工厂工人将1.6英尺鳗鱼塞进肛门治疗便秘 [英国媒体]

Factory worker sticks a 1.6ft long eel into his anus believing it could treat his constipation

工厂工人将1.6英尺鳗鱼塞进肛门治疗便秘



A factory worker from southeast China put a half-a-metre long eel into his anus in a bid to cure his constipation problem.

中国南方一工厂工人将半米长鳗鱼塞进肛门以治疗其便秘问题。

49-year-old Mr Liu was rushed to the local hospital after claiming he had a stomach ache last week. 

上周49岁的刘先生说自己肚子疼，于是被送到医院。

Doctors were shocked when the found the Asian swamp eel in his stomach along with faeces and food residue.   

医生震惊的在他的肚子里发现了这条黄鳝，和粪便以及食物残渣一起。



According to a report on Guangdong Television, Liu visited the hospital claiming he had a constipation problem. Doctors diagnosed the man with bowel obstruction and recommended that he stay at the hospital for further treatment. 

据广东电视台报道，刘之前来到医院称自己有便秘问题。医生诊断其患有肠梗阻，建议他待在医院接受进一步治疗。

Liu refused and decided to resort to ancient method of treating constipation by putting an eel into his anus to try and clear the blockage.
 
刘拒绝了，并诉诸于古老的便秘治疗方法，即将黄鳝放进肛门以清理阻塞。




gronly
Just because there's a hole there doesn't mean you're suppose to put stuff in it.

就因为那里有个洞，并不意味着你可以往那里乱塞东西。

Liberty1776now
oooooor, just eat some prunes. Your choice.

吃点李子干就解决了。你的选择。

James Virginia
If it makes you F (Eel) good, do it? Wow. No more words.

如果那让你感觉良好，就去做吧？哇。无语了。

worldweary
Who amongst us hasn't done that? The main thing is to avoid animals with teeth, though. 

我们当中有谁没这么做过的？主要是要避免使用有牙齿的动物。

highlander54 -> worldweary
good one

楼上很好。

Sammer914
Just eat a mango, problem solve

吃一个芒果就解决问题了。

bj97gw
dangit! now i can't eat eel sushi anymore. thanks dude!

现在我都不敢吃鳗鱼寿司了。谢谢你吖！

Jerry Curls
They served the eel for dinner.

然后他们把那条鳗鱼杀了吃。

Bree78
Gosh! People are so weird nowadays.

天吖！如今的人都这么奇葩。

MustaPekka
Just like civet coffee is the best you can have, maybe this eel could be the best fish...?

就像猫屎咖啡是最好的咖啡，或许这条鳗鱼是最好的鱼？

Agamemon
Constipation is best treated when something is inserted in the OTHER end: vegetables and other types of roughage. Consuming fish helps, too.

其实治疗便秘最好是通过另一个口来治疗：吃蔬菜和其他类型的粗粮。吃鱼也有帮助。

Leeisme
That's what he said! We all know that's not the real story. Sicko!

那只是他自己的说辞！我们都知道真正的原因是什么。精神病患者！

kbl
I feel really sorry for the eel.

我为这条鳗鱼感到可惜。

oldspeak
Animal abuse.

虐待动物。

Madone2849
The moment I read the headline I knew immediately what country it would be...

一看到标题我就知道这是哪个国家的新闻了。