中国男子为了取悦女性溜进动物园与熊猫摔跤 [英国媒体]

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A tourist wrestled with a giant panda after sneaking into its enclosure in an attempt to impress two female friends.

为了向两个女性朋友炫耀，一个游客偷偷溜进了动物园的大熊猫馆，并且与大熊猫摔跤。

The man in his 20s was having a tour of the zoo in southeast China’s Jiangxi province with two women when crossed the 10ft-deep ditch into the panda house.

一个20来岁的小伙儿和她两个女性朋友正在逛位于中国东南部的江西省的动物园，然后他穿过10英尺深的围沟进入到了熊猫馆。

He woke the 260lb animal Mei Ling who lunged at his leg and clenched it tightly. But when the intruder tried to get away the animal wrestled him to the floor.

当260磅重的大家伙美玲被弄醒后，它冲向小伙儿的腿并且死死的把它抱住，这时小伙儿想逃跑但是已经来不及了，大熊猫一把把他抱摔到了地上。








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Eliot Carver San Francisco United States 13 hours ago
I know that bloke. His name is Foo King Whannkor.

我认识这个小伙，他叫Foo King Whannkor

Jeff.Hall Riverside United States 2 hours ago
I tip my hat to you Sir.

我服你了。

hatcult toronto Canada 2 hours ago
Ha ha. Me Fu Kup.

哈哈，我叫Fu Kup

Emmapel78 London United Kingdom 13 hours ago
Idiot !!!

白痴啊！！！

Dan Bristol United Kingdom 13 hours ago
The panda looks like it's playing.

大熊猫看看样子很享受这个过程啊

TheColonel ShawniganLake Canada 13 hours ago
It was of he'd be dead.

他真是作死。

AMP8 London United Kingdom 13 hours ago
I hope the panda gave him a bite on the A$$ so he learn a lesson

真希望大熊猫在他屁股上来这么一口，这样他就会学乖了。

MstrP London United Kingdom 13 hours ago
LOL yeah this chicks must have thought he was well cool. Can just see them now rolling around with laughter.

哈哈，两个小妞肯定觉得他很酷，他们现在一定已经笑成一片了。

Kaninchen11 Strathmiglo United Kingdom 13 hours ago
Well us women do like a man who makes us laugh. We usually marry them and then after a few years they turn into Mr. Grumpy.

的确，我们女人喜欢可以带给我们欢笑的男人。而且我们通常会嫁给这些男人，但最后发现过了几年，他们都变成了暴脾气。

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pga london 11 hours ago
Kaninchen11 - Whereas the women are grumpy from day 1.

然而女人在第一天开始就是个暴脾气

purplehamburger Atlantis United Kingdom 13 hours ago
Shame he wasn't arrested and given a jolly good kickin` by the local police for that stupid stunt idiot!!

真是替他感到羞耻，他居然没有因为这个愚蠢的行为被当地的警方逮捕。

Dundee51 Bath 13 hours ago
This infuriates me - the Panda could have been shot dead by the Keepers through no fault of his own if this ridiculous stunt had gone wrong! I hope the idiot is going to be charged.

这太让人愤怒了，他的荒谬举动稍有差池就很有可能使大熊猫被射杀，真希望这个白痴为此付出代价。

I tickle puppets N.Ireland United Kingdom 8 hours ago
It's China the man would have been shot before any panda

这是中国，比起大熊猫来，那个人很可能被击毙。

Tom Johnstone maggotsfeild United Kingdom 13 hours ago
DON'T SHOOT THE PANDA!!!

别杀大熊猫！！！

Scotty Green Aberdeen United Kingdom 13 hours ago
Dumb A$$!

白痴！

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mordecai.scrunge Denver United States 13 hours ago
The 'Dim Son' [sic] should try the Lion enclosure next time a much more exciting spectator sport!

这白痴下次应该去狮笼里耍耍，这将是更加令人激动的运动。

hatcult toronto Canada 2 hours ago
Impresses the ladies even more so than a mere Panda.

没什么能比大熊猫更能打动女士了。

null United Kingdom 10 hours ago
I'm more concerned about the welfare of the panda than the idiot.

相比那个白痴，我更关心大熊猫的安危。

Nelly1986 London United Kingdom 12 hours ago
I hope the Panda was ok.

希望那只大熊猫没事。

Petcatalma Cardiff United Kingdom 10 hours ago
I hope he gets a heavy fine or some sort of punishment.

真希望他能够被重打20大板。

nocureforstupid Kansas Florida Canada 11 hours ago
What an i diot! Glad the panda wasn't hurt!

真是个白痴！还好大熊猫没事！

NickGt Dublin Ireland 8 hours ago
The visitor should've been shot on sight for endangering this beautiful animal.

当有人伤害这个美丽的动物时，这个人真该被毙。

PoppyN Surrey United Kingdom 11 hours ago
Pity the numpty was unharmed really - a few nice scratches might have convinced him not to be such a pillock in the future. Glad the panda was OK!

还好大熊猫没事，留在那个傻瓜身上的抓痕可以很好的提醒他以后别再做傻事了。

Jayneuk London United Kingdom 11 hours ago
He's obviously a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic! And I'm guessing he didn't impress either of the girls!

他很明显就是个脑袋有问题的白痴！而且我猜他也不受任何女生的欢迎。

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Man of Bronze The Eighty Sixth Floor United Kingdom 10 hours ago
Shoot the idiot and grind his testicles down to make a nice aphrodisiac......

射杀这个白痴，扯掉他的蛋蛋并磨碎以制作强力壮阳药……

wendyheather London United Kingdom 9 hours ago
I hope you're talking about the stupid man who tried to wrestle the Panda.

我希望你说的是那个试图和熊猫搏斗的蠢蛋。

tuguybear newcastle 9 hours ago
I suspect you wouldn't get much aphrodisiac if any at all.

我猜即使有，你也得不到多少壮阳药。

Richard London United Kingdom 11 hours ago
What's the guys name?? Mei so dim.

这家伙叫什么名字？太模糊了。

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wiseandwonderful Venus United Kingdom 12 hours ago
He should have been shot! No one has the right to put an animal's life at risk like that. If he had been hurt the panda would have paid the price.

他应当被枪杀！没人有权将动物的生命置于如此危险的境地。如果他受伤了，这熊猫将要付出代价。（译者：还好这只熊猫不是古古。）

Knitty nora Girons Spain 13 hours ago
Well I'm sure the women were well impressed!!!

好吧，我确定女人们留下了无比深刻的印象！

TTreen Codsall United Kingdom 6 hours ago
This idiot needs biting in such a way that prevents him breeding in the future.

对待白痴就该用这种方式咬以使他断子绝孙。

Xod taunton United Kingdom 13 hours ago
Oh those crazy Chinese...probably wanted to take it home to cook it.

哦那些疯狂的中国人……或许他想把大熊猫带回家煮了吃。

Robert.Hunter London United Kingdom 12 hours ago
he should be jailed for interfering with an endangered animal

他应当被监禁，因为侵犯了濒危动物。