中国男性被敦促捐精以赚钱购买苹果6S [英国媒体]

 

Chinese men urged to donate sperm to earnmoney for the new iPhone 6S

中国男性被敦促捐精以赚钱购买苹果6S




Chinese men are being encouraged to donatesperm in order to earn enough money to buy the latest iPhone, according toreports.

据报道，中国男性被鼓励捐精以赚钱购买最新的苹果手机。

The adverts, from sperm banks in severalprovinces including Shanghai, Hubeiand Jiangsu,have been taking social media by storm this week.

包括上海，湖北和江苏在内多个省份的精子银行所发布的广告本周在社交媒体上刮起一阵风暴。

“No need to sell a kidney ... Shanghai sperm bank canmake your iPhone 6S dream come true,” says one ad from the Shanghai Sperm Bank,which has been widely circulated online.

“没必要卖肾。。。。上海精子银行可以让你的6S梦成真，”上海精子银行的一个广告中如此说道，在网络上传播开来。

The Shanghai Sperm Bank is promising 6,000yuan for 17 millilitres of semen for those who qualify to donate. Donors needsto be university educated, disease-free and over 5 foot 5.

上海精子银行承诺17毫升的精子将可获得6000元报酬。捐精者必须是受过大学教育，没有疾病以及身高超过5英尺5英寸。

 

europeangrayling 4h ago
What if you want to buy a new qualityfishing rod or get some money for a trip to Canada
or Montana,can you still do it? Or do you have to buy an I-phone with your hard-earnedsperm money? And can you just like give it to charity, the homeless, older sickfolks, poor children?
Like selfless charity sperm, in every way.

如果你想买一个高质量的钓竿或者去加拿大或者蒙大拿旅行的话，还能通过这种方式来实现吗？还是说你不得不用精子钱来买一个苹果手机？还是说你可以将这些钱给慈善机构，无家可归者，老弱病人或者穷孩子吗？像无私的慈善精子一样。

bishoppeter4 6h ago
What technique are sperm bank workers usingto milk sperm from the young men? I can't imagine. When I try, I laugh myself silly!

精子银行利用什么技术来采集年轻男性的精子？我无法想象。我自己尝试的时候，我都笑傻掉了。

Harry Bhai 7h ago
Shanghai Sperm Bank, check it out bankemployees. People are getting better deal, iPhone is just a bonus.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.358141090904499.101437.288758821176060&type=3

上海精子银行，看看那里员工的说法。人们获得了更多的好处，苹果手机只是额外奖励而已。
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.358141090904499.101437.288758821176060&type=3

John Hunter 8h ago
" for those who qualify to donate.Donors needs to be university educated, disease-free and over 5 foot 5. "

The ideas of the British born WilliamGoodell and Francis Galton raises its head now in China I see.
William Goodell popularised the idea ofdecreasing the birth of inferior human beings by advocating the castration andspaying of the insane, although the term "eugenics" to describe themodern concept of improving the quality of human beings born into the world wasoriginally developed by Francis Galton.
Wonder if we would hear about engineering amaster race in the future.
Always something  new out of China they say.

“捐精者需要满足的条件是接受过大学教育，没有疾病以及身高高于5英尺5英寸。”
英国出生的WilliamGoodell 和 FrancisGalton，现在他们的理论在中国抬头了。
William Goodell 推广了优生学的概念，认为可以通过对愚蠢之人进行阉割和切除卵巢的方法来降低缺陷人类的出生率，尽管当代“优生学”这个概念最先是由Francis Galton提出来的。
不知道未来会不会出现优等民族呢。
中国总是有新事物发生。

ash233 John Hunter 2h ago
They should only take sperm from men under35 then since there is a large increase in risk for different diseases by thetime a man is 35, including ASD and blood cancers and some increased risk forDown Syndrome. Men also get less fertile with age, but I think ivf cancompensate for this decline.
Many sperm banks in the US only take sperm from men under35 for this reason.

他们应该只取35岁以下男子的精子，因为一个男人35岁的时候发生不同疾病的风险就大大增加了，包括ASD，血癌以及唐氏综合症。随着年龄增长，男性的生育能力也会降低，但是我认为试管受精可以对此进行弥补。
出于这个原因，美国的好多精子银行都只采用35岁以下男子的精子。

ID778168 9h ago
I always thought people desperate for aniPhone were a bunch of w****rs

我一直认为那些急切渴望苹果手机的人都是一群手淫者（也有傻瓜的意思）。

NowinChina 10h ago
Or if you get real, a new iPhone costs anaverage Chinese person a month to more salary. Two maybe. What would you ratherdo?

一个新的苹果手机差不多是普通中国人一个月的工资甚至更多。可能是两个月。那你会怎么做？

Innes Mizner  NowinChina 9h ago
Buy a Xiaomi Mi4i instead and save $400?

可以买个米4，然后省下400美元？

Innes Mizner 11h ago
17 millilitres of semen
For some guys, that'll be two times, othersmay take up to 170 times to achieve that volume. And you have to wait 48 hoursbetween each go (quality control) so they could be at it most of the year. Inthe UKwomen are allowed to assist (presumably men too?)
With a 4.7-inch display, the new iPhone 6is slightly bigger than the iPhone 5 models. And with a 5.5-inch display, theiPhone 6 Plus is only slightly smaller than the average American penis. A studypublished last year in The Journal of Sexual Medicine found that the averageAmerican man's penis is 5.6 inches long when erect, with an averagecircumference of 4.8 inches. That study also found that method of arousal mayincrease or decrease perceived penis size, with oral sex producing largerresults than self stimulation.

17毫升精子
对于某些人来说只要两次就可以产出这么多，而对于其他人来说可能要170次才能产生这么多的量。而且两次之间的时间间隔是48小时（质量控制），所以相当于要花上一整年时间。在英国，妇女们可被允许进行协助（大概男人也可以吧？）
4.7英寸的屏幕，新的苹果6只比苹果5好一点。而苹果6+是5.5英寸屏幕，只比一般美国人的弟弟小一点。去年一名学生在性医学期刊上发表的一份研究报告称一般美国男子勃起时是5.6英寸，平均周长4.8英寸。该研究还发现不同的刺激方法会对小弟弟的大小产生不同的影响，即口交比自慰的效果好。

lonepilgrim 12h ago
is this what they call seed money?

这就是所谓的种子资金？

VolstedGridban 12h ago
Surely the last nation that needs to makeeven more babies is China?Is this wise?

最不应该多生孩子的国家就是中国了？所以这种做法明智吗？

mikiencolor 12h ago
Still less insulting than UK sperm banks.
The reference to selling kidneys has becomesynonymous with Apple enthusiasts ever since a 17-year-old student from Hunan sold one of hiskidneys on the black market for 22,000 yuan (￡2,224) in 2011 to buy an iPhoneand iPad.
Several reports of people trying to selltheir kidneys to buy Apple products have emerged lately with one man even goingmissing following a failed organ sale.

China.It's the future...
I suppose we will soon have to liberaliseorgan sales to remain competitive.

比起英国精子银行，他们的做法更加不会伤害身体。
2011年一名湖南17岁学生在黑市以22000元卖掉自己的一个肾以购买苹果手机和iPad后，卖肾就与苹果爱好者等同起来了。
后来又有报道称一些人试图卖肾以购买苹果产品，甚至一名男子在一次失败的器官销售后还失踪了。
中国，是未来。。。。
我建议我们也应该自由化器官销售以保持竞争力。

SuperTurboFunkatron 12h ago
Wankers.
University educated? Is Apple looking tobranch away from smartphones and into smartsperms?

傻瓜（手淫者）。
接受过大学教育？苹果想将自己的智能手机业务扩展到智能精子？

Morthund 12h ago
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

印度教徒，道教徒以及摩门教徒到处挥洒自己的精子
但是上帝爱那些更加谨慎对待自己精子的人们。

marcus_rm 13h ago
<I>The Shanghai Sperm Bank ispromising 6,000 yuan for 17 millilitres of semen for those who qualify todonate</I>

6000 Yuan is roughly 600 quid in realmoney. Getting 600 quid for a single successful fap? I'm in the wong fu kingjob here.

Think they'll be ok with tall, handsomepale=skinned westerners?

6000元相当于600英镑。一次成功的手淫就可以获得600英镑？那我还上什么班啊。
他们应该会喜欢高帅白皮肤的西方人吧？