加拿大最高法院合法化一些兽交行为 [加拿大媒体]

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Canada’s highest court has just ruled that some sex acts between humans and animals are legal.

加拿大最高法院合法化一些兽交行为。

In a quixotic ruling the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”

加拿大最高法院作出了不切实际的判决，法院认为这名强奸并性剥削自己女儿的男子没有犯下兽交罪。据报道这名男子将花生酱抹在女儿的性器上，然后让自己的宠物狗去舔干净并拍摄了下来。

The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end the court agreed.

这名被判有罪的男子上诉至加拿大最高法院，要求最高院撤回兽交罪名的定罪。最高院最后竟然同意了。

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As a result of the rape case the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.

因这起强奸案，该法院以7：1的结果裁定人类与动物进行性接触是合法的，前提是性接触中没有“侵入性”行为。

In its ruling the court decided that the legislature had not clearly defined the terms in the country’s bestiality laws and the way the statute is written should be read to only outlaw animal penetration whether that penetration is animal to human or vice versa.

在这项裁决中，法院称立法机关尚未明确定义该国兽交法的具体条例，书面法令应被解读为仅禁止动物侵入性行为，无论是动物插入人类还是人类插入动物。

“Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery penetration was the essence — ‘the defining act’ — of the offense” the court’s ruling states as reported by The Independent.

独立报报道，法庭的裁决声明：“虽然兽交常被归类于诸如鸡奸罪或兽奸罪等，但直接插入（该法所定义的行为）是兽交的实质。”


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dachu33 R26; 2 days ago
Well Kanada just completely went off the MORAL CLIFF!

好吧加拿大已彻底道德沦丧！
 
SKBCAN  dachu33 R26; 2 days ago
...hey don't be too hard on Oh ! Canada bestiality is legal is some American states as well.

不要这么刻薄啦，美国一些州不也规定兽交合法吗。
 
snake  SKBCAN R26; 2 days ago
not legal just no laws pertaining to it.. big difference

不合法，只是没有相关的适用性法律……区别很大。 
 
42 degrees south  snake R26; 2 days ago
not illegal then i know semantics.

不违法。我知道语义。 
 
Exiter  42 degrees south R26; 2 days ago
Please don't get some goofy politician in some state with nothing to do write a bill making bestiality a crime. Then they'll go on TV and explain their stupid law.

别整这些闲得蛋疼去制定兽交犯罪法令国家的愚蠢政客（的新闻）。他们会上电视，解释他们那愚蠢的法律。
 
Reno Rivera  Exiter R26; a day ago
Canadian liberals are the most ducked freaks on the planet. It's a shame.

加拿大自由党是这个星球上最最低级的怪胎。真丢脸。
 
The good news is that when that huge meteor strikes the vicinity of Washington DC taking half the US eastern Canada will be destroyed as well.

好消息是当那颗巨大的流星撞击到华盛顿特区附近时，波及美国东部的一半。加拿大也将被摧毁。

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Petnicks  Reno Rivera R26; a day ago
Supreme Court judges are not part of the Liberal Government. They are appointed and most were appointed during Harper's Conservative reign of terror.

最高法院的法官不是自由政府的一部分。他们是被任命的，其中大部分是在在哈珀（加拿大上任总理，属保守党阵营）的保守派恐怖统治期间被任命的。
 
Annemarie McDonnell  Petnicks R26; a day ago
I couldn't say it better.

楼上说得太对了。 
 
Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright  Petnicks R26; a day ago
"CONSERVATIVE " in Canada is someone who has sex with their dog but only once a month!

 加拿大的“保守派”指的是那些与他们的狗一个月只啪啪一次的人！
 
guest  Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; a day ago
LOL!

笑屎了！
 
Media_Bladders  guest R26; a day ago
This ruling gives new meaning to the expression "Getting a piece of a--."

这项裁决给这句话赋予了新的含义“得到一块--”
 
guest  Media_Bladders R26; a day ago
I will not be eating peanut butter anytime soon..oh my oh my

我以后再也不会吃花生酱了……哦天哪天哪！
 
jimmyjet84  Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; a day ago
no conservative in canada is someone who has sex with their dog only once a month but has the good manners to lube up first hahaha

加拿大的保守派才不是一个月只跟狗啪啪一次的家伙呢，而是在啪之前先绅士地做好润滑。哈哈哈！

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Dana  jimmyjet84 R26; 10 hours ago
Hey you andImaybewrongbutimmostlyright should get a room. You are great together.

你和他（Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright）应该去开房，你们是很好的一对。
 
jimmyjet84  Dana R26; 5 hours ago
Lol is that Dana the infamous pig from Cameron's eton days?

楼上的，你是不是卡梅伦在伊顿公学读书时和他在一起的那头猪吖，哈哈

Dana  Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; 10 hours ago
Well you're wrong this time turd.

 呵呵，可耻的你这次错了
 
bmatkin  Petnicks R26; a day ago
Really who? Which judge? Do you know how Supreme justices are chosen? How many have to be French? You'd better look up how this works before mouthing off.

谁吖？哪个法官？你知道最高院的法官是怎么选的吗？其中至少要有几个法国人你知道吗？不懂就不要乱说好吗？

Harper's reign of terror? Like what? Reducing taxes?

Harper's的恐怖统治？比如说减税？
 
Petrilia  bmatkin R26; a day ago
Harper was a great PM saved Canada from what the US went thru in 2008 but Liberals will be liberals and call on hate and Marxism at every moment. They can't help being stupid.

哈珀是一个很棒的总理，他治理的加拿大没有经历2008年美国所经历的金融风暴，自由主义者终归是自由主义者，他们每时每刻都诉诸仇恨和马克思主义。他们真是无可救药的蠢啊！

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bmatkin  Petrilia R26; 18 hours ago
Harper is one of the greatest.

哈珀是最伟大的领导人之一。 
 
JtheM  Petrilia R26; 4 hours ago
No banking regulation which Harper wanted repealed saved Canada from the worst of 2008. It didn't hurt that he was handed a 13b dollar surplus by the same Liberal government that kept and strengthened banking regulations.

哈珀想要废除的银行监管条例中没有一个让加拿大免遭2008年的金融危机。而保留并强化银行监管的自由派政府给他留下了130亿美元的盈余。
 
Petnicks  bmatkin R26; 6 hours ago
It doesn't take a lot off intelligence to google ... here you go just to make your simple life simpler ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... - now move on ...

谷歌并不需要太多的智慧，在这儿你只需将简单的生活再简化……维基百科网址……现在点进去吧……
 
Petrilia  Petnicks R26; a day ago
Disagreejust plain stupid. Prove it.

不同意，这太蠢了，证实下。

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Heilbroner  Petnicks R26; 9 hours ago
An equally important question is who paid the C$2 million dollars it would take to get this through 3 levels of courts into the Supreme Court of Canada ? The Taxpayer of course. That is the only way a question of this immense stupidity would be wasting time and money. The voiceless working class once again is tapped to pay for very large brains trapped in very small containers. That is the crime- the sex act and the legal criminals stealing poor people's money.

一个同样重要的问题是：谁来支付这笔高达两百万加元的将要经过三级法院审理最后上诉到加拿大最高法院的案子的诉讼费用呢？当然是纳税人咯。这种浪费时间和金钱的极蠢的事，让纳税人付钱是唯一解决之道。沉默的工薪阶级又一次要被这种极其脑残的事压榨。这是犯罪----性交和合法犯罪是在偷穷人的钱。
 
Nunya  Reno Rivera R26; 19 hours ago
Dude I'm a Canadian liberal and even I'm wondering wtf is up with this. Please don't lump us all together.

哥们，我是加拿大自由党的，连我都在琢磨尼玛这叫什么事啊。不要把我们都归为一类人。

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bmatkin  Nunya R26; 18 hours ago
Trudeau always was a dog jumper just like you. I'll lump you with the trash that sits on the court picked by lawyers with a mandatory minimum of Quebec judges.
Wasn't it the Liberals who gave us this great constitution??
Wasn't it Trudeau that started multi-culturalism ran up the debt was buddies with Fidel started the divide East to West?
This little tadpole Trudeau is going to be just like his dad.
He'll be a big spending narcissistic moron from a trust fund family.
I'm happy to lump you eastern losers into the dog jumper column
With any luck we'll be splitting Canada in two. You keep Toronto the sewer of Canada.

特鲁多（加拿大现任总理，属自由党阵营，其父为皮埃尔特鲁多）就是个狗套衫，跟你一样。我将把你和坐在法庭上的垃圾混在一起，而这些垃圾是由魁北克法官最低级的律师选出来的。
难道不是自由党给了我们这个伟大的宪法吗？
难道不是老特鲁多发起多元文化主义，和好基友菲德尔提升了债务，将加拿大分裂为东部和西部吗？
这个小蝌蚪特鲁多会像他老爹一样。
他将成为信托基金家族的花花公子和自恋白痴。
我很高兴把你们这些东部的失败者混进狗套衫的阵营。
运气好的话，我们将把加拿大分裂为两部分。你们就留着多伦多这个加拿大的臭水沟吧！

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Nunya  bmatkin R26; 9 hours ago
I'm from the west no where near Toronto. And I hope you fall into a giant sinkhole and rot in hell.

 我来自西部，离多伦多十万八千里。 希望你会掉进超大陷洞慢慢腐烂。
 
Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright  Exiter R26; a day ago
It's NOT a crime? Committing a sexual act upon an animal without the clear consent of THE ANIMAL is not a CRIME?!?!? It's a crime alright! It's criminal that you or anyone else would even question the motives of someone WRITING legislation that makes it clear that it is! "Oh let's just IGNORE it"! "Don't be STUPID and EXPLAIN why sex with an animal is WRONG"! " can't have any JUDGEMENTS here! We just get to judge YOUR judgements"! Hypocrisy! It's only immoral to your kind when other people declare THEIR morality! Circular reasoning at its absolute WORST!

这不是犯罪！？没经过动物的同意的性行为不叫犯罪？！？！这绝对是犯罪！有人通过立法把这种行为定罪，你或任何人竟然质疑其动机，这行为也是犯罪！“奥，不要去管它”！“别傻了，不要去解释和动物的性行为是错误的”！“这里没有任何审判！我们只需审判你的审判“！虚伪呀！到了别人表明他们的道德标准时，就成了不道德了！这简直是糟糕透顶的循环推理！

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Petrilia  Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; a day ago
Crime and a disgusting one at that.

这是犯罪，太恶心了。

DES  42 degrees south R26; a day ago
Still doesn't make it moral in any sense of the word.

在任何意义上还是不道德的。
 
**NEWS FLASH** PEANUT BUTTER SALES SKYROCKET IN CANADA...........

快讯！----加拿大花生酱销量飙升......
 
7nationarmy  snake R26; 2 days ago
Liberal Canadians new Bestialisty slogan: #LoveIsLove

加拿大自由党新的兽交族口号：爱就是爱
 
Amarycan  7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
New Canadian slogan: Perversion is love..and....the more perversion the better.

新的加拿大标语：变态就是爱......和......愈变态愈快乐
 
Petrilia  Amarycan R26; a day ago
I suppose it will be when our pathetic PMwho got37% of the vote invites more people from the mideast in. Otherwisemost Canadians are just nice people who work hard and want the best for everyone. But this Supreme Court ruling makes the averageCanadian furious after all we have little kids to raise decently just like you do.

我认为，我们那赢得37%选票的讨厌的总理邀请更多中东人入境后，这种情况就会成为现实。否则，大多数加拿大人都挺好的，他们努力工作，对人友善。但最高法院的这一判决让普通老百姓怒火中烧，毕竟我们都有年幼儿女，希望能象你一样体面地抚养他们。

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Pleiades R  Amarycan R26; 19 hours ago
I'll never look at those bumper stickers " I "love" my pit bull" the same way again....

我再也无法直视那些保险杠贴纸：我“爱”我的比特犬……
 
Exiter  7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
#dogssexlivesmatter

狗交实况
 
Veritas_Anquiro  7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
Or
#ScrewTilYouMoo

或
艹到你叫床（译者：捂脸，好羞耻）
 
Janice Farley  7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
Or God is Love so Love your animals comes from God. Isn't marriage next? We can't discriminate against animals. They need love too.

上帝是爱，所以爱动物是上帝的旨意。下一步是不是该结婚了？我们不能歧视动物。它们也需要爱。
 
DES  Janice Farley R26; a day ago
Maybe they allow Common Law marriages instead.
Hard for their beavers to say "I do" when they are covered in peanut butter.

或许他们会允许普通法婚姻来取代（兽交法）。
当他们的【哔-】上涂满花生酱，还让他们的海狸说“我愿意”简直强狸所难！
 
rangerider  DES R26; a day ago
Some years ag some guy in Norway---or on of those crazy countries married his pig after the court said ok:-0 I would think this will take place here in a few years :-)

几年前，在挪威（或那些疯狂的国家）的某个家伙在法庭同意后娶了他的猪。我想过不了几年这儿也会发生（同样的事）。