醉酒男子将两条活鱼塞进菊花 [英国媒体]

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A drunk man in China was rushed to hospital after he put two live fish into his anus.

中国一名醉酒男子把两条活生生的鱼塞进了自己的肛门，被紧急送往医院。

The two pond loaches swam up into his intestines one of which even broke through the bowel wall causing severe abdominal pain to the patient. 

这两条泥鳅向上爬进他的肠子，甚至于其中一条咬破肠壁引起了该男子严重的腹痛。

Doctors in Guangzhou southern China successfully removed the two fish and the man remains in intensive care reports Huanqiu an affiliation with the People's Daily Online. 

中国南部城市广州的医生将这两条鱼成功取出，男子依然处于重症监护之下。-人民日报旗下的环球时报报道。

According to reports the 45-year-old man claims to have been drinking on March 10 and put the fish inside his body by himself. 

报告指出这个45岁的男子在3月10号喝醉后，自己将鱼塞进身体里。






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Zaphod The Holyland United Kingdom 1 day ago
Loaches are bottom feeders I believe .

我相信泥鳅是食底泥动物。

Peter London 1 day ago
I have heard of Omega 3 suppositories perhaps a Chinese version of a Hollywood fad?

我听说过欧米伽3栓剂，或许这是中国版的好莱坞时尚？

（注：栓剂指药物与适宜基质制成的具有一定形状的供人体腔道内给药的固体制剂。）

FRANKIEALTEA Altea Spain 1 day ago
LOL best comment for a long time.

哈哈哈很长一段时间里的最佳评论。

steve1512 Tenerife Spain 1 day ago
Wat Went Wong?

有毛病？

CrusaderBloke Dantooine United Kingdom 1 day ago
He was a strupid iriot

他就是个蠢货

genius the flyover state United States 1 day ago
Sum Ting Bad

坏事了

（注：之前韩亚航空客机失事，飞行员姓名被外网恶搞，其中一位被叫成Sum TingWong=Something's Wrong，所以这里Sum Ting Bad猜测是Something's Bad）

Baffometus Reykjavik Iceland 1 day ago
Straight to the comments.

直接来看评论。

CharlieT Leeds United Kingdom 1 day ago
Seems they were bottom feeding fish

它们似乎是底饲鱼

Victor Meldrews Dad Nottingham United Kingdom 1 day ago
Brilliant.

亮了。

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Lilythepink99 London United Kingdom 1 day ago
This made me laugh out loud! Thank you ...

让我笑出声来！拜谢。。。

The Moral Manager London United Kingdom 1 day ago
No need for him to carp on about it.

他就别挑剔了。

Doozintiger Perth United Kingdom 1 day ago
He's just fishing for likes!

人家就爱这么钓鱼！

Abe123 Toronto Canada 20 hours ago
he took the bait

他成了鱼饵

taylordawe Dorchester United Kingdom 1 day ago
'...is forced to undergo surgery' - He should be forced to undergo a mental-health assessment.

“被迫接受手术” - 他应该被强迫接受心理健康评估

keith L maidstone United Kingdom 1 day ago
Just needs some fishiotherapy to sort him out !!

该放一些疗养鱼（星子鱼）来收拾他！！

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Song Shensong Washington DC Luxembourg 1 day ago
Best pun I've seen in a long while...this is why I read DM!

这是我见过的最好的双关语……这就是我读每日邮报的原因！

AERI Andover United Kingdom 1 day ago
And who doesn't do this? I love the ol 'fish up the jacksy' game.

谁不这么做呢？我就喜欢女白领“鱼插屁/股”的游戏。

miss kc tex United States 1 day ago
What kind of jacked up drunken idiot shoves fish up their b u t t hole?

是哪种激情驱使醉酒的白痴将鱼猛塞进菊花的？

Honky Lips Altoona United States 1 day ago
Like you've never got drunk and done some crazy $hit kc? How was New Orleans babe?

楼上，好像你从来没有喝醉过并作出一些疯狂的蠢事？新奥尔良的情况如何了宝贝？

miss kc tex United States 1 day ago
You're right HL...but I draw the line at @nul fish sex. New Orleans was a blast! I can't decide who's happier that I left...my banker or my liver. xoxo

楼上，你说的没错……但是我强调的是毫无底线的鱼交。新奥尔良简直疯狂！我不能决定谁更快乐，所以我离开了……我的银行家，我的心肝。

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Niko Copenhagen Denmark 1 day ago
"Animal abuse by ???" This should be interesting. I feel sorry for the fish.as for the man I hope they hind him for a psychological uation. Who the hell does something like this?

“虐待动物？”这应该很有趣。我为鱼感到难过。关于这个男人，我希望人们之后为他做个心理评估。TMD谁会去做这种事情？

phillygal - Oregon Eddyville United States 1 day ago
That's enough internet for today...

今天的网页真是够了……

keith L maidstone United Kingdom 1 day ago
I pity the poor doctor who had to stick a fish finger up his bum to inspect it !!!

我同情可怜的医生，他不得不把鱼一样的食指插进他的菊花去探查！

JamTart99 Cardiff United Kingdom 1 day ago
Live fish are slippery. And flappy! It must've taken him a while to stuff TWO up there! And why? Has anyone actually been so drunk that putting two live fish up your bum seemed like a good idea? Lol!

活鱼很滑的。还扑腾！他把两条鱼都塞进去一定花了不少时间！为什么啊？难道真的有人会醉到认为将两条活鱼塞进菊花是个好主意？笑屎了！

Londonzone London United Kingdom 1 day ago
@Jam I agree I've never been drunk enough to put two fish up my b*m. One is my limit.

回楼上。我同意。我从没有醉到过将两条鱼塞进我的菊花。一条已经是极限了。

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TrueGrit Missouri United States 1 day ago
China and animals just don't mix.

中国就不能和动物们平安相处。

Emmiems London United Kingdom 1 day ago
Wtf is wrong with people?!

TMD人们究竟吃错什么药了？

Honky Lips Altoona United States 1 day ago
You see people THIS is why I read DM. You just can't make this $hit up...

你看看这些人，这就是我读每日邮报的原因。这类东西是无法凭空捏造出来的……

The road to nowhere El paso Heard Island And McDonald Islands 1 day ago
Were they bottom feeders?

他们用菊花吃东西吗？

just another mug oxford 1 day ago
My mum is retired now but she worked as an A&E nurse for many years and she says you wouldn't believe what people stick up their bottoms.....and then have to have surgically removed. Yuck.

我母亲已经退休了，但她之前做了很多年的急诊护士。她说你根本就无法相信人们都往他们的菊花里塞什么东西……最后还不得不通过外科手术来取出。讨厌！

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Mrmee kent United Kingdom 1 day ago
Please tell !....

楼上，我很想知道……

peopletalk Bedford United Kingdom 1 day ago
Mainly men too!

主要也是男人！

Shupi Manchester United Kingdom 1 day ago
My sympathies are with the fish.

我很同情这两条鱼。

Mrmee kent United Kingdom 1 day ago
I want to know if the poor fishes survived !....

我想知道这些可怜的鱼是不是还活着！

Del AEglesburgh United Kingdom 1 day ago
Eel be alright a bit of Mussel damage perhaps...

鳗鱼还好，可能受了一点软组织挫伤……

bawbag75 London United Kingdom 1 day ago
Some people ar f...kn idiots and need serious help

某些人真TM白痴，确实需要帮助。

Agadar Sparticus Earth United States 21 hours ago
Why would anyone even drunk think to do such a thing? I don't get it!

为什么有的人喝醉了还想着做这种事？我无法理解！