中国禁止网路直播平台吃水果“色情”表演 [英国媒体]

-------------译者：潇潇雨未歇-审核者：魔山------------



China has reportedly outlawed the “erotic” online consumption of bananas after the president, Xi Jinping, called for steps to “rehabilitate” his country’s “cyber-ecology”.

据报道，在习近平呼吁采取措施恢复国家网络生态健康之后，中国禁止在网络上进行“色情的”吃香蕉表演。

Speaking at a Communist party summit last year, Xi said action was needed to promote “civilised behaviour” on China’s already heavily controlled internet. 

去年TG峰会上，习近平表示，在中国已经严格控制的网络上，提倡”文明行为“是很有必要的。

That clean-up has now claimed an unlikely, potassium-rich victim, according to domestic media reports. 

据中国国内媒体报道，这个清理行动意外的让一个富含钾的食物成为了受害者。

-------------译者：Treasure-审核者：魔山------------

Beijing-controlled broadcaster CCTV said authorities had barred live-streaming platforms from airing videos in which bananas are “seductively” consumed by young female presenters. 

在北京控制之下的电视台CCTV声称，当局已禁止视频直播平台播放年轻的女主播“充满诱惑地”吃香蕉。

CCTV said the move was part of a wider attempt to rein in online content deemed too vulgar, too violent or too sexual. 

CCTV称此举是广泛的尝试控制在线内容中被认为过于庸俗、太暴力或性的部分。

Live-streaming platforms such as Douyu, Panda.tv, and YY are among those who have been ordered to clean up their acts, the broadcaster reported. 

视频直播平台，如斗鱼、熊猫tv和YY等已奉命清理他们的行为，电视台报道。




-------------译者：Treasure-审核者：魔山------------
 
ShanghaiGuy 40m ago
So would an 8 inch dildo be ok?

 所以一个8英寸的人造阴茎怎么样?
 
quarrytone  ShanghaiGuy 24m ago
To my absolute shock I discovered my sister has two of those, one electric.

我绝对震惊地我发现我妹妹有两个，其中一个是电动的。 
 
ShanghaiGuy 1h ago
seriously Mod? lol...

 认真的吗？哈哈……
 
quarrytone  ShanghaiGuy 40m ago
It's unfortunate. People will now assume you were really offensive about something or someone.

 这是不幸的。人们会认为你真的冒犯某人或某事。
 
AenimaUK 3h ago
So, I just found out this morning that one of my Chinese postgrad classmates here in Beijing has been beaten to death by the police on his way to the airport to meet his wife and young baby. The police said he was "suspected of visiting prostitutes" and "suddenly felt ill and died in custody", despite his family seeing traces of blood on his arms and head when they saw the body.

所以，今天早上我发现我的一个中国研究生同学在北京去机场的路上已经被警察殴打致死，为了去见他的妻子和年幼的孩子。警察说他是“涉嫌嫖娼”和“拘留时突然生病而死”，尽管他的家人在检查尸体时看到他胳膊和脑袋上有血的痕迹。

http://www.bjnews.com.cn/news/2016/05/10/402735.html
Earlier news stories have already been deleted from the internet.

 最早的新闻报道已经从互联网上删除。

Yet to the government, China's real problem is too many videos of girls eating bananas online.

 然而对政府来说，中国真正的问题是太多的女孩直播吃香蕉。

Seriously CCP, just fuck off. I hope you all end up hanging from lampposts.

认真讲TG，赶紧滚蛋。我希望你们最终都挂灯柱。

-------------译者：Treasure-审核者：魔山------------

wumogang  AenimaUK 2h ago
"Shouldn't you be standing out on a ledge somewhere?"

 “你不是应该站在窗台之外的地方吗?”

foggy2 10h ago
So no Albert Finney in "Tom Jones" for them. What a loss.

所以他们所观看的《汤姆·琼斯》里面不会出现阿尔伯特·芬尼。真是遗憾！

veffari 12h ago
There is a more important issue than the erotic visualization of banana eating by self declared humorists. So, as a top banana expert I must point out that the banana displayed with the article is opened from the wrong end.

 还有一个问题比吃香蕉的情色直播自我娱乐更重要。所以，作为一个顶级的香蕉专家，我必须指出文章图片所显示的剥香蕉方式是错误的，应该从另一端剥开。
 
ID2463357  veffari 10h ago
Infertile too.

也不育。 

canbeanybody 13h ago
The watershed line 9pm in the west serves similar function.

分水岭线9点在西方国家提供类似的功能。

-------------译者：Treasure-审核者：魔山------------

ShanghaiGuy  canbeanybody 43m ago
9pm 'watershed' (a voluntary lose code to avoid explicit sex violence and bad fucking language before 9m on territorial TV) is a UK only thing, not the 'West'

 9点“分水岭”(地方电视台在下午9点之前自愿打码来避免明确的性暴力和粗口)是英国独有，不属于整个“西方”。
 
Barmaidfromhell 13h ago
That brand of banana isn't t produced in China - you propaganda is as sad and misplaced. But keep it up.

 这个品牌的香蕉不是在中国生产的 -你的宣传是悲哀的，放错了地方。但是保持下去。
 
ID2463357  Barmaidfromhell 10h ago
The Cavendish banana is notorously tasteless, Barmaid. I blame Panama.

 卡文迪什香蕉臭名朝着的无味，楼上的。我指责巴拿马。
 
rsorensensf 14h ago
As China becomes the joke country of the world.

 中国成了世界上的笑话国家。
 
Barmaidfromhell  rsorensensf 13h ago
A zombie has spoken.

一只僵尸发言了。

-------------译者：无人菜-审核者：魔山------------

ID2463357  Barmaidfromhell 9h ago
Don't worry Barmaid. These things only last 5 mins on the internet.
They do leave a lingering bad taste, perhaps.

 ID2463357 地狱酒吧女侍者  9小时前 
不要担心，酒吧女侍。这种事在网上持续不超过5分钟。

infinitesadness 14h ago
“What of cucumber and apple?” commented one.

失望无垠 十四小时前
 评论下’那黄瓜和苹果呢？‘。

I think it's disgusting watching men eating soft tofu.
Highly suggestive and should be banned.

我觉得看男人吞软豆腐也怪恶心的。 
 非常具有暗示性，也应该被禁止 

Eating Phallic vegetables and fruit is sooooo 20th century

 吃阴茎状蔬菜和水果太太太太太二十世纪

kouignette 16h ago
I like mine with added nuts

 叩伊哥尼特 16小时前
 我喜欢给我自己的添加一点坚果。 

PaoloChicago 16h ago
Next step for the control freak Chinese government will be to ban bananas altogether. Then the poor masses will have to admit, "Yes, we have no bananas!"

 保罗芝加哥 16小时前
控制狂中国政府的下一步措施就将是完全禁止香蕉了。那么可怜的人民大众将不得不承认，“是啊，我们是没有香蕉的！”。

-------------译者：魔山-审核者：魔山------------

Ian Canavan 16h ago
"illicit fruit consumption", my hope for humanity fades with every word of that phrase

 “非法的水果食用”，这里面的每个字都让我对人类丧失希望。
 
davidpear 16h ago
Ha, Ha. Aren't the Chinese funny, passing prudish laws? The U.S. would never do such a silly thing like how to eat fruit or which bathroom people should use.

哈哈，中国人难道不搞笑吗，竟然通过这种装正经的法律。美国从来不会做这种蠢事，比如如何吃水果或者人们应该使用哪个卫生间。
 
this_is_delirium 16h ago
I for one welcome great leader Xi Jinping's effort to make China great again.

我支持习让中国变得再次伟大的努力。 
 
 -------------译者：无人菜-审核者：魔山------------

PulsingEverness5050 17h ago
Are donuts to be banned because of the holes? What about melons stacked in stores?

 脉动均匀5050 17小时前
那甜甜圈也要禁止了因为它有洞？那堆在店里的西瓜咧？

PulsingEverness5050 17h ago
Talk about your nanny state!

 脉动均匀5050 17小时前
谈谈你的保姆国家！ 

LossinLips 17h ago
One can always tell a real lady, she will always eat a banana (or asparagus) from the side.

 丢失的嘴唇 17小时前
一个总是从侧面吃香蕉（或芦笋）的女人才是真的女人。

JohnHughes 17h ago
Mmmm, cucumbers, carrots, courgettes...

 约翰休斯 17小时前
嗯，黄瓜，胡萝卜，绿皮南瓜......
 
Xlbfan 17h ago
George Orwell didn't see this one coming.

 诶克斯粉 17小时前
乔治.奥威尔没料到这一幕

 ThisFarmingMan 17h ago
http://www.saatchiart.com/art/Photography-Girl-Eats-Banana-No-2/815330/2961632/view
For anybody needing a 'Banana Fix'...

我是农场人 17小时前
http://www.saatchiart.com/art/Photography-Girl-Eats-Banana-No-2/815330/2961632/view
这里可以看到女孩吃香蕉的画面

-------------译者：魔山-审核者：魔山------------

quarrytone 18h ago
Is puritanism an East Asian thing? :
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/09/japanese-vagina-kayak-artist-found-guilty-of-obscenity

清教主义是东亚独有吗？

TomFullery  quarrytone 17h ago
No, it's also an American thing where nudity or even the accidental exposing of a nipple is met with horror and indignation.
 
Films portraying extreme violence and wholesale slaughter are however, considered the norm in that sick nation.
不，美国也存在这种情况，裸露或者意外的乳头露出都会让他人感到恐惧和愤怒。
可是在这个恶心的国家，出现极端暴力和大屠杀画面的电影却被认为是正常的。