向右滑？日本机场卫生间试运行手机厕纸 [英国媒体]

Swipe right? 'Toilet paper' for smartphones trialled in Japanese airport bathrooms

向右滑？日本机场卫生间试运行手机厕纸



Japan has taken its reputation for hygiene up another notch with the introduction of “toilet paper” for smartphones inside toilets at Narita international airport.

日本在卫生上一向闻名，现在又开始在成田国际机场卫生间里推行智能手机厕纸。

In a new take on the meaning of public convenience, users are invited to pull off a piece of paper from a dispenser next to the regular toilet roll and give their phone screens a germ-busting polish.

这种智能手机卫生纸就安装在传统的厕纸卷筒旁，使用者只需拉出来使用就可以给自己的智能手机进行清洁。

The smartphone sheets, which bear the message “welcome to Japan”, were installed in 86 cubicles at Narita’s arrivals hall this month, according to the Mainichi Shimbun.

这种智能手机卫生纸上印有“欢迎来日本”的字样，成田机场本月在到达厅的86个卫生间隔间里安装了，日本《每日新闻》报道。

The telecoms company behind the service, NTT Docomo, said the option of an extra wipe would remain until next March.

安装这个设施的电信公司NTT Docomo称将一直延用到明年三月份。

The introduction of the cleaning paper came in response to studies showing that smartphone screens typically house more germs than toilet seats. Surveys show that foreign visitors are universally impressed with the cleanliness and versatility of Japan’s public toilets.

之所以安装了这个，是因为有研究发现智能手机上的细菌数量比马桶盖上的还多。调查表明外国游客普遍对日本公厕的干净和多功能性印象深刻。


seamanjive 20h ago
Can our Japanese friends invent something that will get British people to wash their hands after taking a sh*t?

我们的日本朋友可以搞出一项发明让厕后不洗手的英国人改变这一习惯吗？

mugsey  seamanjive 20h ago
How do you know everyone doesn't already do that? Serious question.

你怎么知道人们便后不洗手？这是个严肃的问题。

seamanjive  mugsey 20h ago
I keep my eyes open.

我有眼睛看吖。

PeteSaman  seamanjive 20h ago
Can our Japanese friends invent something that will get British people to wash their hands after taking a sh*t?
Its called Brexit

“我们的日本朋友可以搞出一项发明让厕后不洗手的英国人改变这一习惯吗？”
这项发明就叫做脱欧。

Hobobyatoaster 21h ago
Why do we not have toilets like this in the UK? It's a disgrace. Instead of ploughing this extra ￡350,000,000 a week we're definitely getting from Brexit into the NHS I demand every town in Britain be equipped with a karzie that that fires warm water up my arse and plays a reveille when I fart.

为什么英国没有这样的卫生间？真是丢脸。英国脱欧后我们每周省下的那3.5亿英镑与其花在国民健康保险制度上，还不如花在马桶上，让英国的每个城镇都安装这种智能马桶，这样我便便时它可以帮我洗屁股还能在我放屁时响起音乐。

JohnBinxBolling 19h ago
If I use the smart phone toilet paper to wipe myself rather than my smartphone would that make me a smart-ass?

如果我用这个智能手机厕纸来擦拭我自己而不是手机，这样会让我变成一个自以为是的家伙吗？

MyfatherknewLloydG  JohnBinxBolling 18h ago
Very good !

很好！

OldDirtyBAStart  JohnBinxBolling 17h ago
Well it's covered in anti-bacterial substance (I would imagine alcohol) so I don't think it would.

这种厕纸上有抗菌物质（我觉得应该是酒精），所以我觉得不会。

Steff Clarke 21h ago
Another nail in the coffin of the paperless office.

这又给无纸办公室概念造成了巨大的打击。

PrakashShah 21h ago
Surely the headline should read ... "Wipe right". Also, Japanese toilets are bloody marvellous. It's a much neglected area of human comfort. Still have to wipe my own arse though so needs more work.

日本厕所真的太棒了。这是一个容易被忽视的人类舒适区域。但是依然得自己擦屁股，所以需要再接再厉。

Gav67  PrakashShah 19h ago
I hate them.
It goes back to my Fukuoka university days in the 80s, when these things first appeared. My mate John invited us round to a student's house, which was very posh and had one of the new smart toilets. Needless to say, I had to use it, and John says "just be careful which button you press when you flush."
I crap, and press a random button. A jet of water spurts up from the rear. Next button, a jet from the front. Then sides, then the seat warmed up, music played...everything but flushing away the monstrous foreign turd in the nice people's house.
I give up, put the lid down, and sneak back, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible.
"I couldn't find the fucking button!" I whisper to John.
"Did you try the chain hanging by the side of the cistern?" The bastard replied.

我是很讨厌这些个东西的。
那是80年代在福冈大学的时候，当时开始了这种马桶。我的朋友约翰邀请我们去一个学生的家里玩，非常时髦的房子，而且有着最新的马桶。不用说我得上厕所，约翰说“如果要冲水的话，小心你按的是哪个按钮。”
我上了个大的，随便按了一个按钮，一注水从底部窜上来。按另一个，一注水从前面射出来。按旁边的按钮，马桶开始加温，音乐响起。。。各种玩意，但就是不知道怎么把便便冲掉。
于是我放弃了，放下了马桶盖，鬼鬼祟祟的溜出去，尽量让自己看起来不受怀疑。
“我就是找不到那个正确的按钮！”我小声的对约翰说。
“你试了水箱旁边的那条链子了吗？”这混蛋回答道。