这是你和伴侣的日常吗？不然是...？ [英国媒体]

Does thispainting sum up YOUR marriage? Sydney artist's intimate portrait of him and hiswife half-naked in the bathroom is shared almost ONE MILLION times

这张画作能总结你的婚姻吗？悉尼艺术家描绘他和半裸妻子的私密画作已经被分享百万次。



In late May, Alix Needham, from Sydney,shared a painting on Imgur that her husband had paintedfor her.

五月底，来自悉尼的Alix Needham在Imgur上分享了一张画作，这是她丈夫为她画的。



The raw painting showed Mrs Needhamhalf-naked and brushing her teeth in the bathroom with her husband,James Needham, sitting on the toilet next to her.

这张素描展示的是卫生间里Needham女士半裸刷牙而他的丈夫坐在她旁边的马桶上。



'I ask my husband if he realises he hasnever actually painted us both in the same painting...  So he paints thismasterpiece!' she wrote.

“我问我丈夫他是否意识到他从没将我们二人画进同一张画作中。。。于是他就画了这张杰作！”她写道。










Mactrickle, Adelaide, Australia, momentsago
definitely not like my marriage... we havea lot more class than this. But she has a grea behind!

我的婚姻绝对不是这样的。我们比这优雅多了。但是她的屁股很好看！

Amyy85, Glasgow, United Kingdom, 7 minutesago
No, because we don't poo while the other isin the same room!!

不，我们可不会当着他人的面拉便便！！

Bill from Bucks, High Wycombe, 7 minutesago
If this is modern Australian living youAussies can keep it. It's not the way I wish to live.

如果这就是澳洲的现代生活图景，那么他们还是自己留着吧。那可不是我想要的生活方式。

Caroleena1982, Scarborough, Australia, 9minutes ago
Nope, my H2B has never done his businessinfront of me! And he won't in future!!!

不，我丈夫从来不会在我面前这么做！以后也不会！！！

Jeanne, North Weald, United Kingdom, 11minutes ago
Horrible.

可怕。

ZIDZNOT, Telford, United Kingdom, 14 minutesago
This has the making of a classic.....!

一个经典就这么产生了。。。。！

Starkat, Sydney, Australia, 16 minutes ago
Yuk! I'd never be in the bathroom while mypartner was having his bowels opened!

我伴侣在卫生间里便便的时候我是不会进去的！

Ming the Merciless, Planet WithUnmentionable Name, United Kingdom, 16 minutes ago
What sort of idiot uses a hair dryer in thebathroom?

什么样的白痴才会在卫生间里使用电风吹吖？

foreveryoung25, London, United Kingdom, 7minutes ago
I do

我会。

Brisingamen, London, United Kingdom, 17minutes ago
Horrible, horrible, horrible. And she looksas if she's wearing swimming goggles while brushing her teeth. Well, I've seenrecommendations to wear them while peeling onions to stop your eyes fromwatering - maybe they are similarly efficacious when someone is creating eyewatering smells while on the loo...!!

可怕，太可怕了。她好像还戴着泳镜刷牙。在剥洋葱时倒是可以戴上以防掉眼泪。或许某人的便便味道足以让人掉眼泪，所以戴上泳镜具有类似的作用。

Keeping_Tabs_Op_Jou, Birmingham, UnitedKingdom, 23 minutes ago
Who brushes their teeth and tongue, whilethe toilet stinks?

谁会在那么臭的环境下刷牙和舌头吖？

Kahn1, West Midlands, United Kingdom, 33minutes ago
disgusting! - some things need to beprivate

恶心！有些事情还是要隐私点好。

enemde, corby, United Kingdom, 35 minutesago
DANGER......hair dryer in the bathroom !?

卫生间里放电风吹，太危险了。

DeadFred, Leeds, United Kingdom, 37 minutesago
Do people actually do this?

还真有人这么做了？

BettyBanana, Manc, United Kingdom, 41minutes ago
While I personally hate been in thebathroom while my partner has a poo both him and the cat are constantlyinterrupting mine. Many a time he comes in to brush his teeth and the cat issat on my knee.

我伴侣上卫生间时我是不喜欢进去的，可是我上卫生间时我伴侣和猫总是喜欢进来。好多次他进来刷牙，而猫就坐在我的膝盖上。

ashley13, romford, United Kingdom, 49minutes ago
I am not going t take a dump in front ofanyone.

我可不会在任何人面前上大号。

Nelly47, Cardiff, United Kingdom, 1 hourago
A bit dangerous having a hairdryer in thebathroom..

把吹风机放在浴室里有点危险吖。。

Lagerrtha, British Citizen, United Kingdom,1 hour ago
This is disgusting! I've been a in longterm relationship and this is one thing we always agreed we will never do infront of each other. Like we have also agreed not to tell each other "thenumber" you know how many people we slept with before we met. Some thingsshould be left unsaid! Prove is in the pudding ...

这太恶心了！我和伴侣已经相互很长时间了，我们都同意不在对方面前做这种事。我们也相互承诺不告诉对方在我们认识之前和多少人发生了关系。有些事情就不应该说出来！亲自尝试了才知道。。。

John, Geneva, 21 minutes ago
The number of people you've slept withbefore you met is irrelevant. It's the number you've slept with after you metthat should remain unsaid!

在你们认识之前睡了多少人，这不重要。重要的是你们认识后还和多少人睡过觉，这才是不应该坦白的！

emmss, Birmingham, United Kingdom, 1 hourago
I for one will not have my mouth openbrushing my teeth whilst my other half is having a dump lol. I can see whereyou're coming from though.

我的另一半在上大号的时候我是不会张口刷牙的。我知道你来自哪里了。

Elizabeth B., Leeds, United Kingdom, 1 hourago
Married twenty years, and have never seenmy husband on the loo (and he hasn't seen me either). Some things are private,and that includes bathroom visits.

我们结婚二十年了，从没见过我丈夫便便，他也没见过我便便。有些事情是很私密的，其中包括上厕所。