“中国的安全套太小了，”津巴布韦卫生部长说，“一种尺寸没法匹配所有人” [俄罗斯媒体]

Published time: 1 Mar, 2018 14:45
Edited time: 2 Mar, 2018 08:19

发布时间：2018年3月1日
编辑时间：2018年3月2日



Zimbabwe's minister for health has called on the county’s manufacturers to start producing condoms after claiming Chinese imports are too small for the local population.


津巴布韦卫生部长声称，中国进口的安全套对津巴布韦人来说太小了，他号召国内的生产商开始生产安全套。

Health Minister David Parirenyatwa made the comments last week at an awareness event in the capital Harare, accordingto local media. Despite having one of the highest rates of HIV/AIDS infection in the world, most of the condoms in Zimbabwe are imported from China.  

根据当地媒体报道，卫生部长大卫·帕瑞仁雅塔瓦，在上周，首都哈拉雷的一次宣传活动上，他发表了上述言论。尽管津巴布韦的艾滋病毒携带率和艾滋病感染率，是世界上最高的国家之一，但津巴布韦的安全套，却大多数都是从中国进口的。

According to Parirenyatwa, the imported prophylactics are not fit for the task. “Youths now have a particular condom that they like, but we don’t manufacture them,” the minister said. “We import condoms from China and some men complain they are too small.”

据部长的说法，进口的避孕用具难以胜任工作。他说：“现在的年轻人喜欢用特别的安全套，但我们国家不生产。我们是从中国进口安全套，但有些男人抱怨安全套太小了。”

The politician challenged local companies to start manufacturing indigenous condoms instead of relying on Chinese imports. “You need to be able to have your own condoms,” Parirenyatwa said. “If you want to be a big businessman, then manufacture them for the region.”

这个政治家要求当地的公司，开始生产本国的安全套，而不是依赖从中国进口。部长说：“你们需要有自己生产的安全套。如果你们想成为大商人的话，就为津巴布韦生产安全套吧！”

In response, one Chinese condom manufacturer announced that it is planning to produce condoms of different sizes to satisfy demand. Speaking to the South China Morning Post, Zhao Chuan, chief executive of condom manufacturer Beijing Daxiang, said the company has “the ability and the obligation” to provide condoms of an appropriate size. “We have started to do some surveys on users’ data in the region to make preparations for future products,” he said.

作为回应，一家中国安全套生产商宣布，他们计划生产不同尺寸的安全套来满足需求。安全套生产商北京大象的CEO赵川，对南华早报说，“公司有能力有义务为客户提供尺寸合适的安全套，我们已经开始展开当地用户数据的调查了，这将为未来的产品生产做好准备。”

Zimbabwe has some of the worst rates of HIV/AIDS infection among countries in sub-Saharan Africa, with an estimated 13.5 percent of adults in the country infected with HIV. Condoms are a crucial factor in stopping the spread of infection. The country is one of the top five importers of the contraceptive in the world. According to UNAIDS, the number of new HIV infections has almost halved and AIDS-related deaths decreased by 45% since 2010.

在撒哈拉以南非洲国家中，津巴布韦的艾滋病毒携带率和艾滋病感染率是最糟糕的，津巴布韦的成年人中有13.5%的人感染了艾滋病毒，安全套是阻止艾滋病蔓延的决定性因素。津巴布韦也是世界上避孕工具的五大进口国之一。根据联合国艾滋病规划署的数据，自2010年以来，新感染艾滋病毒的人数减少了一半，因艾滋病死亡的人数也下降了45%。



Dodger
Who said you can’t have three legs ;)

谁说你不能有第三条腿的，嘻嘻

Not better
Frankly, if you need something that's hung like a horse, why not just have a horse?

坦白说，如果你需要马那么大的东西，为什么不去找匹马呢？

Huh
Now i know why i see alot of tourists in zimbabwe. :)

现在我知道了，为什么我在津巴布韦会看到那么多的游客了，哈哈

Flaneury
Will they also want their own IQ tests?

他们想要做下智商测试吗？

Man
Come,n man talk about something that they have,not they don't.

别闹，人家谈论的是他们有的东西，别扯他们没有的东西。

Comin
The have a big nice one you have not

他们有个又大又好的东西，而你没有

Ovay
Common knowledge that they require larger Condoms because their members are swolen from a magnitude of venereal diseases

他们需要更大的安全套，这是常识啊，那里性病肆虐，他们很多人下体都肿起来了

Eddie diggle
I never wear condoms, they irritate my open sores

我从不戴安全套，它们会让我生溃疡

Size
Jumbo sized pr...ks, pea-sized brains.

巨型大小的那里，豌豆大小的大脑

So
Not surprising that they'll need bigger ones. I already stated that there seems to be a clear correlation between big ones and mental re-tardation. The smaller the member the more intelligent the men seem(look toward Asia) the larger they are, the more i-diotic the men are(Look toward Africa). So given that it's Zimbabwe we're talking about ...

毫不奇怪，他们需要更大的安全套。我早就说过了，那里大和智力之间，似乎存在着明显的关联。那里越小，男人看起来越聪明，参考亚洲；那里越大，男人看起来就越傻，参考非洲。鉴于我们正在谈论的是津巴布韦，额……

Black beauty
Most important factor we give your women a good time, and you shrivel up and. Turn gay

楼上，最重要的是，良辰吉时，送美人相伴，而你却萎了，变成基佬了吧

Nick
Arabs use donkeys , that's in tradition.

阿拉伯人用的是驴，那是传统

Pgbin
Hmmm, those condoms should be big enough for ANYONE !!

嗯，这些安全套应该做得大一点，适合任何人！

Someone
They cause injury when they are to small.

当安全套太小的时候，会引发疾病，造成伤害

Dbrain
You’re not supposed to put them on your head

这玩意又不是拿来套头的

Yuri
This one size fits all approach is so wrong.

一种尺寸配所有尺寸，本来就是错的。

Sparky
The Asian love needle......

亚洲人喜欢针般大小的……

Wendy932
Soy supplies the Chinese men with estrogen and that, my friends, results in the feminization of males due to hormone imbalance. Weak men pose no threat.

我的朋友们，大豆在给中国的男人提供雌激素，由于荷尔蒙的失衡，他们正变得女性化。弱小的男人构不成威胁的。

Allahu
This is the funniest news I have heard for a long time!

这么长时间以来，这是最搞笑的新闻了！

Simon
Please make sure you don’t suffocate wearing one

请确保你戴上后，不会窒息而亡

Brestsbh
hope their chinese condoms are made better than their <long list of products that seem to always break>

希望中国产的安全套，比他们自己生产的“老是坏”系列产品要好。

Lol
It will just fall off me, so wont work jajajaja

大的老是掉啊，不顶用啊，哈哈

Vespasian
Long machete LoL!!!

长长的弯刀，哈哈！！

Holdup
I swear I saw three masked men at the bank

我发誓，我在银行看到三个拿这当头套戴的男人（抢劫犯）

Thorsta
"Soviet soldiers need condoms in the war effort," said Stalin.
"How big?" asked Roosevelt.
"Twelve inches" said Stalin
"Okay, Texas medium," said Roosevelt.
Never thought this one would be realized in real politics, as news has it from Zimbabwe.

斯大林说：“苏联士兵在战争中需要安全套。”
罗斯福问：“需要多大的？”
斯大林说：“12英寸（30厘米）”
罗斯福说：“好的，德州人的标准”
段子千万不要信以为真啊，这是看了津巴布韦新闻萌生的灵感。

Kongque1
They are not just too small for Zimbabweans, same as the Japanese condoms, they are also way too small for normal males.

中国的安全套，跟日本的差不多，不仅对津巴布韦人来说太小了，对正常男人来说也都太小了。

Hausa
they should have known this.. this is Afirka !

中国人应该知道这个的……这可是非洲啊！

Yuri ivannovich
Zimbabweans could train them to be a third arm if they practiced.

如果津巴布韦人练习的话，他们可以把它们练成第三条手臂

Sparky
Come on you are just jealous.....LOL

别这样，你是嫉妒人家了……哈哈