one day? That takes me back. Its like watchijg private Ryan or green mile remembering stories from ages ago

1天2啪啪？我类个去。这就像私下看到Ryan或者几年前绿野奇迹里的故事那么不可思议。

[–]Smirth 2 指标 3小时前
I knew you wouldn't believe it.
Why does this discussion have to be at the top of the thread?
You young folks go tell some stories about having le sex, yo.

我知道你可能不信这个。话说为啥我们要在这个主题下聊这些？
这些年轻人在说着啪啪的话题，哈

[–]justinchina 0 指标 3小时前
careful /u/Smirth that's how you have babies!

还是小心些吧，你Smirth有小孩子了。

[–]lollerChina 3 指标 12小时前
You can have a "Western lifestyle" in any big city. Whether or not you embrace China is up to the person.

在哪个大城市你都能过上西式的生活。你是否能拥抱中国只取决于个人的态度。

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[–]caucasianchinastrug 1 指标 12小时前
no you fucking can't and like years ago if you believe this is possible stockholm syndrome took effect

不，你肯定tmd做不到像以前那样了，你之所以觉得还行，只不过是斯德哥尔摩综合征发作。

[–]lollerChina 3 指标 11小时前
So the only city you can have a "Western lifestyle" is Shanghai?

所以只有在上海才能体会西式生活？

[–]caucasianchinastrug 1 指标 1小时前
possibly dg even though it sucks balls. beijing you can but you have to be on an expat package even bankers don't make that much over a mil to have a good life in beijing. besides that bj sucks major balls.
guangzhou is my best pick. sz filled with nongs everywhere. anywhere else you are lying to yourself you have a western lifestlye. though shekou in sz is nice as hell. i gave my reasons.... shanghai is by far the best to have a western life style

东莞吧，虽然那里也很烂。北京不是不行，但是你得足够有钱，即使银行家们也没有一丝可能在那里有个不错的生活。北京就是一坨翔。
广州是我的第一选择，深圳各种烂，除非你骗自己说你过上了"西式的生活"，但是蛇口还是很不错的，我给过原因了...
上海目前来说是最适合西式生活的地方了。

[–]TheDark1Australia 4 指标 19小时前
Qingdao

青岛

[–]exceptionalaverageEuropean Union[S] 1 指标 19小时前
Damn, I intended to make it such that multiple cities could be selected, but seems only 1 can be chosen. Meh, anyway use your vote wisely!

见鬼，我还以为能多选几个城市，结果就能选一个。选的仔细点，兄弟们。

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[–]tigertigerduckduckEuropean Union 2 指标 19小时前
Macau (good you said relative to living cost; and technically it now belongs to China) - I just dig the food there. Apparently they must still have some trade agreement with Portugal, so the wine is yummy and cheap too. And thanks to the casinos there's lots of great bars and top notch service. There's also a kickass cinema in the Galaxy. Place is also small enough to not get stuck in rush hour - you can be everywhere in 5 - 10 mins. 40 mins by ferry to HK, which is nice too. Maybe Zhuhai works too? But it really depends if you can cross to Macau using that fast lane at the border. Otherwise it would suck.

澳门（你说的考虑生活成本的前提非常好。而且技术上说现在那里是中国的)-我发掘了一下那里的美食。据说那里仍旧和葡萄牙有一些贸易协定，所以红酒很地道，而且便宜。并且托赌场的福那里有很多很棒的酒吧以及一流的服务。哪里还有很棒的天幕影院。城市不大，所以即使在高峰期也不会被堵死，你去哪里话5到10分钟都够了。从香港过去的话做渡轮40分钟。珠海也许也不错？但这取决于你是否能走快速通道过境去澳门，不然的话，呵呵。

[–]exceptionalaverageEuropean Union[S] 1 指标 18小时前
Macau is a pretty nice place yeah. Didn't include 'special administrative regions' the poll. I figured HK and Macau's inclusion would skew it a lot!

澳门很不错，不要在调查中加上特别行政区。我觉的香港和澳门的特质会让调查变味。

[–]tigertigerduckduckEuropean Union 1 指标 18小时前
yeah mayhaps. I think HK has been going downhill. It seems the expat scene isn't very good, plus even with a good salary it's super expensive. And it also has its share of pollution these days. I love HK but I'm not sure if I'd want to live there. Then again, many people still prefer it to Singapore - apparently that place really sucks. I think expensive and boring is the consensus. But it's not really Chinese anyway.

可能吧。我觉的香港在走下坡路了，他的移民情况不是很好，还有超级贵的生活成本，虽然薪水也还不错。同时最近还有污染。我喜欢香港，但是我不确定是否愿意住在哪里。同样的，许多人仍旧喜欢香港多过新家坡--据说那里真的很烂。我想那里又贵又无聊是原因吧。但那不能作为典型的中国生活。

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[–]exceptionalaverageEuropean Union[S] 0 指标 18小时前
yeah mayhaps. I think HK has been going downhill.
Definitely a worse political climate and increased mainlandisation...but still better than mainland!
It seems the expat scene isn't very good,
Elaborate!
plus even with a good salary it's super expensive.

可能吧。我觉的香港在走下坡路了
的确那里现在政治气候很差，大陆人越来越多。。。但是还是比大陆强！
他的移民情况不是很好
请详细说明！
还有超级贵的生活成本，虽然薪水也还不错

It can be outrageously expensive if you live an expat bubble life, but pretty damn reasonable if you're smart about it.
And it also has its share of pollution these days.
True, but can vary by area. Some districts (mong kok/ causeway bay) are far worse than others. Anyway, I'd take HK pollution levels over BJ/SH pollution levels any day!
I love HK but I'm not sure if I'd want to live there. Then again, many people still prefer it to Singapore - apparently that place really sucks. I think expensive and boring is the consensus. But it's not really Chinese anyway.
Yes, SG is perhaps more expensive, and I know for a fact my salary would be lower there. It's a bit sterile, and probably better for older expats. Actually still wouldn't mind living there.

的确很贵，如果你想过土豪的生活。但是你会过一点的话，生活成本还是可以接受的。
同时最近还有污染
的确有，但是分地方。有些区域（旺角/铜锣湾）比其他地方严重得多，总而言之，我认为香港的污染比北京/上海的污染程度要严重
我喜欢香港，但是我不确定是否愿意住在哪里。同样的，许多人仍旧喜欢香港多过新家坡--据说那里真的很烂。我想那里又贵又无聊是原因吧。但那不能作为典型的中国生活
是的，新家坡更贵，而且我知道如果去那里我的薪水会更低。那里有一些贫瘠，可能更适合老年人移民，总而言之我不想居住在那里。