两名试图刺杀金正恩的杀手在中国边境被逮捕 [英国媒体]

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Hitmen who were planning to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un have been detained, according to reports.

据报道，意图刺杀朝鲜领导人金正恩的杀手已被拘留。

At least two people - one of whom is believed to be a North Korean defector, and at least one Chinese national -  were arrested near Tumen River at the border with China, it is claimed.

据称杀手至少两人，一名确信为朝鲜叛逃者（脱北者），另至少一名为中国公民，这两人都在中国边境的图们江被捕。

The suspects were allegedly planning to kill the dictator in Hoeryong in North Hamgyong Province, it has been reported.

报道称，犯罪嫌疑人涉嫌在咸镜北道会宁市策划杀死独裁者。

An unnamed source in North Korea told Asia Press said he heard the 'terrorists' had not crossed the river from China.

一位不愿透漏姓名的朝鲜消息人士告诉亚洲新闻社，他听说恐怖分子没从中国越过图们江。

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North Korean guards went to China to arrest them and the suspects were taken to the State Security Department, the source claimed. The guards were reportedly given rewards for their work.

是朝鲜卫兵跑到中国逮捕了他们，目前嫌疑人已被带回至国家安全部门。据称这些卫兵由于出色完成任务而获得了奖励。

However, the founder of Asia Press said the story was probably just a rumour spread by the state to to garner support for the Korean Workers' Party before the 7th Congress.

然而，亚洲新闻社的创始人却说整件事可能只是朝鲜散播的谣言，目的是在第七次全国代表大会（七大）召开之前增加朝鲜劳动党的支持率。

The 7th Congress of North Korea's Workers' Party in early May will be the first in 36 years and the first under leader Kim Jong Un.  

五月初即将召开的朝鲜劳动党七大继1980年六大之后时隔36年再次召开，也是金正恩继任领导人以来首次召开的党代会。

He is expected to announce major policy directives and personnel changes.

他将宣布重大政策指令和人事变动。


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expat welshman
Run sycophants, fat boy will have to shoot somebody now.

马屁精们快跑！现在胖男孩将不得不开枪射人了。

Wasp
Anyone know anything about the headline 'news'?

有人知道关于这头条的内幕吗？

figaro0314
James Franco and Seth Rogan are finally there? Seriously, if you think about it, their movie was spot on.

詹姆斯弗兰科和罗根赛斯最终在那吗？我是认真的，你想想看，他们的电影准确无误啊。

jayguy508
If anyone wants a giggle google "Kim Jung Un looking at things"

如果你要搜索“傻笑”，谷歌会弹出来“金正恩视察工作”（的图片）。

Stair
So two probably innocent men now face a slow agonising death to garner support for the fat one. How long till the EU resorts to such methods?

所以这两个八成无辜的家伙为了使那胖子获得更多支持而面临漫长而痛苦的死亡？还要多久欧盟也将采用这种方法？

Move Along Cat Dong
Why send agents in for wetwork when cigarettes and Oreos would do it?

当香烟和奥利奥可以害死他时为什么还要派人去做这件事呢？

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Welshlady
Why is it that so called dictators, gadaffi and Husain were taken out and this guy lives? Oh, I forgot, no oil in North Korea

为什么被称为独裁者的卡扎菲和侯赛因都被除掉了而这家伙还活着？哦，我忘了，朝鲜没有石油。

mwcreed
Don't worry, judging by his girth, he's killing himself fast enough.

别担心，从他的腰围来看，他很快就要杀死自己了。

Welshlady
More propoganda

又多了个宣传。

j2c
Ah well. If at first you don't succeed someone else will try try again until dough boy is gone. Maybe the people may have a choice one day and join the rest of the world

很好。如果一开始你没有成功，别人会再试一次，直到生面团男孩消失。也许有一天朝鲜人民能够有选择去加入到世界的其他部分。

Amurphy85
Poison the Swiss cheese.

在瑞士奶酪上投毒。

Hurricane123
And NK knew that they were assassins because? Just trying to scare off future assassins I guess. I assume they have received a lot of threats lately. A bevy of beautiful girls with rich assets and big luggage of his favourite food would have better luck getting in.

朝鲜怎么知道他们是刺客？？我猜这只是想吓跑将来的刺客吧。我想他们最近受到了很多威胁。用一群白富美拎着一大袋他最喜欢的零食可增加暗杀成功的概率。

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Kaytow
So these two guys got caught near the border then told the guards they wanted to go in to kill the president. Really?!!!!!!

所以这两个家伙在边境附近被抓，然后告诉卫兵他们想去刺杀最高领导人。真的吗？！！！

perryorchard
It is amazing that he hasn't been taken out, though, isn't it?

他还好好地活着，这真是太不可思议了，不是吗？

jedi-nz
If you took a shot at him he'd be pretty hard to miss

如果你向他开枪，他会很难躲避的。

Jedi Dan
I wish they had been successful. But you never know, a cruise missile could 'accidentally' land on Kim Jong's head one day. I mean North Korea do loads of missile tests, i wouldn't think it would take any sort of investigation. Accidents happen. 

我倒希望他们暗杀成功了。但你永远不知道，哪天会有枚巡航导弹“意外”地落在金正恩的脑袋上。我是说朝鲜做了大量的导弹测试，我认为这些测试不会进行任何调查。事故经常发生。

Parade
Wish that this were true. He's paranoid and c r a z y.

希望这是真的。他是个偏执狂和疯子。

okeydokey2
Watch out for all that traffic on that bridge!

当心那座桥上的所有交通！

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okeydokey2
"If at first you don't succeed,.........."

“如果一开始你没有成功……”

Boondocker
It's just a big sympathy ploy from Fat Boy so the people will gather around and support him.

这只是胖男孩招人同情的伎俩，这样人们才会聚集起来支持他。

Welfare Comedian
Did he gain weight? Just because your are a despot you shouldn't stop taking care of yourself.

他体重增加了吗？只因你是一个暴君，你就不应该停止照顾自己。

WhataWonderfulWorld
You could probably fire a rifle from just about anywhere on the planet and still hit Kim Jong Fool. Maybe not from behind Mt Everest.
 
你用一把来福枪从地球上的任何地方开火，都有可能打中金正蠢。哦不，也许从喜马拉雅山后面不行。

Welshlady -> WhataWonderfulWorld
Your comment made me laugh, love the humour

楼上，你的评论让我笑了，喜欢你的幽默。

jayguy508 -> WhataWonderfulWorld
Our supreme leader and overlord of the world Kim Jung Un will be informed about your treacherous words.

我们的最高领袖和世界霸主金正恩会听到你们这些大逆不道之言的。

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jonny al canuck
The one time you really wish a border patrolman would turn a blind eye .

这次你真的会希望边境的巡警瞎了眼。

CeciliaK
This story has more holes than Swiss cheese. How did the North Korean guards assert arresting authority in China is they had not crossed the border?

故事的漏洞比瑞士奶酪上的洞洞还多。如果他们没有越境，北韩的警卫如何行使逮捕权？

EyesWIDEOpen
Who has the right to decide that a Sovereign Leader of an Independent Country should be assassinated & tthat it is OK to applaud this? The attempt of the demise of Assad, deaths of Bin Laden, Gadaffi etc. Shame on you all. This negative propa ganda is like a cancer & you celebrate it? If they were not constantly cruelly threatened by u s & sanctioned for food & supplies you would not be aware they existed. Think & Open your Eyes or it could be you next!

谁有权决定一个独立国家的最高统治者可以被暗杀，而且这种事居然还能赢得喝彩？试图干掉阿萨德，把本拉登、卡扎菲除掉等等。你们这帮人太不要脸了！负面宣传像肿瘤一样，而你们居然为此庆祝？如果他们不是一直被我们残忍地威胁，对食品和其他供给进行禁运的话，我们压根不会发现他们的存在。好好想想，睁大你的眼睛，不然你就轮到下一个！

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crystal68 -> EyesWIDEOpen
Nice little rant, shame it didn't make much sense. UK governments don't go around bunping off its citizens.

不错的小咆哮，遗憾的是你说的没有太大意义。英国政府是不会杀掉他的国民的。

The Chinster
They should have disguised themselves as pizza delivery men. They'd have got in no problem then.

他们应该将自己伪装成送比萨的人。那么他们就不会有什么问题了。

scouse6
Another team on the way!!!! 

另一队人正在路上。

Jimbo
Judging by the size of him of won't be too long before he explodes. 

从他的身材来判断，他很快会爆炸的。

MelancholySummer
Too bad they failed, I'd love to see this fat little muppet get his comeuppance

真不爽，他们未成功，我想看到这个胖胖的小木偶得到他应有的惩罚。

bog off
What were they doing? Walking around with bazookas strapped to their backs?

他们在干什么？背上背着火箭筒到处瞎逛？

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JD
Arrested at the border? I guess they sent the B team.

在边界被捕？ 我猜他们送B队进入了。

King Richard
I've said on here before the Chinese will tire of him and he'll have an 'accident' one day.

我在这之前说过中国总有一天会对他厌烦，然后“意外”突然降临他的头上。

emperorsclothes
Harrrow!

真让人苦恼！（？请检查，这个真不会翻？囧）

thomas20111
If such an attempt was successful then the world would be in mayhem as NK would retaliate. Yes a suicide mission but just think of the damage they would cause that would have long lasting effects.

如果这样的暗杀成功了，那么当北朝鲜报复的时候，世界将要乱套。这确实只是个自杀任务，但是要想想他们所能造成的破坏还是会有长期影响的。

Brigadier Mustard
I thought the yanks had satellite technology that could drop a missile down a chimney pot? Surely they can track fat boy? 

我以为美国人拥有卫星技术可以从烟囱中扔下一颗导弹（炸死他）？他们确实可以追踪到金胖子不？

simplysaid
Better luck next time!

下次幸运点！

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Jack Speirsey
They prob will torture hitman, RIP Hitman. World will be better without fat Kim Jong-un

他们很可能会对杀手严刑拷打，撕了杀手。世界没有金正恩会更好。

ZanyZara
Good! Leave the guy alone - tough job running a country

好！不要再去找他麻烦了，治理一个国家是很难的。

hysnikapo
So the Chinese would a) attempts to kill their old chum Kim III and precipitate a regional crisis that could spiral out of control and b) send them (with a defector) across the river to do it. Yep, sounds legit to me. 

中国有两个选择，一是杀死金正恩从而造成失控的地区危机，二是派杀手去暗杀。听起来还挺合理的。

barrowlils
I watched "The Interview" last night, funniest film I've seen in a long time.

昨晚看了The Interview，很久没看过这么好玩的电影了。

Dresden67 -> barrowlils
they hate us cuz they ain't us

他们讨厌我们因为他们不是我们。

frizz whisperer
Ooh, Popcorn tasting iodine tablets. Yum Yum.

uuu，爆米花味碘片；好吃

listen here
Who cares.......... Look after Tata steelworkers......... Unless you are being paid by Isis. 

谁在乎.....照顾好塔塔钢铁工人......除非isis付你钱。

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Mad Dog
Just a shame that they were caught.

他们被抓了，太遗憾了。

Andrew.C -> Mad Dog
wow...obviously two fat koreans red arrowed you for some (slightly disturbing ) reason

哇哦......很明显是两个肥胖的朝鲜人出于某些原因踩了你。

BellaBellaBing
Amateurs or disgruntled peasants, he may convince his people he is able to thwart credible assassination attempts but I doubt he'll know anything about it when it is sanctioned

两人是业余人士或者不满的农民，金胖子向人民证明了他可以挫败任何可信的刺杀尝试，但是我认为他并没有这能力。

Kevin
What a shame , that could have been this weeks top story . Never mind we will just have to wait to see who has won big money on the lottery  then !

真遗憾，那本可以成为这周的头条故事。不要紧，我们只要等着看谁会从彩票里获得大奖。

Captain Blighty
The best way would be to poison the food. Because it doesn't look like anyone else in that country gets anything to eat

最好的方法是在食物里下毒。因为那个国家的人民好像都没东西可吃。