reddit网友:我有次在昆明头部受了伤,去的是当地的一家小医院。他们那里有个割包皮的广告,上面讲了割包皮的益处,还放了手术前后不打码的“小弟弟”照片。让我说这实在是什么玩意....
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Ifkl United States 77 points·2 days ago
The really interesting part here is that the quote bubble appears to be coming from his dick.
Circumcision: It's what dicks want.
这个广告最有意思的是,人物语言框是从他小弟弟的位置说出来的。
割包皮:这就是”小弟弟“想要的。
omkmg United States 29 points·2 days ago
I once got a head injury in Kunming and went to a small hospital over there. They had uncensored before and after circumcision pics with a whole ad about the benefits. Pretty wtf if you ask me
我有次在昆明头部受了伤,去的是当地的一家小医院。他们那里有个割包皮的广告,上面讲了割包皮的益处,还放了手术前后不打码的“小弟弟”照片。让我说这实在是什么玩意....
ArcboundChampion 32 points·2 days ago
Thing is current research doesn’t support that there are any significant benefits to getting circumcised.
情况是,目前的研究表明,割了包皮并没有什么明显的好处。
ArcboundChampion 3 points·1 day ago
Right that’s my understanding too. That benefit basically evaporates once you teach the kid proper cleaning habits and safe sex practices.
对的,我也是这么理解的。你只要教会孩子养成正确的清洗习惯和安全的性行为,割包皮那点益处就不存在了。
However as others have pointed out there’s apparently a massive reduction in the contraction of STDs in developing countries when boys are circumcised which is cool.
然而,正如其他人所指出的那样,在发展中国家中,当男孩们接受了割礼后,性病的传播明显大幅减少了,这挺酷的。
Titanruss 1 point·21 hours ago
and circumcised dudes are likely to get more blowjobs... because of the cleanliness isnt something you can just do all day.
但割了包皮的哥们更可能被别人“吹箫”... 因为你不可能一整天都在清洗吧。
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Lykahen 7 points·1 day ago
...but there is a benefit for the hospital they make money.
(same goes for C-section in China)
.....但对医院来说这有个好处那就是他们可以赚钱。(中国的剖腹产也一样)
maybemba131 17 points·2 days ago
CDC says circumcision reduces chances of catching an STD
Having worked in Africa on HIV prevention I can tell you this is not true. In fact if you overlay maps of circumcision rates and HIV infection rates on the continent the correlation is uncanny.
疾病防控中心表示,包皮环切能降低感染性病的几率。在非洲从事艾滋病预防工作的我可以告诉你这不是真的。如果你看看地图,割礼覆盖率区域和艾滋病感染率区域是高度相关的。
ArcboundChampion 1 point·2 days ago
Interesting read. Thanks!
有趣的文章,谢谢!
Koalahugging 2 points·1 day ago
Thanks it's indeed obvious to anyone and not just talking about STD. Look at where countries from Chad to Afghanistan stand on a global rating on and you'll see how such superstitions are just a part of bad health care combined with ignorance.
谢谢,这对任何人来说确实很明显,而不仅仅是谈论性病。看看从乍得到阿富汗的国家在全球评级排名中的位置,你就能看到这些迷信只是不良医疗保健和无知相结合的一部分。
jiaxingseng China 2 points·2 days ago
There is a lot of evidence for benefits if you live in a society without modern medicine or health care
有很多证据表明如果你生活在没有现代医疗保健的社会能有很多益处。
WaSupMeinNegir 22 points·2 days ago
The second is 50%off!
第二个人打五折!
PALillie 41 points·2 days ago
Is that a real ad or is it Photoshopped?
那是一个真实的广告还是PS过的?
audexi 29 points·2 days ago
definitely real i can promise
我保证绝对是真的。
eoinnll 16 points·2 days ago
It's 100% legit. This sort of advertising is not even uncommon. My wife had a good laugh at it!
这100%是合法的。这种广告甚至并不罕见。这广告让我妻子笑得可开心了!
PALillie 12 points·2 days ago
Why would you go for a circumcision with two of your pals though?! Lol
你为什么要和你两个哥们一起做割礼?笑死我了。
awildleeroy 19 points·2 days ago
You get tatted together whats wrong with getting circumcised together?
/s
你们能一起纹身,一起做割礼有什么问题吗?
cariusQ United States 39 points·2 days ago
At least it’s not an abortion ad.
至少它不是堕胎广告。
renegadeheartache 12 points·2 days ago
Yeah I mean that's what me and my squad do when we have free time during the summer :)
对,我和我哥们夏天有空时就去做这个:)
moribund112 11 points·1 day ago
My hometown. Wtf Kunming? I remember 九州医院had an ad about abortion like ten years ago or more. The patient was laying on the hospital bed and asked the nurse 开始了吗?and the nurse said 已经结束了.
竟然是我家乡的。昆明你这是搞什么啊?我记得大概10年前或者更早的时候,九州医院有个关于堕胎的广告。广告里,一个病人躺在病床上,问护士“开始了吗?”然后护士回说“已经结束了。”
已经结束了 became my catchphrase for a long time after that. Still wtf? Abortion isn’t painless and this guy should beat his friend into the ground. The next part of the ad should be那谁先开刀呢?
那之后很长一段时间“已经结束了”就成了我的口头禅。然而,这是什么鬼?割包皮手术并不是无痛的,这个人应该把他朋友揍扁到地上去。广告的下一部分应该是“那谁先开刀呢?”
mr-wiener Australia 3 points·2 days ago
Wouldn't you need parental permission for this?
这个难道不需要父母同意么?
travelwithtbone 6 points·2 days ago
It’s only fun if we get our other friend.
只有我们能找到一个朋友一起,这才会有趣。
infinity42 3 points·1 day ago
There are ads like these everywhere like pollution. I mean not exactly curcumcising but andrology infertility abortion etc. The reason behind is that this type of surgery is not included in the Chinese medical issurance for every citizen. Private hospitals can establish price more freely and make profit out of this type of business.
这样的广告就像污染一样,到处都是。我不是指割包皮,而是说像男科、不孕不育、流产等这样的广告。背后的原因是,并不是所有的中国居民的医疗保险中都包括这样的手术。私人医院能更随意定价,而且像做生意一样从中牟利。
nikatnight United States 7 points·2 days ago
Well shit at least it's an option. Babies don't get to choose.
哼,至少这还能选。婴儿可没有选择的余地。
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HotNatured United States 22 points·2 days ago
I think some people have had their foreskin chopped off so they're pretty committed to the pro side whereas others still have intact weewees so they're firmly in the opposite camp. Most people don't want to think that their weewee is the wrong sort of weewee.
As for legitimate arguments in favor of the practice: as far as I can tell they've mostly been made obsolescenct by modern medicinal and sanitary norms.
我想,这是因为有些人是切了包皮的,所以他们更倾向于割包皮有好处的这边;而那些包皮还完整的人则坚定站在与之相对的阵营。大多数人不想承认自己的小弟弟是不正常的小弟弟。
至于赞成这一做法的合法论点:就我所知,它们大多被现代医疗卫生规范所淘汰。
FileError214 6 points·1 day ago
“Weewee”?!
Fucking grow up man. The proper medical term is “dingdong.”
“小弟弟(Weewee)”?!
哥们,成熟点。正确的医学术语是“丁丁(dingdong)”。
krang123 1 point·2 days ago
[Is it really a big debate? Pros and cons I don't really care though]
Yeah. The debate doesn't really revolve around the pros and cons though it's mostly about whether parents have the right to cut a part of their kid's dick off when the kid is too young to consent. A lot of people think it should be an individual's choice what their own dick looks like.
[真的有出现要不要给孩子割包皮的争辩吗?虽然我不是很在意这种手术有什么好处坏处就是了。]
是啊。这场辩论并不是围绕着利弊这两方面进行的,而主要是在讨论父母是否有权在孩子太小还不能自己做主的情况下切掉孩子的包皮。很多人认为这应该是个人的选择,他们自个儿决定要自己的小弟弟长什么样。
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