疼!男人应该避免的三个性爱体位,否则JJ骨折 [英国媒体]

涉及到性爱时,在你脑海中浮现的第一件事可能不会是JJ骨折。相反,你会想到的第一件事可能是如何将你在床单下的时间最大化。英国网友:这三种体位当然会导致最多的骨折,因为这是最常用的三种体位。

Ouch! These are the 3 sexual positions men should avoid if they don't want to fracture their PENIS

疼!男人应该避免的三个性爱体位,否则JJ骨折



Penis fractures probably aren't the first thing that springs to your mind when you think about sex. 

涉及到性爱时,在你脑海中浮现的第一件事可能不会是JJ骨折。

Instead, your thoughts are more likely to revolve around how to maximise your time spent beneath the sheets.

相反,你会想到的第一件事可能是如何将你在床单下的时间最大化。

But a study in 2015 discovered that the risks of breaking the penis during a night of passionate love are real and not to be overlooked.

但是2015年的一项研究发现性爱时所发生的JJ骨折是真实存在的,不能忽视。

Brazilian researchers looked into the three positions the horrific injuries occurred most often in - and their results may surprise you.

巴西研究人员探查了JJ骨折最频繁的三个体位,其研究结果可能会让你大吃一惊。



THE COWGIRL 

牛仔妹(女上位)



DOGGY STYLE

狗范(后背体位)



MISSIONARY

床叫式(传教士)

A penile fracture occurs when the appendage is subject to a sharp, blunt force trauma, which can occur during vigorous intercourse or masturbation.

当受到强烈的钝力损伤时JJ骨折就会发生,可发生在剧烈的性爱和自慰行为中。

Since 1924, 1,600 cases have been recorded worldwide - roughly 16 instances per year, the Telegraph previously reported.

自1924年以来,全世界已经有1600个报告案例,每年将近16起,《每日电讯报》早先报道。

Researchers noted that in 50 per cent of cases, a gruesome cracking sound can be heard. Four in five male victims lost their erection.

研究人员称在一半的案例中可以听到可怕的骨折声。五分之四的男性受害者失去了勃起功能。

Those who have already been traumatised from breaking their penis are often left with erectile dysfunction problems and a lifetime of painful sex.  

那些骨折受害者通常会有勃起功能障碍和性交疼痛等后遗症。

The trick to stopping penile injuries is to thrust quite shallowly, according to Ms Cox.

考克斯女士说要想JJ不受伤就得浅进浅出。

Holding your partner close to you using a grinding rather than thrusting motion will also reduce the risk, she told MailOnline.

同时紧紧的抱住伴侣摩擦而非抽插也能降低风险。


Citizen Khan, Sparkhilll They All Know Me, United Kingdom, 12 hours ago
My favourite position is the Arsenal, you get on top and then do nothing.

我最喜欢的体位是阿森纳,立于顶端却什么事都不做。

Stantz, Bristol, United Kingdom, 4 hours ago
You must know my ex wife!!

你肯定认识我前妻!

England captains mum, London, United Kingdom, 12 hours ago
Surely they are the most common 3 positions.

当然了,因为这是最常用的三种体位。

Type O Neg, Local, United Kingdom, 9 hours ago
I wonder if swinging from chandeliers is any less risky:D

我在想悬挂在枝形吊灯上做是不是没那么大风险

Kwackett, London, United Kingdom, 12 hours ago
I only insert the first 6 inches to avoid any mis haps. To put all 12 in would be inconsiderate. It also shows I care. Thx.

我只深入6英寸,以避免任何不测发生。将所有12英寸都放入将是轻率的。也表明了我在乎对方的感受。谢谢。

DOPEST, Stateside, United States, 6 hours ago
they wish they had 12 inches

他们倒希望他们有12英寸吖。

Expat in france, Hesdin, France, 11 hours ago
If he's using a banana I'm not surprised!

如果他用的是香蕉,那么我并不感到惊讶!

Paul, up Narth, 11 hours ago
Sooo, how do you suggest we have sex then...

那么我们应该怎么性爱吖。。。

Rosskstar, Durant, moments ago
You get on top - work your way in...then just lay there and vibrate

我来教你,你上位,进入。。然后躺在那里保持震动。

Fred, DC, United States, 12 hours ago
That pretty much sums up my repertoire in the sack. Now what can I do??

那三种体位几乎是我的全部。现在我该怎么办??

Boutros, Portland, United States, 6 hours ago
Of course these 3 positions accounted for the most penile fractures. They're the most positions used!

这三种体位当然会导致最多的骨折,因为这是最常用的三种体位。

SteveVD, Gloucester, United Kingdom, 11 hours ago
Great. They're the only 3 I use!

太好了。我就只用这三种体位!

Wg63-Scotland, Elgin, United Kingdom, 10 hours ago
Forget the risk ! The best thing about this article is I just found out there are THREE positions. THREE! I can't wait to surprise my wife with 2 new moves! !

忘了风险吧!这篇文章最值得称道的地方就在于它告诉我们有三种体位。三种!我等不及要用另外两种新体位来惊艳我的妻子了!

I myself and me, Surrey, United Kingdom, 9 hours ago
Haaaaa ;)

哈哈哈

Michael, London, United Kingdom, 11 hours ago
So what's left then?

那还剩下什么体位可用?

miss kc, tex, United States, 11 hours ago
The scissors, The backwards cowgirl, lazy dog....

剪刀体位,背向女上位,懒狗体位。。。。

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