全球奇葩室友吐槽大会“当我进来时，看见我的室友正拿着我的花生酱当剃毛膏用” [英国媒体]

Roommates can lead to pesky business when it comes to creating boundaries, settling scuttles, and adjusting to lifestyle differences.

当涉及到保持相互的距离，解决问题和适应互相间的生活方式的差异时，室友们之间可能会导致一些不太愉快的场面。



But there are some moments that are inexplicable, and The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon knows the cringing roommate experience first hand, revealing his awkward situations via Twitter and starting a roommate confession thread.

但是有些情况却是让人无法解释的，而今夜秀主持人吉米法伦也接触过一些让人局促不安的室友，他在推特上展开了一个‘室友坦白’话题揭露了自己与室友间的尴尬经历。

The comedian, 42, revealed in a tweet that he once had a strange roommate who refused to share toilet paper and brought his own wherever he went, launching a hashtag thread entitled 'My Weird Roommate.'

这位42岁的喜剧演员在推特上透露，他曾经有一个奇葩的室友，他拒绝和别人共用厕纸并且无论去哪总是随身携带自己的厕纸。就此发起了一个带着“我的奇葩室友”标签的话题。

Truth is...Twitter users even revealed their roommates questionable bathroom habits。

事实上。。推特网友们甚至发布了关于他们室友的一些让人充满疑问的浴室习惯。

'I had a roommate who would bring his own toilet paper whenever he’d go to the bathroom. He thought his was less "germy." #MyWeirdRoommate,' he shared to his 49million Twitter followers.?

“我曾经有一个室友无论何时想上厕所都会带着自己的厕纸。因为他觉得他的厕纸上面细菌更少。吉米法伦向自己的4900万粉丝分享了这一话题。

He sparked a wave of candid responses where Twitter users confessed their roommate's odd quirks and horror stories. And it turns out strange bathroom patterns is an unfortunately common tale.

他很快收到了一大波推特网友的回复，人们纷纷开始坦白一些他们室友怪癖的举止和一些恐怖的故事。而事实证明一些浴室中的奇葩行为是这些不幸的事件
当中最常见的故事。

'I had a college roomie who didn't bring any toilet paper. He'd hop in the shower after a good poop,' Twitter user Jay Richardson revealed.

”我曾经有一位大学室友，上完厕所从来不擦屁股。他会在美美地拉完一坨后直接洗个澡。“推特用户理查德森揭露。

Another woman revealed her roommate would bring pantry items into the bathroom to shave her legs. 
另一个女子透露，她的室友会带一些食物柜里的东西进浴室，去给她的腿做剃毛。

​‘Walked in to see my roommate using MY peanut butter to as shaving cream,' she exclaimed.

“当我进来时，看见我的室友正拿着我的花生酱当剃毛膏用”她呐喊道。

Food rarities seemed to be a common characteristic of odd roommates on Twitter, with users revealing stories of condiment obsessions and strange eating habits.

食物似乎也是奇葩室友们展现其古怪之处的地方，在推特上网友们揭露了他们一些关于调味料的执念和奇葩的饮食习惯。

'Had a roommate that would mash all the food on his plate together and would use a kit-kat instead of a fork to eat it,' one man wrote.?

”我曾经有一个室友，他会把盘子里的所有食物都捣烂然后不用叉子而是用KIT-KAT的巧克力棒舀着吃。“一位用户写道。



'#MyWeirdRoommate once ate a 20 McNuggets in the restroom. I found the trash hidden & when I confronted him, his response was, "I was hungry,"' user Travis Bryant wrote.

”我的奇葩室友曾经在浴室里吃了20块麦乐鸡。当我发现被藏起来的垃圾时我过去问他，他的回答是“我饿了啊”网友travis bryant写到。

'#MyWeirdRoommate left behind 8 bottles of mustard of different varieties when he moved out. Never once saw him eat mustard,' another user shared.?

”我的奇葩室友在搬出去的时候留下了8瓶不一样的芥末，可我从来都没见过他吃过芥末“另一用户分享到。

Some roommate squabbles arose from si·mple idiocy.

有些室友间的争执来自一些很白痴的事情。

'I had a roommate that ate petroleum jelly on her toast once because it had the word "jelly" on it....' user Nicole Peelman revealed.

”我曾经有个室友在她的吐司上涂了凡士林，因为上面有“果冻”这个词 ”用户Nicole Peelman发表到。

Aside from food, some money-savvy flatmates shocked their roommates with their dime-saving tactics.

除了食物外，一些精打细算的室友还会用他们的省钱技巧震惊他们的室友。

'I had a roommate that showered with his clothes on, because apparently using the washing machine was too expensive,' one Twitter user shared.

“我曾经有个室友会穿着衣服洗澡，因为洗衣机的费用对他而言显然太贵了”一位推特用户分享到。

'I had a roommate who asked me if I wanted to go halfsies on a soap dish. From the dollar store,' user Melissa confessed.

“曾经有个室友拿着一个从一元店买的肥皂碟问我要不要每人出一半？”用户Melissa坦白到。

And then there are just some lifestyle differences that are simple inexplicable.

然后还有一些让人无法释怀的生活方式上的差异。

'Upon meeting 1st day of college, she told my folks "I don't do drugs, but I plan on trying as many as I can while here,"' another confessed.

“回想到我在大学的第一天，我的室友告诉大伙；”我不嗑药，但我准备在这里尽可能多的尝试一下。“一位用户坦白到

'I had a roommate that would sleep walk in the middle of the night speaking German… He was Chinese,' another user named Jay confessed.

“我曾经有个室友会一边梦游一边说着德语。。可他是个中国人。另一位叫JAY的网友坦白到。

#'MyWeirdRoommate Waters her car. No. Not wash it. Gets the water hose...and just waters it for a few minutes. Like a plant,' another user wrote.

”我的奇葩室友会给她的汽车浇水。不，不是洗车。只是接上水管以后像给植物浇水一样给她的车浇水。“另一位用户写到

Twitter users then turn dark and reveal the horror story interactions they've had with roommates that they still seem perplexed by.

然而这个话题慢慢地变得阴暗起来，网友们开始揭露一些他们与室友间可怕的事件，他们似乎仍然对此耿耿于怀。

'I woke up & my roommate was in my room watching me sleep. I asked what she was doing. She said "oh, you're awake" & left,' Stacy B wrote on Twitter.

”我醒了，发现我的室友正在我的房间里看着我睡觉。我问她干啥呢。她回道”噢，你醒着呢“然后就走了。Stacy B在推特上写到。

'Old roommate used to wear her wisdom tooth on a necklace,' another Twitter user named Kayla wrote.??

”我的老室友戴着一串用她的智齿制做的项链。“另一位用户名为Kayla的推特用户写到。

#MyWeirdRoommate I once found a note on the fridge reading: "the rat is dead he is under the table. Have a nice day :)" sure enough he was' Twitter user Cari Jenkins shared.

“我曾经在冰箱上发现一份便签，上面写着；那只老鼠已经死了，他现在在桌子底下。祝你有个愉快的一天；） 他肯定是愉快了。用户名为 Cari Jenkins 分享到。

And some roommates are simply better left alone.

而还有一些室友则更加喜欢独来独往。

'Lived with my roommate for over a year.. still don't know his name,' one man confessed.

”和我的室友一起住了超过一年，依然不知道他的名字“

Another woman couldn't understand why her roommate preferred to sleep in the outdoor balcony.

另一位女子依然搞不懂为什么她的室友喜欢睡在室外的阳台上。

'He slept on the balcony in his sleeping bag to "test his camping gear,"' a confused Wendy shared.

他会在阳台上睡进自己的睡袋里，以此来检验自己的野营工具。困惑的wendy分享到。

Despite the overwhelming number of scarring and horrifying stories of mismatched roommates, sometimes pals get lucky and share their unique passions together.

尽管有些室友们会带来无数吓人的记忆和恐怖的故事，但有时候人们还是能幸运的分享到他们一些奇特的激情。

'My roommates and I tied a stuffed hedgehog to our ceiling fan and tried to dodge it blindfolded 
#MyWeirdRoommate #Dodgehog,' Jacob Woodworth replied to the late night show host's tweet.

Jacob Woodworth在深夜秀节目主持人的推特上回复说:“我的室友和我把一只毛绒刺猬玩偶绑在了我们的天花板的风扇上，然后试着蒙住自己的眼睛躲避毛绒玩具的攻击。“



Jim, Huddersfield, United Kingdom, 3 days ago
I used to share rooms with a person who would constantly berate me on trivial matters such as personal hygiene and my drinking that were nobody's business but my own. 

我曾经和一个人一起住过一段时间，那人总是在一些琐碎的事情上斥责我，比如一些个人卫生问题和饮酒问题。这都是我自己的问题，关别人什么事儿？

Then I divorced her

后来我就跟她离婚了。

Jonnie, Seoul, South Korea, 3 days ago 
My room mate at uni staggered into the kitchen one morning still hammered....I thanked him for feeding the cat the night before because I just got home. He said he did not feed the cat, I showed him the empty tin from the fridge that was half full the night before....He turned a whiter shade of pale....

一个早晨，我在大学的室友依然醉得不轻，晃晃悠悠地走进厨房。。我谢谢他昨天晚上替我给猫喂食，因为我刚刚到家。他说他没有喂那猫啊，我给他看了冰箱里地猫食空罐头，前天晚上还剩下一半呢。。然后他的脸一下子就白了。。

Zombie MV, Glasgow, United Kingdom, 3 days ago
Who keeps cat food in the fridge？

谁会把猫食放进冰箱里？

Zombie MV, Glasgow, United Kingdom, 3 days ago
Someone watching me sleep like that would creep me out...

如果谁这样看着我睡觉，会把我吓得抓狂的。。

an American studying, in Europe, United Kingdom, 3 days ago
What's wrong with using or bringing your own toilet paper??? I use ultra soft and my flatmate uses the cheap one that scratches you, what a stupid segment.

上厕所带自己的厕纸有什么问题吗？？我喜欢用超软型的，而我的室友则喜欢用那种能把你屁股磨出血的便宜货。这算哪门子的争执。

NapoleonDyno, Dublin, United Kingdom, 3 days ago
I use Lava soap and grit sandpaper. Really gets it clean.

我用去垢肥皂和粗砂研磨砂纸。擦得老干净了。

Uncle Robb, Mount Disappointment, Australia, 3 days ago
Can't take you guys anywhere. Now back to your rooms! :)

真的是没脸带你们两出门，回你们的房间去吧！:)

GoArmyBeatNavy01432, Ayer, United States, 3 days ago
I had a roommate after nursing school. She was a pretty girl but.. My boyfriend was at my place when I came back from work. I gave him a kiss and went to the bathroom. I washed my hands and looked down into the basket. There was a used condom in it. My best friend and my boyfriend! I didn't say a word. I treated him like gold. I was the best girlfriend ever. Eventually he proposed marriage. He was on his knee with the ring. I smiled and kissed him and said "Why would I ever marry a cheat who slept with my best friend? " He was crying and begging me to forgive him. His family and friends were there. Hell no. I walked out. Went home and told my roommate and threw her things over the balcony onto the ground. ( she admitted to the affair after I told her how I'd refused his proposal.) hehehe. Losers. I'm happily married to a man who cherishes me as much as I do him

在我从护理学校毕业以后我曾经有一个室友。她是个漂亮的姑娘但是。。有天当我下班回来时，我的男朋友正呆在我家里。我给了他一个吻后就去了趟浴室。我洗完手朝垃圾桶看了一眼。里面躺着一只用过了的避孕套。我最好的朋友和我的男友！之后我什么也没说，待他如我的真命天子，我表现得像这世界上最好的女友。最终他向我求婚了。他手上拿着戒指单膝跪地。我微笑着轻吻了他然后对他说；“我为什么要和一个睡了我最好的朋友的偷吃汉结婚呢？”他一边哭一边求我原谅他。他的家人和朋友都在现场。绝不！我离开了现场回到了家里把事情告诉了我的室友，然后我把她的东西从阳台上扔了下去。（在我告诉她我拒绝了男友的求婚后她承认了奸情）呵呵，卢瑟们。现在我和一个像我珍惜他一般珍惜着我的男人过着幸福的婚姻生活。

Babbles, San Diego, United States, 3 days ago
That's why I spend extra money to live along. I'd rather eat top ramen for the life than live with some creepers.

这就是我付出多余的一些钱去一个人独自生活的原因。我宁愿吃一辈子杯面也不想和某些奇葩一起生活。

The 'watching me sleep' has happened to me twice. Once by a roommate, once when i was at a high school sleep over, nearly everyone at the sleepover, and her parents were watching me sleep. Very creepy.

“看着你睡觉”这事在我身上发生过两次。一次是我的室友，还有一次高中时我在朋友的家里过夜，当时还有很多人都在她家过夜，可是她老妈偏要看着我睡觉。这太瘆人了。